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Rattlesnake Jack watched the beast, with quite a bit of surprise as he saw it sommersaulted and glided through the air. Luckily for him, the beast didn't land on him, but instead just landed behind him. As he was turning around, he heard the beast roar as he aimed his shotgun ready to shoot it again, but Ganon lowered his tusks and caught Jack. He was tossed up and in the process he dropped his shotgun as it poofed away back into the world from whence it came. Rattlesnake Jack quickly reached into his jacket, which would be a blur if anyone looked at Jack while he pulled out the guns. With his right hand he pulled out three Steyr TMPs, and wrapped his fingers around each of the three triggers. As he continued to fly upwards he shot down towards Ganon's head. "HAVE A LEAD ENEMA!" He said as he quickly unleashed sixty rounds from the trusty machine pistols. He continued firing rounds in rapid succession from all three of the guns, as he continued flying upwards he hit the roof with a loud _thud._ Unfortunately he didn't strike the area which wouldn't have hurt, but instead hitting the damn ceiling. He gritted his teeth behind the mask, and let out a yelp of pain as he began descending he glanced as he noticed Ganon stomping about. He fired a new set of sixty rounds at the already shattered stone.

Rattlesnake Jack glanced at the over-grown chupacabra that was Ganon, while he was roaring out a savage howl, as he rushed past him as he aimed his colts at the beast's torso. His right and left index fingers pressed against the metal as it quickly slammed against it, pushing it back to activate the triggers. _Click._ _Click._ "Shoot." He cursed out as he realized he was out of ammo for his pistols. He spun his pistols as he quickly returned them to the holsters. He glanced to his side as he saw, Bee. "PARNER! GETOUTTHEWAY!" He said as he flailed his right arm to try to get his attention. And then large debris from the castle wall came flying by, and not really surprisingly, a lot of them were really big. It would be suitable for getting the ground advantage, maybe. But Rattlesnake Jack didn't want to take his chance with that as he quickly ran past the large debris, instead taking chunks of rock which cut his duster-jacket. "Shloppy." He cursed out as he reached back into his duster jacket and pulled out a shotgun. He cocked it, aiming at the charging behemoth as he pulled the trigger repeatedly, as he shot some explosive slugs at the monster's lower regions, which hopefully would help out in Jack's assault on this beast. _Let's see how much you can take Piggy._ The shell remains quickly piled up, each of them making an audible pang as it hit the stone floor below. Rattlesnake Jack would take down this overgrown chupacabra, or whatever monster it was.

Ah gotcha. Yeah, I'd toss my hat towards this.

Yeaaah, never really done properly. If they _ever_ were.

Rattlesnake Jack just stared at his Business Scrub who was carrying the gilded chamberpot, as they walked back upstairs. Green thought it'd be funny to toss the contents at Ganondorf. Then, things happened. He glanced towards Bee, as he cocked his head to face towards the Business Scrub. He quickly tagged Bee. Pointing his thumb backwards, "Go on an'loot. I'll take this overgrown chupacabra." He said narrowing his eyebrows as he took out his twin colts. "Power ya say? Heh, parner, I'll show ya a taste of _power_." He said as he pulled back both the hammers, and began clicking the trigger, unleashing a a quick torrent of bullets, as a hundreds of lead-pieces were flying towards Ganon.

So what exactly are these three families trying to do? Take over the island or something?

What with the five days of inaction from the GM? And, I think three from the Co-GM?

Rattlesnake Jack continued peering and walking around the armory of stolen Goron weapons and armor, before hit something with his boots. "Ahjeez..." He glanced down at the thing, and noticed, it was a pot studded with various jewels, from rubies to diamonds, and was gilded in gold. Rattlesnake Jack wringed his hands together as he glanced at Green, "Parner loot." The Business Scrub, walked over and grabbed it, before speaking up. "OH do I have to?" Green asked of Rattlesnake Jack. Rattlesnake Jack eyed him like Green just said something completely unreasonable. It was completely unreasonable, they had looting to do. "Why in tarnashtions not?" Green peered at Jack, "It's a chamberpot, and it's ripe!" He said, showing the not-so-delicious chocolate within it, as a bit of the liquid remains of it poured onto the stone floor below. Rattlesnake Jack reached up towards his mouth and pressed his bandana close to him for a good three seconds. He stared back at Green, "Can sell it, has jewels and stuff. 'Sides can say itwas dang'ol pottery."

The Mad Hatter, is mad, _clearly_ because hatting is a dangerous business, full of chemicals. These chemicals to paint these hats, tend to drive the people who made them loony. And yeah, Alice in Wonderland Mad Hatter is a loon, but a friendly loon, much like the March Hare. The Dormouse, is less of a loon, and more of a fellow who needs a good bed to nap at. Oh where was I. Oh right, how is a writing desk and a raven similar? Also yeah, best thing to do would be to go finish up and go on over to next place.

As would I.