Raxacoricofallapatorius

lost my fucking glasses

Man that sucks. How long until you can get them replaced?

I am filled with righteous anger

Trust no one

Kill Bones said
Oh, Clirkus.We all know things are bad -- worse than bad -- they're crazy.It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out any more. We sit in our dorms, and slowly the world we're living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, "Please, at least leave me alone in my dormitory. Let me have my classrooms and my drawings and my super special mechanical pencil, and I won't say anything. Just leave me alone."Well, I'm not going to leave you alone.I want you to get mad!I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot. I don't want you to write to your college's staff, because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the freshmen and the thievery and the Russians and the missing mechanical pencil.All I know is that first, you've got to get mad.You've gotta say, "I'm a human being, goddammit! My pencil has value!"So, I want you to get up now. I want you to get up out of your chair. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell,"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

This is the longest KB post I have seen in a while wow I feel honored.

Kaga said
So yeah like, I'd try to defend you, Rax, but I'm also a college freshman so it would feel weird to say anything. Point is don't stereotype it makes me feel oppressed and shit.

Of course I know not ALL the freshmen came together and were like "let's go steal Clirkus' stuff". It was probably just one person and perhaps I am overreacting but I really did love that pencil and I am an otherwise easygoing happy-go-lucky person and I feel like it shouldn't be too much to ask. I don't usually leave my stuff just lying around (I'm not a moron, I don't just go around inviting calamity upon myself) and really I like most of this year's freshmen.

I just hate how overlooked stealing seemingly inconsequential things is, I think we should do like in the old days when the punishment for stealing was cut off the thief's hand. I guarantee you that if that were still in practice these kinds of occurrences would almost never happen.

So yeah, trust no one.

I really loved that pencil.

Read this thread

I like the Henry threads.

But this thread is unoriginal and boring.

What is the Avatar Above you Thinking

You better have brought the chocolates I asked for...

Henry: Doctor Who Edition

Captain Orange Jello

so this is probably as good a time as any

The Nexerus said
#4 was the best. #1 is a close second.

^

Good luck though, and swift recovery

I am filled with righteous anger

Aragorn said
If this is high school, put a sign at the top of every doorway saying "YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO ENTER THE ROOM."If not, bait them. Leave a candy bar on the desk and watch out the window to see who takes it.

College. Meh. We need to start locking the door. That's gonna be a pain.

Walker of Darkness said
Yes, child. Let not their slight go unpunished. Fill them with dread as surely as you fill them with steel. Let even their dreams run red with blood as they learn their folly. Go now, child, and show them your righteous retribution!

See I wish I could laugh like that.

I am filled with righteous anger

K-97 said
The only appropriate response:

Antarctic Termite said
post pics

I am filled with righteous anger

None of them will live to see graduation unless I get it back.

I am filled with righteous anger

at the motherfucking freshmen.

So we're a small campus and everyone basically knows everyone blah blah, anyway I used to think our classroom was a pretty safe place. People respected other people's area/stuff, I'm good friends with all my classmates and I've been here over 8 months and never had anything stolen.

Until now.

The fucking freshmen classes came in about a month ago and now things have started going missing, not just pens and pencils but snacks like almonds and stuff we leave on our desks have also disappeared, they've also been in our classroom and moved stuff around. Everyone's mad about it, but especially me, because my ONE mechanical pencil (a really nice one btw) that I mostly use for drawing has gone missing. I've checked everywhere, because normally when I lose something it eventually turns up, but under these circumstances it's more likely that it was stolen. I'm really fucking pissed and I want it back.

I'm also using my rage to fuel my essay on the depravity of mankind. I really love that pencil.

Fucking freshmen, I'm going to kill them one by one until I find my pencil.