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Don't bully the loli.

Seeing as Rider seems to still be open, I can take that~
@Yuki Nagato

Please note that this is in no way meant to be rude. That said, information on the note was already given and announced here and here.
"If you wanted to know what the note was, you could've asked me, Mr. Fairy~" Diana hummed before looking back at the paper with a dissatisfied expression. "Either way, no harm in explaining, seeing as its equally useless for all of us. Even if I don't remember "me", I remember "this". This here is a magic little database. It's built to store information, like a better version of a book. It could hold arcane secrets, could hold a recipe for pie, could hold a compendium of erotica, who really knows? Maybe it's blank and we can use it as a diary." She explained, before letting out a slight huff.

"Problem is, this requires a magical password to access it, and seeing as nobody else seems to remember anything either, that means we won't be able to guess it. Brute forcing past the password is practically impossible, and on top of that I can't tell if this is even blank or not, so for now it's useless." She stated, reaching around with the hand holding the note to deposit it in her Bag of Miscellaneous Goodies, nestled firmly within the folds of her blanket. "I'll hold onto it on the offchance we figure out the password, but unless there's something in here that could be the password, the odds of that are just barely above zero, so don't get optimistic. Maybe it's the sort of thing we won't find a way to access until we're about to fight the Demon Lord, I don't know."

"Hey, Mr. Gold n' Bones, has your searching turned up anything that looks like a password?" She called out, releasing Boris from her fingers. "Sorry about the rough handling, Mr. Fairy~" She said with a slight giggle, "Didn't mean to be rude, let's get along!"
Diana raised an eyebrow as she turned to the fairy that had chosen to sit on her wrist, her hand not touching the note moving to lightly pluck him off. Of course, anything too rough could kill the poor thing, so she was naturally careful.

"What are you trying to do, Mr. Fairy~?" She asked. "Personal space is important, y'know."

Of course, upon looking at the note, he would have naturally noticed that it was completely blank.
For those who saw my post immediately after it was made, it has since been edited~
"Oh?"

An airy smile crossed Diana's face as the result of her surveyance of the ambient magic in the room returned to her, information ingraining itself into her mind. Without another word, a pale hand of the homunculus reached out to pluck a small note off of the statue. After doing so, she emanated a slight giggle, as if awaiting the note to explode, or summon an eldritch abomination, or explode and then summon an eldritch abomination.

Well, you only live once. Or something. Derp charge ahoy.

"...what a joke. Someone here's got a sense of humor, that's nice~"

Speaking to herself but also speaking intentionally loudly as if to inform the others, she turned her eyes to the note with a raised eyebrow.

'Let's see what this has to say. I don't like being in the dark about this trash, not one bit.' She thought to herself as she trailed a finger along the note.

After a fraction of a second passed though, Diana raised an eyebrow. Even if she herself didn't recognize something of this nature, her body certainly did. '...huh, they really do have a sense of humor, leaving something completely useless like this here.' She thought to herself with a half-dissatisfied expression. "Bleh, that's disappointing."
"Nice to meetcha, Isa! Oh, and Mister Bones, sorry, I don't have any gold. Does that make me poor? Aw, I don't wanna be poor~" Diana hummed airily in reply, her tone having stabilized now after getting a feel for how to speak. At the reactions, or rather lack thereof, of the others who were present though, the mud doll's expression soured slightly.

"...boring. Come on, if Isa's in the same situation as me, I'm guessing you guys will be too, right~? And nobody wants to talk about that? Really? That's just plain disap-"

Diana cut herself off as she paused for a moment, her eyes narrowing slightly.

'...that's what that must be, right? Even if I don't truly remember, this body remembers so I can still remember. And this body is telling me that...'

Her eyes shifted back to the statue as she took a step forward, looking at it with a focus completely antithetical to her prior demeanor. '...let's see, then.' She recited to herself mentally, before making use of an ability that came to the forefront as easily as breathing: Detect Magic, initiate.
As if a benevolent goddess had deigned to answer the prayers of the metal-encased slime, the silence was broken moments later.

Though considering the means by which this occurred, perhaps it would be better to say that this goddess was less "benevolent" and more "bored". Who could really know what goddesses were thinking?

"Yo. Yo. Yo."

The homunculus who had been among the first to awaken emanated the sound three times, each time in a different pitch, as if she were deciding on which one felt most natural.

Loosing a brief cough afterwards, she then began speaking again, electing to go with the second pitch.

"Hiya, how is everyone~? You all look kinda confused too, so I'm guessing none of you remember anything before this point in time either, riiiight? Those wonderfully dumb, slack-jawed expressions of yours are just screaming the truth~!"

"...well, except for mister armor over there, but I'm sure he's the same way."

Diana immediately launched into a stream of dialogue, as if needing to warm up her vocal chords by alternating the speed of her speech from slow to fast in a mad cascade.

"Well, if you do remember stuff and I'm the odd duck out then that'd probably be for the better. Bunch of people all waking up in a room with amnesia or something, like, really? Way too coincidental to be normal, which'd mean there'd be a cause for it, which means it wouldn't be standard, which means we probably have some shared factor or situation, and that'd all be really annoying."

"Bleh, whatever, we can get to discussing what we know and don't know after we're all nice and acquainted, right? I'm Diana, but you can call me Diana. Or Miss Diana, I guess, but just Diana works too. Let's all get along~"
Meta Paradox? Please explain...


I was getting scolded, nyoro~n

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