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5 yrs ago
Current another lovely day in the status bar
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5 yrs ago
Getting random PMs again 'bout stuff I'm not at all interested in. Mmm, don't like that.
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5 yrs ago
"how dare you like a thing that I do not like reeee"
5 yrs ago
must be a really big god if there's a 3rd one
5 yrs ago
merry chrysler

Bio

I'm a 30 year old dipshit from the good ol' US of A, who suffers from teratophilia. Go ahead and google that.

Beyond that, I'm really quite boring. My taste in music ranges from Celldweller (and his other projects of course), to the goddamn Backstreet Boys and Taylor Swift. I hard-focus fandoms more than I should, but I don't really delve into the fandom communities, for various reasons.

I draw, though quite poorly in my own opinion, mostly thanks to the fact that I take 6+ month "breaks" from progressing that skill. Not gonna elaborate here on why I take such long breaks, but feel free to ask. I won't bite your head off.

Do not, however, bring up political topics with me. I will not tolerate your soapboxing. You will be blocked without hesitation.

Most Recent Posts

Y'ever just...wanna headbutt a brick wall?
Nyoop.
And a boop.
Please don't message me about RP ideas that aren't even relevant to what I'm currently looking for. If I don't already have it listed here, I'm not interested in it. Similarly, if you don't like what I'm looking for, be it the genre or themes, do me a favor and keep it to yourself. You're allowed to dislike things, but I'm not interested in entertaining your gripes with this or that thing I've got posted here.

Huh...it's been a while, hasn't it? I'm back with another extremely specific craving, because I'm a glutton for punishment, apparently.

The Tolkien universe, as a whole, is something I'm not nearly as versed in as I wish I were. A lot of my knowledge is cobbled together from the movies, and the one book I have, being The Hobbit. Then of course, like the trash I am, fanfiction. The little bit of fanfiction that actually incorporates canonical things into it at least. Not a whole lot of that going around! There's even more stuff that's been interpreted as well, especially with Uruk-hai.

You read the title right, though. I'm looking to pair up an Uruk-hai, an attractive one, with a female OC of mine for, yes, something romance-y and naughty because I'm a horn-dog. I do have references as to what I mean by attractive (and I've got it in a handy-dandy Imgur gallery link you can request!), but if you wanted to just take a guess yourself, think of the Uruk-hai that thwacked Boromir in the movie. Lurtz? Yeah, I think that's the name. Something along the lines of his looks.

Needless to say, I'm not looking for any Canon Uruk-hai, since there's few and far between that'd fit my definition of attractive, unless of course you offer up Lurtz himself. Won't say no to him, obviously, but I'm more than happy with this bein' OCxOC. I don't have any set-in-stone plots, but I've got some stuff that we can work with. Big idea would be, say after the fall of Saruman and the destruction of the irritable eyeball, some Uruk-hai managed to survive. Maybe they were late to the party, or they got the hell outta dodge while they could. What would it be like for 'em, without those powers guiding them? I feel like it's something worth exploring.

I've got a handful or so of characters to choose from, some spanning other franchises and others kept adaptable enough to fit anything. Won't list 'em here, but it's somethin' to ask about!

I'm looking for long-term. I don't like one shots, nor do I particularly care for short-term. I understand needing to take breaks due to various reasons, however. Just try to give me a heads up. The only real exception to this, if it can even be considered one, is episodic play. We've already RP'd, established the characters and their relationship, and we've still got the main plot, but we sort of branch out with little scenes not necessarily dependent on the main plot. I've found myself enjoying that quite a bit lately. Sorta breaks the monotony, and helps us explore the characters a bit.

I write third person, past tense, and am capable of cranking out several paragraphs. No less than 2-3, usually, though I may dip lower than that during dialogue heavy scenes, or when things need to move forward. I do not expect my partner to match me, but I do expect something that I can reply to. Give me details, emotions, etc. Get a little purple prose-y if you like, just give me something I can feed off of.

Please be 18+/21+, as there will be NSFW themes, including smut. Non-negotiable, so if that's a no-no for you, I guess we're just not gonna mesh. I prefer a healthy mixture of smut and story, but I'm more than happy to focus more on story if you so desire. Plot and character development? Yes, please. I'm honestly fine with the story getting skewed in either direction, though.

While I am open to using PMs, I vastly prefer Discord. I could be persuaded to RP over something else, but I will not RP over threads (mostly due to adult themes), nor email.

I don't have very many limits, and those that I do have are pretty commonplace among most people. That being said, in regards to sexy things, I'm quite vanilla. I do, however, have a...ahem, f-list detailing more of what I'm open to. Not posting it here for obvious reasons, but feel free to request it. (If it's against the rules to even mention that particular site, I'll remove this bit.)

I'm open to doubling, or doing a separate RP of your choosing if it sweetens the pot. You scratch my back, I scratch yours.

I think that should be about it. Anything else not covered here, we can discuss through PMs or Discord. Speaking of which, here's my Discord: Pumpkinjaw#5847
Hurp.
Frick.
I'm starting to feel a little bit better, and (slowly) tackling the handful of posts that I owe, so semi-celebratory bump.
Or something.
I really shouldn't be bumping anything while I owe 2 posts, but here we are.
Up.
Bup.
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