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Rattlesnake Jack continued gagging, as his rocket launcher took him, much further than he anticipated. It appeared as if he crashed down through the very top of the building. He landed down, as he stumbled a bit, trying to maintain his balance, while keeping a good hold on his rocket-launcher. He hiccuped loudly as he rolled his neck around. Rattlesnake Jack quickly sent the rocketlauncher back from where he got it. His wonderful realm of guns. Then the sound of the organ stopped, which, was an alright piece. It wasn't a good saloon piano, but it was okay. Rattlesnake Jack really would have preferred a piece on the piano all things considered. He didn't really pay much attention to the room around him, as he had more urgent matters to attend to. "Parners, wha-" Rattlesnake Jack felt another gagging up his throat. He swallowed it down, but, he knew he wouldn't be able to keep this going. That is when Rattlesnake Jack glanced at the weird looking dude, who began speaking. "Notnowgottago...gogogogogo..." He quickly ran out of the room, he was out before someone could finish half of a blink. And most certainly Jack left before he finished his speech of dealing with the trespassers. In his run, occasionally with waving hands in some attempt maintain balance, he quickly found himself in a rather distant area, from where the weird dude was playing the piano. He glanced around, where he saw a skeleton, which had some sword with a really strange curvy blade, torn cloths and some weird looking shoulder-gear. He quickly grabbed a shoulderpad from the skeleton, "Parner." He said to no one in particular "gonna borrow this, thankya." Rattlesnake Jack quickly stated, as he bent over, moved his bandana slightly up and positioned the skull pauldron in such a way that'd it catch all the vomit. And that's when Rattlesnake Jack proceeded release a large stream of it. It was rather slosh which was mostly brown in color, and it had a few chunks of some partially digested pieces of meat and corn. Rattlesnake Jack quickly placed the shoulderpad back on the skeleton. "I'mmaneedse-" He then grabbed the shoulder pad on the left and proceeded to puke in it again. He then quickly placed the shoulder-pad back on the skeleton. The skeleton was noticeably dripping with Rattlesnake Jack's vomit. He peered around as he scratched his head. "Where intarnationshions..." He grumbled out as he stumbled a bit, and glanced around, trying to make sense of where he was. And how far he ran. And, possibly see if there was cool stuff. But for now, making sense of where he was in comparison to the floor he was at, was probably the best idea.
Rattlesnake Jack glanced towards Bee, as he quickly narrowed his eyes, upon what he saw. The floating creature behind him, surely... Rattlesnake Jack knew he'd have to keep a close eye on Bee. And that was when the blank-eyed one picked up Bee and flew off. Now was his attempt to inform someone, he knew he could trust. Cuban Pete. "Psssht..." He said in somewhat of a 'hushed whisper.' "Tha' feller, with the sword. Scheems up ta someting. Ican feel it." Rattlesnake Jack glanced back upwards as he stumbled a bit, trying to maintain his pace. Rattlesnake Jack aimed the rocket-launcher, moving it ever so slightly a bit with his hands. "Easy now..." He aimed it straight down as he paused for a moment. He glanced back up to the Evil Castle thing, then glanced towards Ajax. "Seeya up there parner." **Boom**. And so Rattlesnake Jack jumped up as he launched himself back up towards the Castle. Again, the rocket didn't seem to damage anything or anyone around him, just leaving a patch of scorched earth below. Rattlesnake Jack felt something coming up, as he propelled up. _Not now..._ And so began the biggest challenge, not getting up, but rather holding the contents of his stomach down.
Rattlesnake Jack just stared at the winged creature, thing, Okuu for a moment, who just blankly stared with her mouth agape after saying all sorts of things. _Wouldn't be surprised if a fly landed on that eye_ he thought to himself. He blinked for a moment as he spoke, "Ain't a pirate. I'mma cowboy." He quickly said before coughing a bit. He pointed the rocket-launcher down towards the ground, as he cocked his head back as he glanced up to the castle. Rattlesnake Jack hiccuped again. "Ugh..." he grumbled out as he rolled his neck around. "Dangol'ead."
Rattlesnake Jack glanced at the magma bridge before shaking his head. "...Ain'tgoodide-" Rattlesnake Jack hiccuped as he rubbed his right temple. "...Aight, thiiiink itsh take two then." He stumbled a bit, as he reached back into his duster-coat. Rattlesnake Jack began humming a short tune, as he tapped his right foot. "Aha there we are." He said as he pulled out the M72 Law once more. Holding it in both hands he glanced around, "So, pardners, gotcha way up?"
The CS section _is_ a handy feature. And yeah, long live the Ungoliant.
Rattlesnake Jack hiccuped as he stumbled towards Ajax. "Whatch-hatalkin' bout parner?" He turned his head around as he noticed Bee and the girls Ajax talked about. "Explain." He grumbled out, narrowing his eyes at Bee. He maintained the furrow brow for some time as he then began rubbing his temple with his left hand. After a few seconds of that he was back to glancing back at Ajax. "Oh!" Rattlesnake Jack said more eagerly as his brow unknotted from its furrow. He flailed his hand out pointing towards Cuban Pete. "Clown Buddy." Rattlesnake Jack, then glanced back up to the castle. "Anyhow gotta get up yeah?"
"Alright *Hic*" Rattlesnake Jack stumbled a bit, he held out his hand to stabilize him a bit, as he exited the pod. He glanced around at his surroundings as he scratched at his mask. He glanced up and, noticed the giant floating castle of evil was still there. "Anyhoooow gotta, gittup there." Rattlesnake Jack pondered how to get up, probably use the rocket again.
"Oh yeah Pardner." Rattlesnake Jack spoke up as he took another tankard, and drank a bit of it, much like before. "Did'ya see that weird floatin' fort?" He asked as he took another swig, and burped. "Heh, anyhow, gotta go, do somethin' up there. Other slicks prolly already up there waitin'." Rattlesnake Jack quaffed the rest of the tankard, "Er, floor safe yet?" He asked of the Clown, as he reached over to hand back the clown his tankard.
Army of Balrogs sounds more appealing.
After finishing shaking his new pal's hand, he returned it back to his side as he lifted his bandana slightly, and quickly moving the tankard before anything could potentially be spotted beneath the mask. He proceeded to glug down a bit of the booze that Cuban Pete served to him. Rattlesnake Jack was happy that, he actually was able to get booze in this place. Truly this was a sign of good fortune to come.
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