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Napoli Fiordilatte - Dei Tour (Library)
"Whoosh!"
Napoli couldn't help but chuckle, another one of his stellar jokes had gone straight over the head. Come on, Who, like an Owl, who-who. That was genius. Then again, considering how borderline psychotic his teammates could be a times, he wasn't entirely surprised by the subtlety flying past, just a little disappointed. Nevertheless, that wasn't enough to dampen his mood, after all he was finally here in Beacon, a new experience awaited him where he was bound to get the chance to make many more jokes and meet many new people.
Some might even say I'm being beaconed to a new horizon.
Yeah, that was crap.
All that said, the faunus haters did bother Napoli a little, but the boy had long since learned to deal with such contempt. Controlling one's anger was important after all and most instances of hatred could just be tolerated in the long run. It's not like it made much difference in his life if someone insulted him once. He figured it was much better to just smile and make a joke of it, because that way things stayed light hearted and some semblance of happiness could be achieved. Well, that's what he always reasoned, he was sure someone out there could easily poke holes in his philosophy, but that wasn't something that really bothered him.
But hey, here he was overthinking dumb stuff again when he could be enjoying Beacon. The teenager couldn't help but smile at the foolish nature of it all, and sensing Bianca's declining mood, the sniper engaged in what he did best. He told another dumb joke. "Hey Bianca, you got a collection of those feathers? I'm sure it'd make a great pillow, the stuffing these days is always so artificial, so why waste your own gold, I'll gladly take them off your hands." A massive grin was plastered on Napoli's face as per the norm.
Then, swiftly taking a seat next to his teammate, Napoli joined Sarina in throwing his legs on the table, "So I'm guessing the rules in here are pretty lax if they let us just throw on feet on tables. So these mission things, any of them that strike you as interesting right now, murdering grimm and taking down other uglies is always fun."
"Whoosh!"
Napoli couldn't help but chuckle, another one of his stellar jokes had gone straight over the head. Come on, Who, like an Owl, who-who. That was genius. Then again, considering how borderline psychotic his teammates could be a times, he wasn't entirely surprised by the subtlety flying past, just a little disappointed. Nevertheless, that wasn't enough to dampen his mood, after all he was finally here in Beacon, a new experience awaited him where he was bound to get the chance to make many more jokes and meet many new people.
Some might even say I'm being beaconed to a new horizon.
Yeah, that was crap.
All that said, the faunus haters did bother Napoli a little, but the boy had long since learned to deal with such contempt. Controlling one's anger was important after all and most instances of hatred could just be tolerated in the long run. It's not like it made much difference in his life if someone insulted him once. He figured it was much better to just smile and make a joke of it, because that way things stayed light hearted and some semblance of happiness could be achieved. Well, that's what he always reasoned, he was sure someone out there could easily poke holes in his philosophy, but that wasn't something that really bothered him.
But hey, here he was overthinking dumb stuff again when he could be enjoying Beacon. The teenager couldn't help but smile at the foolish nature of it all, and sensing Bianca's declining mood, the sniper engaged in what he did best. He told another dumb joke. "Hey Bianca, you got a collection of those feathers? I'm sure it'd make a great pillow, the stuffing these days is always so artificial, so why waste your own gold, I'll gladly take them off your hands." A massive grin was plastered on Napoli's face as per the norm.
Then, swiftly taking a seat next to his teammate, Napoli joined Sarina in throwing his legs on the table, "So I'm guessing the rules in here are pretty lax if they let us just throw on feet on tables. So these mission things, any of them that strike you as interesting right now, murdering grimm and taking down other uglies is always fun."
Actually, you promised me brass knuckles that transform into a tank that transforms into a F-22 that transforms into an Apache Helicopter.
Minor detail.
Or was it Dai-Guard.
Minor detail.
Or was it Dai-Guard.
Napoli Fiordilatte - Dei Tour (Library)
At first all Napoli could do was laugh, even as Gratia exploded at the cat-girl, all he could think was how ridiculous and terrible the entire idea was. "Married? To Gratia? God, I'd sooner marry Ozpin. Not that there's anything wrong with the bossman, I'm sure he's a swell dude and all. I bet there's plenty of people interested in him, but I'm not really into dudes. Or older guys. Or well, what were we talking about again?"
Then Bianca arrived perpetuating the same nonsense, and before he could rebutt Vega opened her own mouth. Now bless the boss and his teammate's soul and what not but they could easily be just as annoying as that bitch. Well maybe not that far, but close enough, spewing foolish ideas that would just create headaches for him later. "Hey Bianca, Boss, I love you both, but please shut up. You guys keep perpetuating nonsense and the cat might lose one of her lives."
Alright, I admit, that was a bad joke.
That was when the Dei tour finally kicked off, and Napoli found himself buckling in to deal with his annoying teammates (read: Gratia) just a little longer. Soon enough he'd be free of her, and able to really explore the academy. Right now though, the library and stuff was pretty cool. Bianca was already scaring the crap out of some random student, Gratia was probably still being a bitch and Vega was no doubt still hugging and fawning over Emerald. The three of them never changed.
"Hey Bianca, you keep up the act and people are going to start wondering who you think you are."
At first all Napoli could do was laugh, even as Gratia exploded at the cat-girl, all he could think was how ridiculous and terrible the entire idea was. "Married? To Gratia? God, I'd sooner marry Ozpin. Not that there's anything wrong with the bossman, I'm sure he's a swell dude and all. I bet there's plenty of people interested in him, but I'm not really into dudes. Or older guys. Or well, what were we talking about again?"
Then Bianca arrived perpetuating the same nonsense, and before he could rebutt Vega opened her own mouth. Now bless the boss and his teammate's soul and what not but they could easily be just as annoying as that bitch. Well maybe not that far, but close enough, spewing foolish ideas that would just create headaches for him later. "Hey Bianca, Boss, I love you both, but please shut up. You guys keep perpetuating nonsense and the cat might lose one of her lives."
Alright, I admit, that was a bad joke.
That was when the Dei tour finally kicked off, and Napoli found himself buckling in to deal with his annoying teammates (read: Gratia) just a little longer. Soon enough he'd be free of her, and able to really explore the academy. Right now though, the library and stuff was pretty cool. Bianca was already scaring the crap out of some random student, Gratia was probably still being a bitch and Vega was no doubt still hugging and fawning over Emerald. The three of them never changed.
"Hey Bianca, you keep up the act and people are going to start wondering who you think you are."
Remember guys.
559 credits.
Just remember the number, it's important.
559 credits.
Just remember the number, it's important.
Napoli Fiordilatte - Outside Ozpin's Office
"Wait you have a worm farm?"
The words came out immediately and easily as that had been the only thing that Napoli had registered from the entire spiel. Napoli was then quick to take advantage of the resulting lull in Gratia's assault and the "cheese-eater" easily rolled Gratia off his back. Upon standing up, Napoli took special care to brush the dirt off his shoulders before continuing his own verbal jousting. "You know, I'd make a joke but I feel like the worm farm itself is enough of a joke. I mean honestly, that's worse than being a bookworm."
Another beautiful joke from yours truly.
"Yo, boss, glad you could make it. Someone can finally take this weight off my shoulders," Napoli grinned at Vega, cocking a thumb in Gratia's direction, "Of course, I'm a little depressed I can't even make a weight joke about her, she's pathetically light. Also Sarina, great to see you again. I am ready for a Sarina Dei Tour." Napoli chuckled, Still a great joke.
"7 out of 10 by the way." The hunter in training didn't even grant Sarina a chance to respond, as he quickly pivoted on his feet and turned to faced the last member of the tour group. "Yo Napoli Fiordilatte, pleasure to make your acquaintance Signorina Cat, of course with how much you seem to be running about I feel as though you'd have been better suited as a bee faunus."
"So, shall we get this party started Sarina?"
"Wait you have a worm farm?"
The words came out immediately and easily as that had been the only thing that Napoli had registered from the entire spiel. Napoli was then quick to take advantage of the resulting lull in Gratia's assault and the "cheese-eater" easily rolled Gratia off his back. Upon standing up, Napoli took special care to brush the dirt off his shoulders before continuing his own verbal jousting. "You know, I'd make a joke but I feel like the worm farm itself is enough of a joke. I mean honestly, that's worse than being a bookworm."
Another beautiful joke from yours truly.
"Yo, boss, glad you could make it. Someone can finally take this weight off my shoulders," Napoli grinned at Vega, cocking a thumb in Gratia's direction, "Of course, I'm a little depressed I can't even make a weight joke about her, she's pathetically light. Also Sarina, great to see you again. I am ready for a Sarina Dei Tour." Napoli chuckled, Still a great joke.
"7 out of 10 by the way." The hunter in training didn't even grant Sarina a chance to respond, as he quickly pivoted on his feet and turned to faced the last member of the tour group. "Yo Napoli Fiordilatte, pleasure to make your acquaintance Signorina Cat, of course with how much you seem to be running about I feel as though you'd have been better suited as a bee faunus."
"So, shall we get this party started Sarina?"
>Decides to sleep in late.
>Finds himself flooded with cannibal talk and random images.
I'll try and have a Napoli post up soon.
>Finds himself flooded with cannibal talk and random images.
I'll try and have a Napoli post up soon.
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Okay! Alrightyyyyyy....`~~~~~``
So this means I am accertped?
Could you discuss the character with @Crimmy, @Shadowkiller912, and I first via PM? Just want to make sure it fits the theme and the name matches.
I'm Onarax.
@crimmy and @shadowkiller912 are the other members of the team.
Team VGNB (Vignoble) transfer students from Haven Academy. We've got a French and Italian wine and cheese theme going on.
@crimmy and @shadowkiller912 are the other members of the team.
Team VGNB (Vignoble) transfer students from Haven Academy. We've got a French and Italian wine and cheese theme going on.
Gratia and Napoli - Ozpin's Office
Throughout Ozpin's entire speech, the Hunter in training known as Napoli had a large grin plastered across his face. He tried to pay attention, he really did, but all he could focus on right now was the sheer amount of fun and adventure that awaited him. The promise of a new school, the opportunity to meet new people, to go on new adventures, it all left shaking with anticipation and excitement. The only thing that could improve this situation would be if the rest of the team had been here. The two of them had to go and procrastinate the paper work.
And now he was left with her.
Whatever, that wasn't a primary concern for now, with any degree of luck she would keep her mouth shut and he'd have a degree of peace as he explored his new suroundings.
"Take a tour of our academy and get to know the place; if you like, I'll send for Sarina Tala Dei, one of our seniors who often helps the freshmen," Napoli caught the headmaster's advice as he slid some scrolls across to the three of them.
Napoli was instantly captured by his newly-earned tablet device, already wondering whether he could get some games installed on the system. For the most part it was similar to the one he had recieved at Haven, but still the whole thing was pretty darn cool. Napoli merely nodded along as he heard the headmaster mutter something about special favours.
Wait, he was done talking.
However before Napoli had the opportunity to ask a single question or thank the headmaster, the other girl in the room sprinted out. Evidently she was rather high spirited, it seemed she was at least as excited as Napoli was for all this. He couldn't help but chuckle a bit.
Turning his attention back to the headmaster, Napoli bowed in thanks, "Thanks for everything boss, and I'd definitely appreciate a Sarina Dei tour. Get it day tour, Sarina Dei. That was a good one right."
It instantly produced a reaction, though not one that he had likely wanted.
"Your jokes are shi-shameful."
Oh right, she's here, Napoli sighed, "Slip of the tongue there?"
"Fu-Screw you Fiordilatte."
"Professor, I'm being bullied."
Though the long-haired girl seemed relatively composed on the surface, closer examination would reveal that her onyx eyes were twitching rapidly, as if she was barely holding in the need to lash out at her "compatriot" with copious amounts of vulgarity. Really, if she hadn't been standing in front of one of the most powerful men in the entirety of Remnant, Napoli would likely have been on the receiving end of an earful so rude that his grandmami would have died of a heart attack. Again.
For now though, it was best to ignore her urge to punch the blonde in the face and instead focus all her attentions upon Professor Ozpin. It was best not to make their first impression worse than it already was.
"Sorry professor, she's a bit of a bitch," Napoli replied before Gratia could open her mouth.
Her teeth grinded against each other. Gratia refused to explode. One of the top men in all of Remnant was right in front of her. Top. Men. She was not going to fuck this up. Not. Going. To fuck this up. Fists clenched, the haughty Hunter bit out her response.
"I must ... apologise ... for my ... acquaintance's ... immaturity ... sir," she managed, clearly attempting to ignore Napoli. "We will be ... extremely greatful ... if this Ms. Sarina Tala Dei ... could assist us ... in finding our bearings."
She needed to be professional. Professional. Serious. Everything irked her. Napoli. Wasting time in this office. Needing to rely on some teaching assistant to see them around. It all irked at her. It was irksome. Irking.
"Hey, what do you know, she's being polite. You really are a miracle worker professor."
Gratia was not going to fuck this up.
She was not going to ruin the Professor's impression of them ... her.
She was not going to punch Napoli Fiordilatte in the face.
She was not going to stab the fucking cheese-eater.
"Although what was with her speech, I ... am ... very ... happy ... but ... I ... can't ... talk ... with ... out ... pausing ... after ... each ... word. Man, that dragged on didn't it."
"Fiordilatte. Shut up."
She was this close to exploding. If the irksome fool did not shut the fuck up she would stab him right here and now, consequences be damned.
"That's the spirit, no pauses this time. I'm so proud of you. Our little girl, all grown up."
That was it.
Her eyes narrowed.
"Please send her our way as soon as possible," she ground out, barely repressed anger evident in her tone.
Then she promptly grabbed Napoli by the collar and forcefully dragged him out of the office.
"ZERO TOLERANCE!"
Throughout Ozpin's entire speech, the Hunter in training known as Napoli had a large grin plastered across his face. He tried to pay attention, he really did, but all he could focus on right now was the sheer amount of fun and adventure that awaited him. The promise of a new school, the opportunity to meet new people, to go on new adventures, it all left shaking with anticipation and excitement. The only thing that could improve this situation would be if the rest of the team had been here. The two of them had to go and procrastinate the paper work.
And now he was left with her.
Whatever, that wasn't a primary concern for now, with any degree of luck she would keep her mouth shut and he'd have a degree of peace as he explored his new suroundings.
"Take a tour of our academy and get to know the place; if you like, I'll send for Sarina Tala Dei, one of our seniors who often helps the freshmen," Napoli caught the headmaster's advice as he slid some scrolls across to the three of them.
Napoli was instantly captured by his newly-earned tablet device, already wondering whether he could get some games installed on the system. For the most part it was similar to the one he had recieved at Haven, but still the whole thing was pretty darn cool. Napoli merely nodded along as he heard the headmaster mutter something about special favours.
Wait, he was done talking.
However before Napoli had the opportunity to ask a single question or thank the headmaster, the other girl in the room sprinted out. Evidently she was rather high spirited, it seemed she was at least as excited as Napoli was for all this. He couldn't help but chuckle a bit.
Turning his attention back to the headmaster, Napoli bowed in thanks, "Thanks for everything boss, and I'd definitely appreciate a Sarina Dei tour. Get it day tour, Sarina Dei. That was a good one right."
It instantly produced a reaction, though not one that he had likely wanted.
"Your jokes are shi-shameful."
Oh right, she's here, Napoli sighed, "Slip of the tongue there?"
"Fu-Screw you Fiordilatte."
"Professor, I'm being bullied."
Though the long-haired girl seemed relatively composed on the surface, closer examination would reveal that her onyx eyes were twitching rapidly, as if she was barely holding in the need to lash out at her "compatriot" with copious amounts of vulgarity. Really, if she hadn't been standing in front of one of the most powerful men in the entirety of Remnant, Napoli would likely have been on the receiving end of an earful so rude that his grandmami would have died of a heart attack. Again.
For now though, it was best to ignore her urge to punch the blonde in the face and instead focus all her attentions upon Professor Ozpin. It was best not to make their first impression worse than it already was.
"Sorry professor, she's a bit of a bitch," Napoli replied before Gratia could open her mouth.
Her teeth grinded against each other. Gratia refused to explode. One of the top men in all of Remnant was right in front of her. Top. Men. She was not going to fuck this up. Not. Going. To fuck this up. Fists clenched, the haughty Hunter bit out her response.
"I must ... apologise ... for my ... acquaintance's ... immaturity ... sir," she managed, clearly attempting to ignore Napoli. "We will be ... extremely greatful ... if this Ms. Sarina Tala Dei ... could assist us ... in finding our bearings."
She needed to be professional. Professional. Serious. Everything irked her. Napoli. Wasting time in this office. Needing to rely on some teaching assistant to see them around. It all irked at her. It was irksome. Irking.
"Hey, what do you know, she's being polite. You really are a miracle worker professor."
Gratia was not going to fuck this up.
She was not going to ruin the Professor's impression of them ... her.
She was not going to punch Napoli Fiordilatte in the face.
She was not going to stab the fucking cheese-eater.
"Although what was with her speech, I ... am ... very ... happy ... but ... I ... can't ... talk ... with ... out ... pausing ... after ... each ... word. Man, that dragged on didn't it."
"Fiordilatte. Shut up."
She was this close to exploding. If the irksome fool did not shut the fuck up she would stab him right here and now, consequences be damned.
"That's the spirit, no pauses this time. I'm so proud of you. Our little girl, all grown up."
That was it.
Her eyes narrowed.
"Please send her our way as soon as possible," she ground out, barely repressed anger evident in her tone.
Then she promptly grabbed Napoli by the collar and forcefully dragged him out of the office.
"ZERO TOLERANCE!"
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