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Deku Naga so gonna get it next round! More so if it happens to roll less than 13. The Fungus WILL BE AVENGED!
Boom simply grumbled a bit as the Gerudo failed to provide any useful assistance. Some would say it was the thought that counts, but Boom was more concerned with the Deku Baba that had its maw open. Reaching into his bag he pulled out another Bombchu as his fangs chattered a bit. Boom was still, somewhat nervous about the creature. Even though he knew it was his destiny to murder it in a fiery explosion of shrapnel and damage, he was still hesitant.

For he knew the danger of the Oldwood. Boom shook his head as he regained his composure. In that time, Mycellium jumped in front of the Deku-Naga, as he pulled out his new bombchu. Throwing his bomb into the spore cloud in front of the beast, Boom laughed about how a job would be well done.

Well, it exploded in front of the creature. But surely it wasn't going to be enough to stop it from taking a chunk out of the Fungus Deku, who nobly stepped in front of Boom. Hopefully it would spit out the fungus monster, perhaps on account of its taste.

"It eats it." Boom muttered to himself, "We safe, for now. We strikes." Boom gave another nod to himself as he pulled out another bombchu.

"The thing-" Boom spoke before hissing out at himself angrily. With a quick and decisive motion he hurled the bombchu towards the Deku Naga's tendrous face-esque region.

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Defense with Mycelium's 6 results in a tie! Sadly was not enough! Attack goes through! Mycellium takes double-damage.
Next round Boom gets bonus to attack for heroic vengeance!
May the Heart of the Cards, see us through this.
"KREEEE! THE THINGSES MUST BE HURT! MUST BE HURT!" Boom hissed out angrily. Stomping his feet on the ground, Boom slammed both of his hands against his face. "NOOOOO! IT BURNS! AND BOOM WATCHES! BURNSANDWATCHES!" Removing his hands from his face, Boom stared at the serpentine mass that was the guardian of the sinkhole.

It, the thing was actually staring at him. Boom just stared a bit. It was a living thing that was protecting his old home. This fibrous creature had to have some sort of feeling right? Upon realizing that he was going to be burning and destroying something that was actually alive, Boom jumped up with glee. "Eheeheheheh!" Boom was reaching into his bag, as he pulled out a bomb.

Just at that moment, a massive series of vines were swinging at him at incredible speeds. Boom inefectually threw the bomb as he let out a squeak of terror.

This, this probably wasn't going to be pretty.

And it wasn't. First the plethora of vegetative vines broke the bombchu, without setting it off. After that, the diminutive Kokiri was smacked by the barrage of vines. Each one whipped at his ribcage as it smacked him down onto the ground. In the process some dirt was shot up.

Boom shook his head as he eyed the thing in a bit of terror. "Harder than we thoughts!" Eagerly nodding at himself he quickly reached into his sack of bombchus. He fumbled it a bit, considering his nervous state, what with being struck in a painful manner by the vines.

Taking a small bit of time to aim, Boom hissed out something incoherently as he tossed the bombchu straight at the vines of the creature.
Boom stared in awe at the Deku Naga. He knew this creature. The protector of the Kokiri Sinkhole. Before the time of Boom's, let's call it exile, long had he stared at that fibrous creature. He knew that out of all the things in the village, this creature would burn the brightest. Survival took a less important spot in his mind. What truly mattered now, was that the creature would burn and die. And most of all, it had to know it was by Boom's hands. After all, killing the guardian of the Sinkhole would secure a level of nefarious prestige that would keep the other Kokiri from continuing to go after him.

Jumping around with eager glee, Boom pointed at Deku Naga. "Listens!" He hissed out as he reached into his sack as he pulled out a bombchu. Boom eagerly grinned as he licked at his fangs teeth, staring at the base of the wooden guardian. "We here!" He declared as he began tossing the bombchu up and down in his right hand.

"Watchesyouburnwatchesyouburnwatchesyouburnwatchesyouburnwatchesyouburn!" He said as his neck twitched towards the right. With an ever-present grin, Boom cackled out, "GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BOOM WATCHES YOU BURN!"

With an overzealous chuck, Boom tossed the opening bombchu at the fibrous pillar. "Ehehehehehehehehe!"
It appeared that thing, the thing with No Points would have far more heat to deal with. Boom was happy that the aggression from the Kokiri military wasn't directed at him, for a change. However he did throw a Bombchu to help the warlord. If the Warlord fell, Boom was surely one of the next targets. As such, he had to act quickly.

So Boom delved into his bag as he pulled out another Bombchu.Boom smirked as he chucked towards the direction of this new batch of heavily armored targets.

Though he didn't notice something dreadful until it was far too late. He used one of the Bombchus that wasn't properly set up. After all, there were plenty to collect and repair. Surely the man lacking in pointed ears would be fine in this encounter.

It was only two heavily armed and trained guards. What was the worse they could do to that hulking monstrosity? Well, besides being an effective force to implement the will of the Kokiri.

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Assist roll lacking in 6s
Boom opened his mouth as he began twitching nervously. He had not chosen wisely. He knew it was going to end up like this one way or another. "Kreeeeeeeeeeee!" The Kokiri hissed out, as he was stunned by the impact.

He heard the Kokiri war-cry, and it was sealed what he had to do. Boom had to help these creatures, if only to save his own skin.

The juggernaut would not face the boar alone! Not when Boom had to destroy the predators that wanted to come after him! Boom reached into his bag as he pulled out a Bombchu. Boom jumped up as he tossed the bombchu at the Juggernaut's target. It would go off fairly quickly, and hopefully cause some damage to the boar, making No Point's job easier.

"Heeeheeeheeee!" He couldn't help but to laugh, despite the fact this was an incredibly dangerous situation. Perhaps it was what drove him to this particular bit of laughter.
Good, the meat-shields were taking point. They were doing their duty; the only reason why Boom there, for their protection. As long as these 'allies' continued to take the heat off of Boom, all would be well. But now, they were in the lion's den. This is where they needed to take the heat the hardest, and distract his Kokiri brethren. After all, Boom was sure they still wanted him for the things he had done.

Boom followed, trying to maintain a position in the middle of the caravan group. Not too far on either side, nor near the front or the back. He sought the exact middle of the group, as he followed along.

This, was going to be an interesting trip back home. Keeping a good hold of his sack, Boom remained ever vigilant. He would make sure he was not caught off guard, especially not here of all places.
Boom quickly returned both the horn and the conch onto the guard-post. Taking them with him would be a sign of trouble, that some altercation occurred to the guard. Boom couldn't let be what was determined if any other Kokiri showed up for guard duty. He grabbed a hold of his bag as he gestured towards the tree-root.

"First. Go lead." He said to, really any member of the Caravan. Boom sure as shit didn't want to lead the caravan into the village. That would be a bad idea. He slung his bag back over his back as he again gestured towards the members of the caravan.
Boom took a moment to glance at both of the items for a moment, while No Point was disposing of the body. It was good that he was taking care of that. It would've brought unwanted attention for sure, if they noticed it.

He knew he would have to blow on one of the two. Hopefully he would choose the correct one. And of course, when his kin showed up, he hoped they wouldn't proceed to immediately go after him. After all, Boom knew he was, not particularly liked around these parts.

It was the reason he joined the caravan after all. He made far too many enemies in his time in his old stomping-ground at the Kokiri Sinkhole. This, Boom was sure this would only end badly. For him at least, he knew that whichever horn he used, Boom probably would not have a good time from the result. Boom carefully held each item up for a moment, as he took another glance at it.

"Hnnn, which one. Which one!" He stared at the horn, the source of the big-loud greeting. Then he stared at the conch, the source of the quiet-small greeting. As Boom figured out the decision, it was around the moment No-Point returned.

He held out the horn as he blew upon it. As he completed his use of the horn, he immediately turned to glance at the fellow caravan members. "Boom, not likes greetingses. Hideboom." He spoke with a sense of urgency, as this was a matter of urgency.

Boom simply he hoped that the correct response would occur. Namely one that didn't involve them all his Kokiri brethren going after him and trying to ruin his survival.
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