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"Uwoduhi." Rattlesnake Jack said as he glanced up at the strange looking device making its rather visible descent. "It's a form of excitement I grant ya. Personally would like to be hired out by a Railroad Magnate to help protect the train, or maybe hired out by the Shady Rancher to steal his neighborfolk's cattle so they'd be able to buy those o'land rights from under'em." Rattlesnake Jack said with a nod. "'Sides whatever amusement this place was havin' seems ya be gone now." Rattlesnake Jack paused as he cocked his head back glancing at the place. "Yup, duller than an over-used scalper."

Rattlesnake Jack glanced up at the sky where he saw the strange descent. Rattlesnake Jack held out his right hand as he lifted up his index finger. Pausing for a good five seconds he traced the finger down towards the likely land mass where the thing may have landed. Rolling his arms back an forth he glanced back at Ajax. Reaching for the brim of his hat he tipped it towards Ajax, "Mighty kind of ya to point that out." He said tipping his hat back to its proper place.

Rattlesnake Jack began walking towards where he assumed the impact site to be, as his spurs jangled with each step. "Can't imagine y'all folk will wanna stay 'ere. Dull, dark, ain't fun." He said to no one in particular as he scratched around his left ear. "I'm already missan those deputy types. Had a few more shots I wanted ta-do. A'well. Ain't the first time somethin' happened to a good ol playful shootan, and sure as the buzzard strips those sundried carcasses, and the reptile wanderin' in the vast ol sandy dunes, ain't gonna be the last time." Rattlesnake Jack said as he continued walking to the destination he thought would be fun. "Wonder what caused that there ol' ball of fire. Was a biggun I'd reckon."
Rattlesnake Jack blinked as he simply tipped his cowboy hat forward towards Omega. "You do that now slick. If'n it'll amuse ya anyhow." He tipped his cowboy hat as he glanced back again at his guns. Apache and Cherokee were still well and good in those holsters, as usual. Rattlesnake Jack offered a simple wave with his right hand to Omega, "Adios slick. Have fun in whatever ya fixin' on choosan ta do." After he finished his wave he lowered his hand back to his side.

Rattlesnake Jack began pacing back and forth, as his spurs were jangling with the steps. Turning upon his heels and walking back the way he came he spoke up. "If'n I were the only source of dang'ol amusement, after some strange events, where would'n I be fixin' ta be?" Rattlesnake Jack glanced up for a slight moment, before lowering his head back to a normal level and continued pacing back and forth.
"... Also what's a 'Poe Soul'. Sounds awfully dangerous, like what one of them Witch Doctors would sell." Rattlesnake Jack idly glanced at the weird lookin' figure. "Nah, ain't a Witch Doctor. Just some weirdo." He waved his hand at the figure in a dismissive fashion. "Only thin' I'm curious 'bout is where is the bowlan now. Cause, doubt anything new and entertainin' has forged itself." Rattlesnake Jack sighed out of boredom, as he reached towards his Colts and gave them a quick pat. "Oh well, shouldn't be too hard to find the bowling."
"Right so we are going down there... to fight them, obviously." Norvil paused, "... I can't eat anything with this thing on. But, I have many things I need to watch from my backlog!" Norvil gave a quick wave, "And off to my chambers in which I may watch the various programming..." He said as he began walking away, before immediately turning on his heels and walking back. "Uh, will it be a long time before we get there? Cause, I wouldn't like to ya know, watch the show part way through, like when they are discovering that the Butler DIDN'T do it, just to have to get up and beat up these guys for heroism, and stuff." Norvil said as he motioned to wiping his nose, which he could not do, as he activated the helmet. "This... will take some getting used to..."
Time paused, right when the guard got smacked in the face with a wine cork, in the eye. Rattlesnake Jack was frozen for some inane reason, and these people were mucking about pretty slow like for Rattlesnake Jack's tastes. However, what he did see was entertaining. Not the demons and all those things, those, were fairly unamusing to Rattlesnake Jack, because it seemed like they were not providing an amusing fight between the lawmen and the strange monsters.

No, what amused Rattlesnake Jack is that he saw that guard getting constantly blasted by wine corks, ever since he fired the first one into his eye. For seven years straight, this guard found himself getting shot by astray corks. At a party he was attending, bam, straight into the eye. Some kids were shooting wine-corks at his head.

Anyway, the time nonsense fixed itself and Jack put his Colts back into their holsters. "Place is dull again pardners, let's go Bombchu Bowlan." Rattlesnake Jack said to the posse around him, ignoring the many changes that happened to the place.
It'll end with Rattlesnake Jack having fun. That is certain.
Yeah I am also curious about that.
Rattlesnake Jack would happily oblige to messing with ALL of the guards. More fun.
Well Psychic, I'd be worried if I were you.
Yeah it could. But would it survive the conditions of the volcano who knows?

Team Volcano I just hope you don't have to face Maxie. Dude is rough in protecting the Red Orb and his Mightyena are rough.

As for the Posse, remember the most valuable thing. Angering the guards is most important, but not harming them. Disarming sure. Just goof with them.

Or something, just rambling over here.
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