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Green shook his hands, "Iron Knuckle should be fine. Besides, like you said, shouldn't be needed unless someone calls for ya right?" Rattlesnake Jack gave a simple and prompt nod. "Pardner, whatchawanna loot?" Green tapped under his elongated mouth/shooter thingy. "Oh, mind if we rummage through Ganondorf's laundry? Shit stinks, especially when you get assigned duty to clean his loincloth." Green emitted a grimmace as Jack patted him and laughed. "Aight, buuut after that, only focus on sellable goods." Green paused for a moment, "Hey Jack." Rattlesnake Jack stared at him, "Parner, *hic*?" Green glanced down, "There's like this pair of Golden Gloves, or something the boss has in here. I think they'd sell for a bit." Rattlesnake Jack's eyes glimmered a bit, "Gold ya say? Gold sells." Rattlesnake Jack glanced at Green, as he began walking down. "Yeah, but uh, I'm not sure exactly where down it is. It's low." Rattlesnake Jack shrugged, "Well, gonna loot this'ere wholeplace. We'll find the gold later." Green glanced at Rattlesnake Jack, "But in the meantime we have plenty of other things. So wanna go take some Goron armor and weapons? Or possibly we can go loot some Gerudo cultural artifacts." Rattlesnake Jack hiccuped as he glanced at Green, and stumbled a bit. "Wherever we get to first." Green walked down a hallway, "Right then. Follow me Rattlesnake Jack." Jack promptly followed the Business Scrub, ready to loot more items. That is when they entered a room filled with all sorts of Goron arms. There were many gold and jeweled encrusted weapons of various sizes and shapes, "These aren't the actual arms, but you know the fancy ornate armor and weapons. Like for show." Green gestured over towards a large set of armor which had a gilded cape attached onto the back of it. Rattlesnake Jack walked over towards a rack with a few fancy daggers. He grabbed it and began examining the hilt, "Ooooh yeah, this, this'll sell. Oh yeah, parner, ya sure Ganondorf won't do any more trashing of his own house?" Green glanced down and spat out a deku nut. "Depends if its that time of the month." He said followed by a small laugh. Jack chuckled as well as he took the dagger and pocketed it in the duster-coat. The pair continued walking around the room as Rattlesnake Jack carefully eyed the goods for looting.
Rattlesnake Jack hiccuped as he went down the stairway, before glancing at his Business Scrub friend. He snapped his right fingers, "May have left something upstairs, lemme gogetit." He emerged back up, his quest for looting would have to wait, as he swore he left something upstairs. That's when he noticed some weird looking fellow, reminded Rattlesnake Jack of a vampire he stopped from cannibalizing some frontier town. Who would have thought it was the town banker all along? Rattlesnake Jack surely didn't think it'd be the banker, as he pegged the the town rancher to be behind it. After all he was suffering from a lack of trade, from, well Rattlesnake Jack shook his head and just stared at the Dracula Wannabe. He glanced at the armored man and the weirdo approaching. Rattlesnake Jack shrugged, as he shook his head. "Boy ain't right." he grumbled out as he glanced again at the weird looking cultist. Rattlesnake Jack had looting to do, sides if anyone needed him they'd call for him. Until then he would reckon it'd be best to keep looting the stuff from the castle. He quickly went back downstairs where the Business Scrub was idly tapping its foot. "...Comeonc- Oh there you are." Rattlesnake Jack gave a small wave to the Business Scrub as he went down the final stair. "So whatcha leave?" inquired the Scrub. Rattlesnake Jack paused as he shrugged again, "Didn't leave anything. Though I did see a weirdo approachin' a metal man." The Business Scrub peered at Jack, "Iron Knuckle? Hope he's doing alright." Rattlesnake Jack glanced at his new accomplice, "I _think_ *hic* pardner will be fi- Actually he care for his job much?" The Business Scrub paused as he shot a Deku Nut at one of the walls. It didn't do anything to it unfortunate, as he cursed himself for not shooting the nut at a high enough velocity to screw with the wall. "I'm pretty sure he'd rather be stealing a tree somewhere." Rattlesnake Jack paused as he scratched under his chin, over his bandana. "Well I suppose if he calls out, we'll go get him. He looks like a strong guy, but ain't trusting the vibe of that weirdo." The Business Scrub stared at Rattlesnake Jack blankly for a moment, "Weirdo? What Ganondorf?" Rattlesnake Jack shoot his head, "Nah, some, weirdlookin' dude, Cultist? For sure ain't lookin' like the folks of Ganondorf up there. Pardner I have the suspicion yerfriend may be in a lick o'trouble, cause people who look like cult-folks, tend ta be cult-folks. ...Though back in Whitewind Gulch, that ain't necessarily the case." The Business Scrub just stared at Rattlesnake Jack, pondering what kind of insane man he had these business dealings with. Oh well it was at least better than the boss who threw a temper tantrum to destroy his own house. "Hng." Rattlesnake Jack scratched at his left temple as he glanced at the Business Scrub, "Think big guy upstairs will trash his own place somemore?" The Business Scrub shot out a Deku Nut at the wall, this time chipping a bit of brick. "I don't know... By the Gerudos! I haven't even gotten your name have I?" Rattlesnake Jack shrugged. "Jack, Rattlesnake Jack, and you pardner?" The Business Scrub just stared at Rattlesnake Jack for a good five seconds. NO one, ever asked him for his name. "...I, I forgot it. After working for a Future Tyrant, who just- I, I was taught I was just a Business Scrub." Rattlesnake Jack placed his hand on the weird, plant like body of his accomplice. "Pardner I'll just call ya erm, Green. That fine with ya?" The Business Scrub glanced again at Rattlesnake Jack. "Better than having no identity." Rattlesnake Jack rolled his shoulders around, "Anyhow... we need to loot, aaand gotta make sure nothin' happens to that there ol' Iron Knuckle. He's your pal, so... least I can do, sides you are already helping me in tellin' where loot is."
Go for it man. Aside: I expect at least one Warlock Punch. Quick Edit: Though Earnest, seems like it'd be better if Bee took over Ganon, considering he's the main dude against him right now.
And as for bringing in another guy Greatsword (if I'm reading that right anyway), you already have three characters you've been using, and you've typically been rather terse in their actions. So I'd suggest against it.
Rattlesnake Jack heard a rather loud crashing from up above. "Ah shit! The loot!" Rattlesnake Jack quickly rushed upwards, having to push through a bit of rubble when nearing the uppermost floor. He glanced towards the small winged creature Cirno, as arrived towards the floor. "Parner... Everything fine the-" That's when he heard a muffled but distinct, 'I don't get paid enough for this shit.' Rattlesnake Jack began removing chunks of debris when he saw a Business Scrub. "Ya work'ere pardner?" The Business Scrib just stared blankly. "Boss almost killed me. I feel that's a good enough reason to send in the pink slip." Rattlesnake Jack gave a nod. "Great I'mma need help in lootin all the goods." The Business Scrub shot out a Deku Nut at the rubble. "In. We'll have a lot of digging for this floor but, you came up right?" Rattlesnake Jack hiccuped and nodded. "He keeps some fun stuff down there. I'll exchange pleasantries when uh I'm farther away from the Ex-Boss." And so Rattlesnake Jack and the Business Scrub descended back down. They'd be fine up there and besides Rattlesnake Jack needed to loot.
Rattlesnake Jack stumbled through the door as he glanced around the hallway. "Oooh..." He peered at the walls as he noticed some strange looking paintings. These would be fine Hylian paintings, which Ganondorf must have looted while in his conquest. Though of course, Rattlesnake Jack didn't know that but only the fact that they looked pretty, and were in a rather ornate frame of gold, with all sorts of strange designs carved into it. Rattlesnake Jack rubbed his hands together as he reached up and snagged the painting. "Should sell for a bit." Rattlesnake Jack mused to himself. It was a pretty looking painting, and more importantly it was in a nice frame. Rattlesnake Jack knew his fence would be able to find a guy to buy it for a high price. And he'd get the cash money from the deal. He manuevered it under his right shoulder as he continued prowling around the place. "Let's seewatcha got." He wandered around, noticing that the place really wasn't taken care of. It was a crying shame. But hey! A treasure-chest just laying right there in the open. Rattlesnake Jack drew one of his colts and took a single shot at the lock. With a loud and satisfactory pang, the chest sprung open. Within it was, a few pearls from the Zora people. Again, Rattlesnake Jack wouldn't know of these things from Ganondorf's Conquests, but what he did know is that they were pearls. And pearls were valuable. Rattlesnake Jack eagerly plucked a few of them before stuffing them in his duster-coat pocket. "Eheheheh..." Rattlesnake Jack wandered around the place, keeping an eye out for more interesting loot.
Rattlesnake Jack just sort of stared at the skeleton, with the puke filled shoulder-pads, slowly dripping from it. He, had no idea where the Hell he was, all he remembered was he ran quite a bit. Nothing else appeared to be in the room. Rattlesnake Jack stumbled in front of the skeleton as he casually waved his hand in front of it. "...What kin'er feller keeps a skeleton with shoulders, and curvy blade?" Rattlesnake Jack mused to himself as he just watched the puke drip from the shoulder pads. It was, actually pretty interesting. Rattlesnake Jack rolled his neck around. "...Well reckon, oughta look around. Pardners up, where..." he stumbled a bit as he hiccuped, "Wherever it was, should be fine. Gotta get lootin', I reckon." He glanced back at the hallway he ran down from, and started heading up that way, before glancing again at the skeleton.
Personally fan of the Hero's Journey myself. With the characters having flaws/weaknesses, alongside their strengths fighting against odds that are against them, in a desperate quest. Giving their struggle a sense of _meaning_ cause they can't just quickly go through it and stop all foes in their way with relative ease. You know things like that, which tend to lead to fun stuff. But ah, not one to judge. Gotta be the best Übermensch you can be, with nothing stopping you, especially pesky weaknesses which are quite useful in shaping characters and such.
Ayup. The Wyvern and the Bee will do things, such as that.
Also for water. Apparently the character can be evaporated but are immune to fire?
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