Professor_Wyvern

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"Pardner I can get that. I really do. But the goal ain't killin'. It's screwing with them. Why I haven't shot with a 'job' insteada 'play' bullet." Rattlesnake Jack said, showing the true purpose of this venture. "I can't mess with a dead deputy. And I thought I wouldn't get any resistance here, so I'll keep'em alive for as long as possible, solely so I can mess with them. Understand slick? We ain't gonna kill, that'd be boring. 'Sides I haven't even found the Sheriff of these 'ere deputies. But yeah, no killing, keep them alive so we can mess with'em."

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Norvil nodded slowly, "Thaaaat, well yes, heroic looking." He raised the mobriate up and peered at it a little more, before glancing down the bag of potato chips. Bending over he grabbed a handful of chips out of the bag and proceeded to eat them. Standing back fully upright he glanced at Regal, "I'd imagine uh, you can turn back right? What same code phrase or something?" Norvil asked, knowing he'd want to know this before stepping into the mighty spandex- possibly spandex, also possibly not spandex, but definitely the garbs of heroism. "Because it'd be nice before saying 'GOKAI CHANGE' and twisting the thing.." He said while invertantly twisting the device.

And that is when Norvil changed through a flashy sequence of bright green light, and now to became dressed in the pirate gear of the Gokaigers.

"Uh yeah, we'll do... That, or something. Or we could uh, get a coalition of planets to agree to put trade sanctions on them. Wait, wait, no, no wouldn't work this time. Uh ooh or we can just beat them up and if they are really nice near the end let them go on the promise they won't be evil again. Which uh, they'd need to do a LOT to prove up on that. Considering they've destroyed lots of planets. But uh, besides the point, yeah we'll beat them up. More so if they were the ones who took my family's stuff. But then I'd need to beat them up less to capture and confirm. Er or something, I've lost myself... And my chips..." Norvil said shaking his head. "... Gonna be hard eating with this. On the bright side the light show hasn't yet left me seeing the color purple or orange polka-dots for weeks. Though there was a lot of green."

Norvil paused again before mumbling, "I hope I don't need to use the bathroom soon."

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"Slick, didn't ya hear? I called the deputies and sheriffs. It's the call system." Rattlesnake Jack said annoyed to Cheshire. "If'n ya killed any of these'ere outstandin' lawfolk..." Quickly glancing at the guards, "Y'all are doin' a fine job, giving me more amusement than I was expecting from you. Still need much practice but if y'all are greenhorns you're doing a good job." He said trying to give some encouraging words to the guardsmen.

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Well as would I. Go forth and finish the Macguffin while Rattlesnake Jack messes with them!

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"Yeah, you can." Rattlesnake Jack said with a nod, "But I call any..." He kept a good hold of his Colts as he paused for a moment, "Coo di ta? Nah, that ain't it." He shook his head, "But I get the last blow on the head of this'ere pack of deputies. Ya got it pardner?" Rattlesnake Jack inquired of Ajax. "Because I did call. And pardner, glad ya ain't appearin' ta be one of the types who disregards the call system." He grumbled out, "Had dealin's with a feller who didn't respect the system. Needless ta say... well... I ain't gonna say it. I'm giddy like a jackrabbit on a fryin' pan! I expected NO RESISTANCE! That's what ya'll told me! But looky here! Deputies doin' there duty!" Rattlesnake Jack said his voice dripping with a palpable joy at the situation.

Pirate Squadron Gokaiger (A super sentai RP)

Norvil was holding onto a bag of barbeque potato chips. Rustling open the bag, and making a dreadfully obnoxious sound, he peered open at the the delicious artificially flavored crisps inside. Salivating, as he knew he had not eaten for, well not soon enough, he grabbed a potato chip, pausing for moment, before crunching down onto the chip. Grasping harder on the foil bag, and crumpling it more he rubbed his eye with his left hand. It was a good night, stayed up late and watched all sorts of television shows, alongside switching in and out for some Mongolian motion pictures he had on hand. And when he got bored of those he took a brief gander at some plants he collected, making sure they were watered and cared for, and reading a chapter or two from a botany guide.

Norvil glanced up as he munched on another potato chip. "Man, from up here, you can truly see the scope of existence. Just amung.." He said as he ate another potato chip, "un-other drop of water in an endless sea. Ooor something." He gulped it as Recca handed out some stuff, and was coming over to him. Norvil took the Green Key and the Cellphone looking thing. "Thanks cause uh, getting bugged about how I need to reclaim the family's wealth. Sis won't stop nagging me about that." He said as he eyed the device rather confused. "Uuuuh... Open Sesame?" Nothing. He then proceed to jangle the mobirate and keys. Nothing. He glanced at it, and now noticed there was an open slot which looked like the key would fit in. "Easy peasy." He placed the key inside, which, by itself did nothing.

Norvil eyed it curiously, "I am apparently supposed to change into the Gokaiger with this?" He said out-loud, as he reached in his bag and ate another chip before dropping the bag onto the deck. "Uh, Gokaiger Open Seasme. Gokaiger Transform. Gokaiger Alter! Uh, Refine Gokaiger!" Norvil grumbled as nothing he said appeared to be working. "Uhh...Hngh."

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Instead of letting the Guard take you to the Dungeon!?

Where is your sense of adventure!?

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Rattlesnake Jack's eyes glowed with joy as he tipped his cowboy hat. "Glad ya see ya Deputies." Pulling out his twin colt guns he took a shot with the two at one of them.

Now, this wasn't a lethal shot. Oh no, Rattlesnake Jack watched and percieved the shot in slow-motion, as the bullet casings flew off as a Wine Cork emerged in place of the lethal bullets, and flying over to hit the guard in the head. At the worse it'd be a bruise or two. Being the Fastest in the West gave much room for fun.
And fun is what Rattlesnake Jack intended for.

"I was quite bored until y'all finally moseyed on over here. And I'm glad y'all finally showed up." Rattlesnake Jack said in earnest. "Now then slicks, I'm trusting that you have an interestin' local prison? Or anything."

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Aight.

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Tutorial MacGuffin/Plot Coupon then.

Anyway...
TUTORIAL STAGE: THE INTERNET - CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS
TUTORIAL ZONE ONE: HYRULE. - CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS
TUTORIAL ZONE TWO: ??? - HAS YET TO BE UNLOCKED