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My friends want to get a guy a keg full of tequila for his 18th party...

Blitzkrieg said
I needed 4loko for a drink recipie of mine for new years, I tried many times but I kept screwing up the drink. Anyway, that night had only expended one of the 5 4lokos I now had. I brought them to a party about a week later and got two friends to help me out with them. I finished one, and two others were half finished.Came back in march for spring break, hung out at the same place for another party. My friend brought me to the fridge and showed me the two unopened and two unfinished 4lokos and said he wanted them gone.I had a job to do.All I really remember is locking myself in the closet.

Yeeeaaahh.

I had one and a half of those things, and I'm a five foot nothing, hundred pound something girl with not much of a tolerance.

I don't remember a good three hour span of time, beginning in someone's living room, and ending when I woke up in my shower at home.

My friends want to get a guy a keg full of tequila for his 18th party...

Hank said
The things she's heard, though...

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Sloth said
Can someone explain to me the logistics of having sex on a microwave? Unless for some weird reason people leave it on ground level or something.

One word. Adventure.

My friends want to get a guy a keg full of tequila for his 18th party...

Blitzkrieg said
So many bad memories just came floating back.

Agreed. My housemates made fun of me for a full week after that incident. I have vague memories of giving a female acquaintance a lapdance, crawling through a crowded room, having a really deep discussion of death with a girl I barely know, watching my now-boyfriend kiss a male friend of his, and getting a tongue shoved into my ear under a sprig of mistletoe.

But most of that night is a blur.

My friends want to get a guy a keg full of tequila for his 18th party...

Yes, I have had shitty beer out of a red solo cup. And vodka, and rum, etc. However I prefer classier containers for my classy beverages. Like plastic champagne flutes and children's sippy cups.

No, I have no played beer pong

Yes, I have thrown up macaroni and cheese in someone's backyard after drinking too much Four Loko.

No, I have not seen anyone blatantly fucking in the bathrooms or in plain sight on the couch/counter/microwave. Yet.

Yes, I have gone to Taco Bell drunk (while I didn't drive drunk, someone else did. Very poor decision in retrospect).

Hooray America.

During a literature discussion today

Awson said
Something about this made me giggle.

During a literature discussion today

I'm not racist in the slightest (hell, a couple of my love interests have been people of color), but I've grown up in primarily white communities, and I haven't found myself in those situations often. I usually just try to keep quiet and nod a lot. >_>

Had a realization at a party tonight

Blitzkrieg said
A drinking party on a Tuesday night? Even I'm not that hardcore.

It's was a friend's 22nd, and we've been on mid-winter break for a couple days, we didn't have classes on monday and tuesday. I didn't drink a shit ton, since I had 8:30 science class this morning. >_>

I don't have too many issues with drinking the morning before early commitments. If anything, such activities and waking up with a hangover have only enhanced my day. :P All three times I've showed up to things (one was 8am class, one was 8:30am class, another was 7am work) hungover, I've done brilliantly and go on to have a great day.

#fuckyeah

During a literature discussion today

I was sitting at a table of friends, all of whom happened to be african american. We were discussing some poetry that dealt with slavery and abolition, and they got super into it and were talking about various issues and their opinions on white culture in the late 1800s and I was just sitting there awkwardly like

My Spam list of Friends: LIST YOURS AS WELL!

I've got a love/hate relationship with Grif. He reminds me of a daisy. He's kinda cute and endearing and innocentish, but he also attracts flies and smells funny.

And I'll second the blabbermouth bit.

Had a realization at a party tonight

Turtlicious said
Was it good vodka?

No. It was the shittiest vodka I've ever had in my life, and even I have low standards when it comes to alcohol quality.

The house my friends live in is nicknamed the "Dirty Shirley," it's kind of their token drink.