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Quick question, new thread for everyone or... Just antags or what?
Zero, Zero. They are jealous of the fact Ajax lifts, when they focus on cardio. You can't get the gains if you do cardio.
Rattlesnake Jack and Green turned their heads as the mountain shattered in an ear-splitting explosion. Rattlesnake Jack just, watched it for awhile before turning back to Green. "Three?" Green held his hands up to the sky as he shouted, "DAMN IT!" He tossed the card Rattlesnake Jack was seeking to him. Rattlesnake Jack gave a single nod as he placed the pair on the ground. "I win." He paused for a moment as he looked at Green. "Wanna play another round?" Rattlesnake Jack collected all the cards and began shuffling; Green gave a nod to Rattlesnake Jack in conformation.
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Rattlesnake Jack peered at Green as he began shaking his head. "Green this, I'mma gonna win this game." He said narrowing his eyes as he peered at his associate. Green stared back and shook his head, "Oh, you really think so? You think I have the card you seek?" Rattlesnake Jack cackled a bit, "Oh, I've gotta hunch you do. And now I'mma claim m-" He paused as he saw a figure flying through the castle at incredibly high speeds. "Green, turn yer head." Green pondered on whether this was a bluff, but he was sure Jack wouldn't cheat through such a cheap way. So the Business Scrub turned his head as he also saw the propelled figure. "Wonder how long it took to get that thing thrown..." Green mused. Rattlesnake Jack cocked an eyebrow, "Pardner, ya ain't wondering what it is?" Green paused for a moment, "Well I mean I am, but judging by, uh, that blur I saw. I imagine it took whatever got it in action awhile before it was moved." Green said. Rattlesnake Jack gave a single nod to his associate. "Still, nice day...My turn yea?" Green gave a nod, as Jack took a long look at his card, giving an appropriate dramatic lull before revealing it.
Rattlesnake Jack peered at Green, "Ya know, I've been having this weird hunch." Green peered at him, "About what? This card-game?" Rattlesnake Jack shook his head as he held onto his last card, "Kina, but not that. Nah, nah, ain't that one what I'm thinkin' 'bout pardner." Green glanced to the side and fired off a deku nut towards the moat of lava. "Then what is it?" Rattlesnake Jack tapped on his last card, "First. Gotta ask, ya got a ten?" Green shook his head, "Go Fish." Rattlesnake Jack plucked the card from the deck as he continued to enjoy the weather. A light breeze blew past him, as he peered at Green. "Jus' a feelin'. Hard ta explain. Ack, forget I brought it up." Green simply nodded at Rattlesnake Jack as he peered at Rattlesnake Jack. "Hey Boss, would ya believe that this has been the first time I was able to stay outside of that Castle for a period longer than like, a minute?" Green inquired of Rattlesnake Jack. Peering incredulously he shook his head. "Ya serious parner?" Green's elongated mouth contorted into a frown as he stared at Jack and gave a nod. "Yeah, first time. Glad I'm workin' for ya now." Rattlesnake Jack scratched the back of his neck. "Sometimes chance works in strange ways Green." He peered back towards the Castle as he noticed bolts flying from Cuban Pete's space-pod. "Glad we ain't there." Rattlesnake Jack noted. Green nodded in approval as he peered at Rattlesnake Jack. "Ya got a Queen?" Rattlesnake Jack reached over as he held out a single card. As Green was reaching for it, Rattlesnake Jack stared back at him, "Psych! Go Fish Pardner!" He eagerly declared as he whipped the card back towards him. Green grumbled at Rattlesnake Jack, "You. Bastard." Rattlesnake Jack chuckled at him as he drew his card, "OH. Guess what I got!?" Green immediately slammed down two cards onto the terrain below. "Queen!" The pair again continued to eye each other, knowing this game, could go to either party.
Rattlesnake Jack simply focused his attention back onto Green, as the individual who interrupted the card-game left. He stared back into Green's eyes, as Green was fiddling with the cards. "Anyhow, yer turn Green." Green grumbled "Yeah, yeah I know." He tapped one of the cards he held in his right hand as he peered back at Rattlesnake Jack. "Have any Fives?" Green inquired, desperately hoping he did. Rattlesnake Jack shook his head as Green grumbled out and reached towards the deck. He drew another card and hung his head down low, realizing it was not a card that could be a part of his pair. Rattlesnake Jack glanced around as a small bug flew past his nose. "Lovely weather." he remarked yet again, enjoying the nice day that was provided to him. Green stared at him, his eyes displaying a bit of annoyance, "Come on, make your move." Rattlesnake Jack blinked at Green as he spoke. "Have any Sixes?" Rattlesnake Jack inquired of his associate. Green was saddened as he reached over and handed Rattlesnake Jack his six. Rattlesnake Jack didn't have much cards left. He peered again towards Green as he scratched at his bandana, "Ace?" Green quickly drew the ace from his hand and handed it over to Jack. "Curse you Boss!" he declared.
Rattlesnake Jack glanced back towards Maxwell, "Playin' cards 'ere. Come back after I'm done yea? Nice day out, enjoy the weather 'n such." Rattlesnake Jack eyed his associate Green, who just stared blankly at Maxwell, before returning his attention to his cards. "Ain't showman though." Rattlesnake Jack remarked, as his pupils darted back towards Green. His associate would not win this game of cards, oh no.
Green stared into Rattlesnake Jack's eyes, judging him, trying to determine his tells. The mask, would keep him from facial recognition, but Green was sure he could crack the cowboy's code of the cards. Holding tight onto his cards, while still keeping on those golden gloves he looted earlier, he pondered. Rattlesnake Jack stared at the gilded chamberpot, which was one of the more sell able loot pieces they recovered, before staring back at Green. That plant would realize, he was not going to win this game of Go Fish. No, Rattlesnake Jack knew that he was going to win. He only had a few left, well one less than Green, but that was advantage enough. Rattlesnake Jack tapped on one of his cards with his left index finger. "Hnnn, Green." Green eyed him warily, knowing his opponent could get closer to victory. "Have any Sevens?" Smirking with his elongated snout shooter he spoke up "Ah, damn." Rattlesnake Jack took the seven as Green handed it over and placed it back on the terrain below. Rattlesnake Jack began tapping his few remaining cards with his fingers, as he began humming a bit. Green stared at him nervously, he didn't want to lose to Rattlesnake Jack, if only because he wanted to show off some card-playing skills. "Eight?" Rattlesnake Jack casually inquired, seeming perfectly at ease against his opponent. Green shook his head as he glanced towards the deck. "Go. Fish." he stated with a feeling of self-satisfaction. While it may only return things to Status Quo, it would give him the time necessary in his quest to beat Rattlesnake Jack in the game of cards. Casually reaching over to the deck of cards, situated in between the two of them. He drew it, but held the face of the card down and just left it there, just slightly above the deck. Green peered at him, "What are you doing?" Rattlesnake Jack casually glanced around the terrain around him. "Just noting it is a lovely day. Pretty nice weather, and I get to play a game of cards with an associate in this nice weather. Dangol wonderful to enjoy the simpler things in life." Rattlesnake Jack remarked as he finally brought the card's face towards his gaze. Then, he just looked at it for a bit. "Hey! Sweet 'n Eight!" He remarked happy about this fishing as he removed the eight from his hand and placed it with the eight he just drew back down. Green grumbled as Rattlesnake Jack let out a short chuckle. For now, it appeared Rattlesnake Jack was most likely to win the game. But only time would tell. Green glanced towards the castle, "Hey Boss, uh, think they'll be fine in there?"Rattlesnake Jack gave a simple nod, "What's the worse that could happen?"
Rattlesnake Jack, sitting comfortably outside Castle Ganon on a nice field glanced upwards. It really was a good decision he made earlier to get out of the place and over the lava moat. But he still noticed twin individuals flying in the sky, at least for a moment. Though really he just saw Cuban Pete's Spacepod. He turned to Green, his Deku Scrub pal, and handed over a Queen as he asked for earlier. "Who're they Green?" Green just stared at him confused. "Who?" Rattlesnake Jack just shook his head. "Ne'er mind." He mused at his cards as did Green. The game of Go Fish would continue.
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