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    1. Orlan 10 yrs ago

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So for some odd reason you want to read a summary of the git you see the said summary of before you... Well aren't you bored if that's the case?

Orlan, the name itself was an odd little thing I came up with in a dispute with a Dutchman based on the place in France; Orleans. Just take the e and the s out and you've got Orlan... The name I use. Never actually visited the place bizarrely enough. That Dutchman was later caught robbing the bank I had just closed down my old and empty account in, even said hello to the unlucky git on the way out.

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Do not bother me with Anime, manga or whatever else fits in that group, not a big fan of the art styles. Just give me traditional artwork and I'll be happy.

I quite like science fiction, especially star wars because I met David Prowse, poor bloke signed his name as Prowsf on the signed picture I have... He was the last person I expected at that flower show.

I tend to make up little tales and stories, which some people find to be true for some strange reason because of how well I lie according to a few friends and colleagues, the Dutchman Bank tale about the name is actually true, so is the David Prowse autograph event as well, met him in a local town's flower show at the beginning of the reasonably large event.

During my childhood I went on forty holidays, seven of them going to Paris... and I honestly cannot tell you the exact number of how many of them I've been on across Europe... A lot of them to see art and history museums because I cannot help loving the world's beauty in an odd way to most.

I have this strange instinct not to trust or listen to anyone who has tattoos, my own brother's an exception on the listening half, I dissaprove of such things naturally, and nothing has managed to change my views or opinion on it.
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That's all you're getting, can't be arsed to fail at describing myself accurately and I have nothing else to share... Off you go now and do something more interesting, find intreaguing people, after all it is your important time I am wasting, drivelling on about my holidays and my improvisations which are almost identical to the truth at times.

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Below an estate in the countryside about five miles away from anywhere else is a laboratory, in it's canteen the workers around lunchtime gather to eat some very peculiar food on most of the plates... The offal parts of supernatural beings. Above is a catwalk that has a staircase connecting the catwalk to the canteen floor. On the catwalk is the head researcher of the estate.

"Ladies and Gentlemen! We have three product testers in today! George, Lisa and Bernard are our new volunteers to be the test subjects of our main prototype which I can announce is a full bodysuit designed to change the shape and form of the wearer almost identically to a shapeshifter." The lean Hal announces while resting his arms on the catwalk. "If you want to take the odd minute out of your schedules to watch the prototype testing then it will be happening after this lunch break, so afterwards if you wouldn't mind a peek head to the demonstration arena." Hal announces before going down a set of stairs, sitting beside Mal and eating a curry of some strong sort.

"Mal, I will be personally presenting the prototype to Mr. McConnel. I need you in charge." Hal almost whispers to the malformed shapeshifter. "Son, didn't he tell you? Mal here's been asked to aid a team of shapeshifter hunters, reckon there's a good haul to be had near some old theatre." Graham points out before he begins stuffing his face with a roast dinner. "True, didn't have opportunity to tell." The spectre utters in a deep but faint voice before vanishing, the large platter of different corpses vanishing a second after... A short while after the majority of the staff head to the demonstration arena.
I don't think either the axe or the poor git with it will like being used on a solid brick wall.
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Being a teenager for eternity or being an elderly person for ever?
It certainly will be interesting.
Thankfully Far Harbour has been a distraction so keep the site resetting and hunt some gulper, fog crawler and goodness knows what... I am also looking forwards to the role play ahead, should be interesting at the very least.
Banned for uncertainty! Now go and say you killed someone to a police officer!
Banned for being a smart arse.
Let's bury the hatchet... into that sonic screwdriver, after all it is no TARDIS.

So far I eagerly await to read this character's sheet.
For me it's just entertaining.
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