Avatar of Professor_Wyvern
  • Last Seen: 10 yrs ago
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 1541 (0.35 / day)
  • VMs: 0
  • Username history
    1. Professor_Wyvern 12 yrs ago
  • Latest 10 profile visitors:

Status

User has no status, yet

Bio

User has no bio, yet

Most Recent Posts

Rattlesnake Jack glanced again at his compatriot as he did the charades again. AH! So that was the plan! Though he had no idea what the last bit was as he scratched his head with his right hand. But he was sure he got the point. He gave a quick nod to Cuban Pete and a quick thumbs up. He paused for a moment as he glanced back to where he heard the child talking about things. But first he had to secure the safety of the child, by violently knocking out Bee and taking him to Cuban Pete's space pod. He glanced again towards Cuban Pete as he mimed his left hand into a gun, sticking his index finger out and brought his thumb down. Then after mimicking a bit of recoil, he gestured towards Bee, before glancing back at Pete. He gave a quick nod.
Rattlesnake Jack raised his arms back up, now that he was able to since Pete finished up that bear-hug. He peered at his trustworthy companion and friend, as Cuban Pete gave a solemn nod to him. Good! He knows whats up...But, do I know what he means? Rattlesnake Jack thought to himself. He had to confirm the message he saw however, as the waggling eyebrows he wasn't sure what they meant. He gestured his head to glance at Bee, before he darted his pupils to glance back at the Pod. He gave a slow nod to Pete. And slightly after that, he slightly raised his shoulders, before lowering them back down. He wasn't sure exactly what the clown was suggesting, but it should be a good idea.
Rattlesnake Jack was so focused on keeping Bee in check, he did not notice the Clown rushing towards him. He felt his a mighty bear hug grip at him. Rattlesnake Jack turned his head to glance backwards, when he saw the culprit behind the rather tight hug. It was his friend Cuban Pete! The clown was alive! And he was giving him a hug in friendship as he was clinging hard to his back! "CLOWN!" Rattlesnake Jack eagerly declared, "YOU'RE ALIVE!" Rattlesnake Jack began chuckling a bit, "Hoooo weeee! Glad yer still up and up pardner!" He paused for a moment, as he pondered on the tightness of this hug of friendship. "Pardner, mind if I ask, why the hug from behind? AH WHO AM I KIDDING! YOU ARE STILL ALIVE! How've ya been pardner? Where were you? We need to do something together." He paused for a moment, before barely speaking in a light whisper to his clown associate. "Pardner, got a bad vibe from... slick o'er there." He said as he cocked his head to glance towards Bee, hoping that he'd get the message. That guy was up to no good, unlike the Honest Clown.
Rattlesnake Jack just, gave a nod as he heard Cirno talk. Then, Bee talked about 'sparring'. "Hold off on that slick...I'mma need to learn a few more things..." He said as he narrowed his eyes as he glared at Bee. "Grannies? And ya hit them with ice 'n such?" he inquired of Cirno. "Shootin or some such?" Rattlesnake Jack remarked. I have to get this kid away from him. For her own safety. I can't let this son of a bitch... "Anyhow, ain't no problem that can't be fixed. Sure you'll find another granny, ta mess with."
Rattlesnake Jack grabbed back onto Bee's shoulder. "Pardner, I don't think ya get what I'm try-" Behind his bandana he gritted his teeth as Bee said he was 'good with kids'. Oh you just sealed it ya sonuva bitch. "What. I'm trying to say." He said, keeping a smoldering bit of anger to his voice. Rattlesnake Jack lowered his left hand closer to his holster. No way, you are not going to stay alone near that kid. He thought to himself. "Ya ain't gonna be near that kid, if'n I can't see ya. Geddit slick? Ya understand now slick? Or am, I'mma need to explain it again?"
"Slick, I'll do it. Ya'll scooch on outta here. Go, build that sandcastle or whatever you were yammerin' 'bout earlier." Rattlesnake Jack said in a rather authoritative tone. No way am I leaving this sonuva bitch alone with a kid. If'n he don't choose the wise move and leave,... gotta keep an eye on this guy. Can't trust 'im. He thought to himself. "Ya'll just go on, and look around this 'ere place." he said as he waved his hand a bit towards Bee.
Rattlesnake Jack continued grumbling as he noticed something, horrifying. The small child, who made an igloo was, being disturbed by a man who unbuttoned a few of his shirt buttons and removed his vest. He had to act. Rattlesnake Jack quickly got up towards Bee as he grabbed him by the shoulder, "Pardner, if'n I may ask... Whatcha doin?" He said, lacing the last few words with an incredibly bitter and accusatory sentiment.
Such tag-team will have to include the Raining Lead Body Slam, where Rattlesnake Jack fires tons of shots at Ajax's stomach as he lunges forth to slam on-top of the foe.
Right then, so I shall do mine then. Manifest Destiny: Rattlesnake Jack is encompassing more than the wild spirit of the Wild West, but he contains its desire of expansion, and the formation of towns. So far he can only currently summon a Saloon, known as the Snake's Den. (which currently does not serve alcohol, but only Ginger Beer, Sarsaparillas and Milk. Serves very cheap and tasteless barbeque.) This Saloon, which Jack can spawn at will, is the spawn location for members of Jack's Posse. Jack which he can collect a limited amount of members per world he visits on his travels. Once selected as a Posse Member, they spawn in the Saloon, where Jack can retrieve them to help him do various tasks. When Rattlesnake Jack summons his saloon in a selected area, it (currently) can't be re-summoned on that world at a different location, but can be dismissed.
    Current Saloon Posse Members
  • Moe Le'Coir: A Bartender who has no other discernible skills besides maintaining a bar. He dresses in lavish attire, has a rail-thin frame, and a thick mustache and full head of hair.
  • Green: A Business Scrub, Rattlesnake Jack collected from his time on Hyrule. He has two abilities of note, shooting Deku Nuts (a rock like projectile), and the strength to move boulders. This strength only appears when pushing or pulling objects.
Horse With No Name: Rattlesnake Jack's trusty horse. It is a rather durable creature surviving in many environment types, and can take much damage thrown against it. Alongside that it is an incredibly fast creature, much like Rattlesnake Jack, but which goes twice as fast with each foot-step. Rattlesnake Jack can conjure his horse to come and stay at will. Guise of the Snake: Rattlesnake Jack can shape-shift into other creatures and forms. Though, so far he can only turn into other humanoids. He can do it instantaneously, which is more prone to leaving mistakes which people who are familiar with the person can notice, leaving it a less effective disguise. Or, he can do it through a lengthier process, much like a snake shedding its skin, which guarantees a perfect copy of the target. But the process can be quite harmful for Jack.
Rattlesnake Jack was shuffling cards when he noticed, something odd was happening. Green just, froze. "OH NOT AGAIN." Rattlesnake Jack hissed out, remembering how he had no fun when the guards froze. He wasn't about to let Green freeze the same way. He quickly returned the cards back to his jacket, as he slapped Green. "Don'tcha freeze on me! Yer part of the posse! I ain't lettin' ya stay frozen-like!" Rattlesnake Jack's eyes shone with, horror as he saw Green's gloves fade away into a weird stream of things. "OH NO YOU DON'T. YOU AIN'T GOIN' OUT, NOT LIKE THIS!" He hissed out, seething with fury about the world dissolving away from him. Rattlesnake Jack wasn't about to let his new-found associate disappear, into nothingness as if his life didn't matter. While he surely couldn't save all the people here, or the loot, he could at least save the one man who joined the posse. He quickly grabbed a hold of Green by his elongated snout. "Yer, comin' with. Wherever this shithole goes an' takes me, yer comin' with." Feeling a surge through him, he glanced at Green as, seemingly he wasn't being devoured by the weird Blue Menance. But alas, as Rattlesnake Jack tried to save him, Green appeared to continue to fade away. "NO! NOT YOU GREEN! NOT YOU, YOU WERE PART OF THE POSSE!" Rattlesnake Jack clenched his teeth and his right hand as he shook it, "I, you aren't going down so easily you bastard!" Rattlesnake Jack shed a single tear, as his compatriot didn't come with him and slipped through his hands into the blue purgatory. Rattlesnake Jack glared as the dragon was dealing with a rock, and others were summoned around him. He didn't care where he was. All he wanted was his companion Green back, so he could loot with his posse. Then some new power flowed in him, and he knew, he was getting Green back. With this, oh he was absolutely sure, Green would be waiting for him. Green would be fine, Green, would be fine. Rattlesnake Jack just needed to wait, to get his companion back. Though he'd probably be a bit unnerved about the things that happened to him "Tch." Rattlesnake Jack said annoyed, "Dang ol rock found just to be stolen again. 'Course." He then ignored the lengthy monologue, "Wonder where some good peyote is..." He mused to himself as he was taken to, the next in the line of shit-holes. Hopefully it had a bank, or a train station, and a few decent sized ranches. But, unfortunately to Rattlesnake Jack's tastes, he saw water. "...Greaaat... No Bank, No Train Station, No Ranch, just too much water. Tch." Rattlesnake Jack kicked a bit of the sand with his boots.
© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet