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Not really... i'm really not seeing why you're thinking i'm wanting ajax to die.
JonxlatheLion
I. Really? Really going with that one?
Rattlesnake Jack gave a soul piercing gaze towards his Compatriot Green. It was finally time. "Have any..." Rattlesnake Jack paused for a good few seconds, "Jacks?" Green just stared at him before handing over the Jack of Clubs to him. "You were just waiting to say that weren't you?" Rattlesnake Jack paused in his answer as he heard some. He placed the cards on the ground. Standing up he took in a deep breath. Then, he yelled back, "WHY IN TARNATIONS YA THERE!?" He said as he frantically waved his arms in a few gestures trying to illustrate the need for them to head over there. Green just sat there eying his cards. "Hnn... What's the next card ya-" Turning his head to acknowledge him Rattlesnake Jack gave his answer, "Two." Green grumbled as he handed over the card.
Rattlesnake Jack eyed Green with an intense stare. Green glanced back at him. They each held a handful of cards. As Rattlesnake Jack didn't want to deal with being stuck in the castle which would inevitably collapse like a mine, he used his grappling hook until he shot back down below the castle and just past the moat of magma. He stole the loot he want and he bested the Chupacabra. Now he wanted to play a game of cards. "Have any threes?" Jack asked to his associate who shook his head. "Go fish." Said Green as Rattlesnake Jack took a card from the top of the deck, when he heard an incredibly beastial roar, Jack peered at Green for a moment before glancing back towards the castle "That yer Ex-Boss?" Green held onto his cards as while Rattlesnake Jack was looking back he tried to sneak a peak at his hand. Out of the corner of his eye he saw his fellow Posse member try to cheat against him. With a quickly well-timed backhand he smacked Green's in his shooter. "Ain't y'all gonna cheat Green." Green grumbled out as he glanced back at the castle, "Nah Boss is slightly more shrill when yelling out." Rattlesnake Jack simply nodded as Green made his move. "Have any Queens?" Rattlesnake Jack plucked out a card from the middle of his hand as he handed over to green. "Six?" Rattlesnake Jack stared at him. "Go Fish." And so Green made his move and drew the next card. They both stared each other dead in the eyes, neither party ready to lose this card game.
What exactly would make a murder significant? I'm talking about something historically significant.
rawkhawk64
The fact it is a murder. That is why it is significant. Just really popping in to say that.
Rattlesnake Jack quickly drew out a grappling hook from his duster-jacket. "Green, hold on pardner!" He said as the castle continued to shake around him, as oh the castle was shifting in a wild frenzy. Aiming his gun he shot up towards the nice and convenient hole in the ceiling. With a single bang, the line quickly flew out as the grappling hook secured its place on the stone. While Green held onto Jack, he clicked the line to reel him upwards.
Rattlesnake Jack turned to be as he turned off his flamer, "Well, should be fine the-" Then the castle began shaking wildly again as Rattlesnake Jack placed his flamer on the ground to maintain stability. He glanced at Bee as he said the castle could explode or something. "GREEN!" Rattlesnake Jack shouted out, not wanting his newfound associate to die. He turned his head around as he frantically shouted out his name over and over. Then, from below, Green waved at Rattlesnake Jack, as he carried the gilded chamberpot in his left hand, with a skull coated in ashes sticking out of it. Inside the eyeball socket was a small fire, somehow still burning. Green was wearing some strange pair of golden gloves, "Got the Golden Gloves boss! Also, uh, also if I may inquire. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE!?" Rattlesnake Jack simply nodded, as he sent his flamer from whence it came, and pulled out a single cigarette he'd been saving in his jacket. He slowly walked up to Green as he placed the cigarette in the burning skull eyesocket and lit it. He quickly placed it under his bandana, which he kept fully on his face. After a brief drag of the cigarette he shot a puff of smoke down, as he stared at Green. "Rattlesnake Jack happened Green." He said with a nod, "Rattlesnake Jack... and the other Pardners happened. Glad yer safe, and got some loot. I'mma take those gloves from ya later, think they'll sell for a good price. Oh. Also, we need to get out of here, right now." He said emphasizing the urgency one would take if a building was seemingly going to explode at a close interval.
Rattlesnake Jack continued firing down the torrent of flames to the abyss below, illuminating some of the darkness of the pit. He cocked his head towards Ajax as he continued to release the stream. He then darted his pupils towards Ajax to stare him in the eye "Hopefully Overgrown Chupacabra." He stated as he continued his assault. "By the way ya see a feller, Green? Plant like guy? Told him to go back down lootin', hopin' he's alright." He inquired of Ajax. "So, anyone 'ere taste Chupacabra?" Rattlesnake Jack asked to the assembled group. "Good stuff."
Rattlesnake Jack landed on his stomach as he let out a yelp, as he slowly got himself up. He shook his head as he glanced at Bee, "Parner, I never leave a job unfinished." He reached into his duster-jacket as he tossed his three machine pistols into the sky as they poofed away back into the realm of guns. He continued searching with his left hand as he pulled out a strange looking gun, an over-sized device which appeared to be made for bigger men. It was the Heavy Flamer. He heaved it up as he aimed it down the pit, as the floor shook beneath him. "...Ain't dead I'd reckon. Lemme fix that." He aimed the gun as he pulled the trigger, unleashing a massive stream of fire into the abyss, lighting it up as it headed downwards.
I'd throw my hat to this.
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