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I sneak of behind one of them and repeatedly smash her head in with the bat. The 2nd takes notice, so I hit their leg, and start wailing on them when on the ground. The 3rd one grabs me leg as I begin to stand up from crouching. "DERP! GET THIS GUY OFF ME! DERP!"
Soldier gathered what bearings he had, and ran with Derp down the street. After and hour and a half of close calls and running, they found themselves 30 feet from the mall. "I dunno Derp, the place looks like shit. I'm sure there's plenty inside, but there's also more than plenty of zombies inside." The Mall ran amok with tattered bodies and undead having a little feast. "I have an idea, it may not be up to your expectations, but it'll get us inside alive... hopefully. While they preoccupy themselves with the bodies, we could just sneak in, unnoticed. Get ourselves a market stall, close down that gate around it, and kill the ones that followed us in the stall. Whadda ya say?"
Alright, so should we have a car, or would that make things to easy?
Derp and Soldier were chilling at their hotel in England, listening to whatever radio station. They had recently went to Englad to get away from their problems back home, but while there a zombie virus ran ramped across the earth. The infection had been going on for 1 month now, it was still a bit chaotic with cars driving by and people screaming for help. But our 2 heroes were perfectly safe, for the time being that is, I mean who's ever 100% safe in a-... Anyway, supplies were dwindling, and it wasn't quite nightfall yet, so they could still go out and search. They have 3 places in mind, The Gas Station, rather close by. A Drugstore, around 2 miles down the road, or a Mini Mall, 10 miles away.

Soldier was fine with which ever, but Derp was the one thinking here... Until he finally said: ...

Derp: Frying Pan
Soldier: Pint Sized Bat
Alright, I suppose I'll start us off. You get choice of where we go.
Uh, hi Derp...
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