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Slowly reading through Mistborn. I and a few of my RPing friends are planning on trying to read through Wheel of Time together, a book per month. Should be fun. :D
Fox of Spades said
Wait, why are you sorry? O-O are you planning to murder me, Pach?Good luck with homework, Tae! Have fun with your family, Buns! :D Have a nice mornight, guys.Edit: After reading the FB chat I now understand OTL. Lucy hide!


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Poor Lucy and Fox

Innocence lost
Hey everyoneeee

I hope you're all doing wonderful 8D

I want to say... Fox. I am so, so sorry.

So sorry.

One step closer to our perfect reinenactment of Honeybee Inn!

Good luck with storms, Tae D:

Have a fun week, everyone! Enjoy your summer, Fox! Good luck going back to school Rex and Kathi! Have fun at work Buns and Danni! ^o^


Los Paraisos: The Grande Diamond: Grand Hall First Flor Balcony

Thunderhawk’s eyes stretched to incredulous lengths after the stinging sensation that filled his entire body. He was locked in shock, unable to process what had just occurred. Normally… normally a woman would slap him across his face, not his rear. This… this might have been the first time it ever happened to him. How was he supposed to react? For a moment his thoughts were lost from the mission. If that’s how she wanted to play, then…

His own hand, delicately styled, manicured and nail polished, rose in the air, ready to swat Mordie’s own incredible rump. But then he stopped. Wait. Wait, no, a woman wouldn’t do this, would she? If he did this, then he risked blowing their cover… perhaps. He couldn’t do that, could he?

But wait, Mordie was a woman! And a hell of a woman at that. So… so he could…

But before he could get a chance to finish his thoughts, his vision was blocked by that. By the gods…! He decided to exactly as Aria had suggested, and keep his mouth quiet. And then…

“Well well, what do we have here?”

From behind them, a group of three lavishly dressed men approached them, each sophisticated in their step and handsome to a finish. The tall men all looked at the women, eyeing them approvingly.

“New recruits, Mordie?” Asked one of the noblemen, scratching his bearded chin. “Giving them the grand tour, hmm?”

“There really isn’t anything to be nervous of, ladies.” Chimed in another, swirling his glass of brandy about before downing it. “If you have the confidence to apply to work, then you’ll do just fine. So long as you don’t spill any drinks and mind your manners, there really isn’t anything to worry about too much. If you want, we can help you in your training. Being waited on by such beautiful women as you,” The nobleman bent to his knee, taking Aria’s hand into his own and softly kissing it. “Well, it would be an honour.”

“And if you’d like, Miss, I could show you the bears in the dungeon. Haha!” The third winked at Lucien.



Ding

Los Paraisos: The Grande Diamond: Top Floor

The elevator came to a stop at the highest floor, the metal doors sliding apart to allow the two men within to freely exit. The rugged blond man, dressed head to toe in his stylish suit led the way with smoke billowing from his lips, whilst his guest, the comparatively dirty Neil Hunter, in his outfit and coat covered in dirty splotches followed behind, his eyes looking over the plush surroundings of the corridor adorned in gold and fanciful vases and pots, stunning floral arrangements and statues guiding the way along a vibrant red carpet to a set of double doors at the end. Double doors which led to the Grande Diamond’s most important room of all.

Kenneth stopped, rapping the door twice with his knuckles. It wasn’t long after a voice from within ushered the two to enter. Kenneth pried the doors open.

“Come in, come in,” A jovial man greeted the two men, his arms outstretched with wine glasses in each hand, as he took a step forward inside the gigantic fanciful room towards his two guests. The blonde haired, blue eyed man with sharp, handsome features strode across his fanciful, living quarters, from the leather chair behind his marvellous oak desk, to step across the bear skin rug and towards new companionship. With one gloved hand, the regally adorned man offered the grey haired, blue eyed kidnapper one of the glasses of wine, the other towards his security.



“Welcome, welcome to my humble abode. Please, Mr. Hunter, I ask of you, make yourself at home.” The man smiled, gesturing towards a fanciful sofa facing a roaring fireplace in one direction. “And you, Kenneth, please. Feel free to relax.”

Without waiting for a response from either man, he moved forward already, to take a seat and prop one foot over the other. He reached for the wine bottle, taking it to refill his own empty glass, and start to drink once more. Neil and Kenneth followed, with Neil taking a seat on a chair opposite the man’s own, but Kenneth remained standing, picking up an ash tray to smoulder and extinguish his cigarette.

“Lord Dumont,” Neil began, raising his glass to partake in the ruby liquid. “It’s a pleasure and honour of mine to be doing business with you.”

“No, no, not at all.” The blonde noble, Lord Dumont, owner of the Grande Diamond, raised his hand and shook his head. “No, you’re providing a fine service for me, sir. It is I who should be extending my thanks. The service you and your men provide, well, all I can is it’s invaluable.”

“Well, thank you.” Neil eased back into his seat. “I do like to be thanked for my work. I have to ask though. You’re not going to check on the merchandise yourself first?”

“No, no, that’s already arranged. I have one of my people inspecting them already. When they arrive here, we’ll be able to talk business and price, although I’m sure there’ll be no problems to mention.” Lord Dumont smiled pleasingly.

“But that hasn’t stopped you from taking precautions, however.” Neil looked up to Kenneth, who flashed a white smiling grin back at him. “Mr. Spade, I believe. One of the Four Suits.”

“You’ve heard of me.” Kenneth nodded.

“You can’t really be in the kind of line of work I’m in without doing so,” Neil laughed. “Yeah, your reputation is well known.”

“Well, thanks.”

“You don’t need to worry about ol’Kenneth here,” Dumont continued. “He’s just here as way of insurance. I’m sure we won’t have any problems here with our transaction, but it’d be very unwise of me not to have some form of security, wouldn’t it? You don’t mind?”

“Nah, not at all,” Neil shrugged. “It’s your money. How you spend it is up to you. But I can assure you you won’t get any funny business from me. I’m just here to sell you the goods, and that’s it. I don’t see why it needs to be made anymore complicated then that, really. It works out better for me and my boss.”

“Yes, well. My lady will be here shortly. Looking over the cameras, she’s bringing two new hirees with her. I hope you don’t mind if I speak with her about them first before we continue our transaction. I’ll compensate you, of course.”

“Hey, I’m in no rush,” Neil laughed again, taking another sip of his wine. “The wine’s doing me good, here. We’re in your home, after all. I’m sure you won’t waste my time.”

“Of course not.” Dumont smiled. “If anything, you may even be treated to a show.”

“Mind if I ask a question?”

Kenneth’s voice suddenly interrupted the conversation, surprising both the Lord and Neil, but neither seemed to object. Lord Dumont’s pleasant smile never vanished, and instead he waved his hand to prompt Kenneth to speak his mind.

“By all means.”

“I know this isn’t my place, and to be honest it doesn’t really bother me either way. But I am curious.” Kenneth placed his hands in his pockets. “You have a lot of women working for you already. Some, I think, who are even willing to perform the kind of things you might be thinking to ask them to do. So… why go about buying kidnapped women?”

“Ah, my dear Kenneth. It’s no big secret,” Dumont laughed. “Some of my fine women do indeed work for us in such capacity, to please my extinguished clientele. However, some of them… some of them want a bit more. And as much as these ladies can try to fake resistance, well, it simply isn’t real. Some of my clients and friends simply have… greater needs. That’s all.”

Kenneth arched a brow, before shrugging his shoulders. “If you say so. Anyway…” He nodded his head to one of the room’s walls, and to the bank of monitors resting there, showing the same video feed that the security room where Bart and Heather were in could see. Mordie and her entourage of beautiful women, and the stunning woman pacing down the corridor towards them with two of those women in tow… “I think Lady Vasco’s here, boss. Would you like me to let her in?”

“Yes, yes,” Dumont nodded his head, laughing. “Let’s see what Los Paraisos’ beautiful new celebrity, Selan Leclair, is like in person, shall we?”
omg @ bear bros

omfg

I can't

Good morning guys! 8D


Los Paraisos: The Grande Diamond: ???

“’Simply eating and staring at tits.’ ‘Incompetent.’ Boy, Heather, you’re so sweet. Almost too sweet. You could probably put Mordie out of her job with such delicate charm like that,” Bart rolled his eyes, hanging his head off the side of the chair and swivelling it around and around and around. “Kenneth certainly didn’t hire you for your personality…”

His chair finally stopped, and as he lazily gazed at the upside down world behind him, his eyes got bigger as they focused on one particular monitor, to the certain image presented back to him. A picture of two chocolate mountains and a white valley running in-between, with the rest of the mountains wrapped in tight white cloth and-

“Oh hey, it’s Mordie.” Bart loudly slurped more of his noodles up, burping. “And she’s with those ladies you seem to be so interested in. Why not do what she’s doing and go talk with them, if they bother you that much? Honestly, I’ve got the fort down. These machines ain’t no big complicated thing to keep track of. Look. Pictures, pictures and pictures of other people doing big rich things. Whatever.”

His chair started swivelling around yet again. “Go flash them some of that O’Rourke charm or something. And get yourself a tea. I mean, I would, but… y’know. Walking.”


Los Paraisos: The Grande Diamond: Outside the Conference Room

The interview was a success. By some small miracle, all of them had managed to pass the head matron’s inquisitive questions, enough that they were now able to move more freely inside the building and explore further in. They were still under watch, by both the Lady Vasco and the white haired woman Marcus met in the casino called Mordie, but now they could explore further inside the building, to see if they could identify any particular clues that might lead to where Estelle and Josette were.

Marcus looked over his shoulder as the rest of his group departed behind them, being led away by Mordie to parts unknown, whilst he and Selan followed Iliana. His gaze discreetly looked up at another overhead camera, and he winced. It wasn’t enough to just be out of sight of any guards or guests… with the cameras as well… he could only hope the others wouldn’t do or say anything in their presence…

He renewed his focus on Vasco before them, as she guided them down the long, long corridor, Selan walking by his side, showing the confidence they would need to keep going. He closed his eyes. There were fewer people as reliable as Selan to have by his side, and yet he wondered. Wondered if it wouldn’t have been better for him to go alone, but… of course that wasn’t an option…

At last, the walking stopped, with the trio coming to a halt in front of another, with another set of two guards in front. Vasco stopped, looking to each, with a silent nod returned by both. She then effortlessly turned around to Selan and Marcus.

“Wait here. I shall not be long, and then after that we can continue.” She said curtly.

“Yes, Lady Vasco.” Marcus replied. The doors opened briefly, and Vasco departed, with the doors closing shut, leaving Selan and Marcus alone with the two suited, sunglasses wearing guards in front.
Taerinn said
AAAH FOX WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME, I named him Kapi and everything ;A; Never ever ever clicking anything you link to or put in a hider ever again, afkajfafjjlkfafa Dx


I named my chick Kapi too lolololol

That ending song was awesome though 8]

Good luck with the thunderstorms, Tae! ;A; Sounds like a pain in the ass but food and sweet stockpile? Mmm...

I've never played Octodad or not what it really is, but I've heard it get good reviews. |D IS YOUR DAD AN OCTODAD
That game is so cute and fun omg <3 Guys you should play it! 8D

Hey guys how is everyone? 8D
Buns, that post

Omfg

Everyone's writing has been amazing. Absolutely amazing. This is hilarious fun and Vasco is just written SO well

Lmfao @ Lucien

Lmfao @ Marcus trumping Aria and Xan

LMFAO

Oh and Pach has Goodreads! Search and add 'Ashley Barrett'. It's fun 8D
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