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I remember dropping one in a glass of water.

Didn't work.
I'm hoping for someone to post.
As Sakharov would say, "Hello. Hello?"
I think it'd be nice if a few of you had time skips to the Bunker. Otherwise I'm afraid progression will get slower and slower.
It'd be nice to get a post up soon. It refreshes the OOC as well as the IC.
I'm waiting for someone to post and make it all happy go round again.

The OOC is pretty inactive though. Skipping heartbeats.
Gephfryee said
Having vigorous, oral sex with a bottle of Vodka


Knowing Porfiry, he might have actually had sex with one of those. Or a Controller. Or both. We'll never know.
Originally, Porfiry was supposed to be called Smoke because he'd be smoked high as a kite all the time.

Then I decided to make it a bit more unique.

I might add his and Kruglov's adventures with Oksana the transvestite in a later post (that bit was real, Kruglov wouldn't want you to know).
Well, Kruglov's supposed to be real good friends with Porfiry. They've been through quite a few together (not just the Tentacle bacon incident). Though I think the latter scenario is more accurate.
C'est la vie in le Zone.

That sort of shit happens when you've been in the Zone for over a decade. He's got many memories like that.
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