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Sorry I died for a bit.

I've been assisting with tech for a few different productions and that killed more of my time than I expected. I should finally be up and posting in about an hour or so.
Sorry I haven't posted for a bit, life got kind of hectic.

I should have a post up tonight.
Napoli Fiordilatte - Dei Tour

"Wait, does the lack of a response mean no?" Napoli asked a little forlorn as Bianca followed the rest of the group, truth be told he did kind of want that pillow. Nothing beat a good night's rest after all, and what better to ensure you slept well than having a great pillow. A one of kind pillow that only he had, in fact no one could ever say that his pillow and another were birds of a feather. Dang it, that was beautiful, why do I have to think all my best jokes. My genius being confined is a crime against humanity.

Wait.

Where did everyone else go?

Crap!

They all forgot about me!

Breaking off into a sprint, Napoli found himself dashing in the vague direction he had last see them going. I really, really, need to stop getting hung up on my jokes, as brilliant as they may be. It's not my fault I got blessed with such a beautiful mind. Didn't someone make a movie about that? Sucks the guy died, Nohn Jash was the name right? Wait, I'm totally off topic again.

As if on cue, Napoli then noticed the others, all sitting comfortably enjoying pizza and salad. Just another typical day with Team VGNB. Speaking of which, Napoli had the brilliant timing to stumble in just as Bianca was going over her dumb plan again. Did she expect that putting out flyers would allow people to fly to her level. Damn, I did it again, I swear all my best jokes. Completely wasted. Napoli could only shake his head, as he grabbed some triple cheese pizza, a can of Big Hill Mist, and some salad, and took a seat by the others.

"Hey Bianca, how bout we make a bet. When the flyer thing inevitably fails, I get the pillow. Sound good?" Napoli grinned, as another beautiful thought came to mind, "For that matter, we could make things even more interesting if the rest of the team joined in. Hey Vega, what do you think?"

Seriously, a beautiful mind.

"Also," he added, "if you're really itching for a fight that badly, Mercutio and Arsene are always willing to oblige. Scapino tends to be the only one that gets used on most occasions."
Nah man.

That's just what the threads want you to think. One day the power of fabric shall conquer us all.

threadmasterrace.
Next thing you know, Napoli won't be cracking a joke in his next post.
Napoli has enough trouble dealing with his teammates.

He doesn't need any "extended family."

That said if you can take away Gratia and he never has to see her again.

Onward my friend.
Wasn't there discussion about a parent's day as well?

Or is that no more?
Not when they have Old Spice.

Look at your man.

I'm on a horse.
More messes for Napoli to clean up.

He better get that pillow at the end of all this.
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