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I was eating some creepy slimy pie, and Sasuke Uchiha threw up. We were in Lithuania and eating crunchy water, and the slimy pies started talking and said to me "He loved crunchy water" "Doesn't even have a wart on his nose", and "isn't a cute kitten." and Naruto was throwing up on the table... <_<

These requests are kind of sad. I will answer my own. The crunchy pie water was a hot dog vibe, but Sasuke Uchiha and Ken Jeong told me that was a failure.

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The girl wanted... a baked potato? Which potato? Perfect with pepper jack cheese. Thank you! The guy wanted some mashed up veggies... Which he also got. The ghost punched Sasuke Uchiha and then Naruto's West Virginian cousin stopped pooping until he was close enough to see Naruto and Sasuke coming into view. That would explain a few things... The mountain is freaken real. Ken Jeong pulled over and took me to a cafe, which I hated because they didn't have a peppermint mocha. I had that before at a rest stop in Las Vegas. Ken Jeong also had to stop at an animal shelter to get me a puppy to play with. He told me that I was probably about to meet the cutest puppy ever and asked if I wanted a girl or boy. My hair was still up, so I said "Got enough of a boy!" He punched me in the arm because I broke the world record for most crushes in a single day. Did you know that I recently became the first girl ever to do that? I'm sort of an international phenomenon now. I guess the puppy got adopted after he put up a fight. <_< Ken Jeong called my parents and told them he had a good thing going. He then took me to this place called Rocket Fizz. There was a guy there that I liked, but I didn't know if it was reciprocated. I sort of hoped he would be gay. I am pretty sure it is because when I hugged him, he blushed, and that is a sign of being gay. Ken Jeong also beat me in corn hole, and said I was like him in every way. We took a spin in the Lithuanian canoe and started pooping quickly and didn't do a very good job.

Luckily, it was during a race and not a leisurely paddle. Ken Jeong thought I was crying over the loss of the Lithuanian canoe, but that would have been weird. He also had me watch his shopping list. He asked me for input on who to vote for in the upcoming election. He also put up a haunted house for Sasuke and he hugged my neck when he left. <_< I can't believe he hugged my neck. <_< The dog looks different from the picture, but it is the same puppy. I would still hug him. He is super cute. Ken Jeong thinks Sasuke is an asshole. <_< I met the kid and we took a picture together. He said he was just goofing off and that I was supposed to hate him. <_< I don't hate him. I sort of love him... in a way. I will definitely be writing on his behalf if I see him at the mall. I think I have had enough excitement for a day. I just wish I wasn't so tall and had smaller hands. Then I could have a smaller puppy... or at least a pet store puppy. Ken Jeong started to cry voluptuously.

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Bio: 27 male he/him

Physical traits: 6'1", 190 lbs, muscular, blonde, green eyes

Personality traits: Smooth, clever, romantic, impulsive, unfaithful

Style: Clean shaven, wears black suits but sometimes blue. Dresses fancy and sharp.

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Dislikes: Men, tigers, cereal, anyone who stands in the way of him and the women he desires

Aspirations: Capture the hearts of as many women as possible

Secrets: Becomes incontinent when drunk. (This won't stay a secret for long)


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Ritinompo december 37th, 2025.

Gagramorto linbo de we kaltabinto remuka dasa ya kombinatsiya klagla yam jarabitsa korte divongladak yam yo do de webede rikulo ya kulisto gentrobilortayes. Kiloje? Rinditira mo, kaya ayaya de awawa torbondli. Uyesterdako mitayo ya bwendefwaglamuv. Ndebungli yi sabawu dero ya kaltrimendo kochida betsya ku dialitat. Kinostotoko bilange medikin ya terro chowofo gli gyum dra bwadafkang yegdelbatmor kitors. YE
I am looking for furry sex roleplay that is very kinky and has a intense focus on pubes. I am open to MxM, MxF and FxF. I like to write long paragraphs but i don't mind if you answer with one sentence. I am thinking either a Pokemon or Legend of Zelda setting. I am not very creative. Please reply to the subject line with some kinky idea or scenario and some rambling if you want to. I like. HP Lovecraft, Vampires, Harems, Demons, Rogues, Cults, Mages. I am super kinky and love anal, but philosophical anal. My favorite body part is my fingers because I am a bit of a slut and love fingering. Vaporeon is my favorite pokemon to roleplay as because it is most efficient with water attacks.

Kinks:
- Anal play
- Sealife
- Tarot card roleplay
- Semen
- Grabbing ass
- Spanking
- Booby trapping ass
- Cunnilingus
- Gangbang
- Angel (conjuring)
- Animal character play
- Dental dams and torture (humiliation)
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- age 27 - has good cooking skills and is mildly allergic to rotten milk. Likes to deceive people. Formaga is a shapeshifter. (If you refresh the page, Formaga will transform)


I love furry stuff it's very cute and wholesome
Ritinompo 6pm sexual plabgab time

Ritinompo laguna baguna beach kwadumbo letrapako. Mizegwet dopu rango mizukage naruto fujiyoshi Shlop Kleplings desu que:

"Matavata obu Shlrep di Shlop??? Karnavale ti karnataka kopu ti baka ti rompu ti kumboleva dala mestreva yaija kufujian gwat balo terroderro??"

Shlop Kleplings dice que "Jiert," maka lavera don pablo pollo kwi qui cui jara nabeda koli ni ferudini apla houdini ka harrykrishna gelo timibimi ya gelato kaladunko. Dika mera mika dera dazoli kin, makeke ti olusegun obasanjo yaba debe ibrahim babangida kolu rinoku, prezidenta ka politikiri ma kirun bolujer.

And then Ritinompo looked at Shlop Kleplings' toenail trimmings in the garbage can and got wet. He lusciously started sniffing and snorting the clippings until he experienced a phenomenon known as "Gabadaba yang gwotlirbastrivo gayachnech yoyo." Kele bungo travitra kesi.

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