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IT DOES IF SERPHIA STARTED IT. WHICH SHE DID.

...Rae is a Paladin, she doesn't partake in gambling or manipulation.


SERPHIA WOULD NEVER INITIATE AN EPISODE SENSELESS VIOLENCE! IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU THINK OF HER?!

... but, but, but... what about defending her honor? :O
She already fought a big shot!

STRAIGHT BACK TO BIG SHOT.


ANYTHING OUTSIDE THE RING DOESN´T COUNT!

... but, what if Ri vouched for her? she could become ri´s little pocket fighter and we could split the winnings from the bets 50 50 :D
nuh uh!

in the ring, you need to beat teh lower contestants to get the chance to fight the big shots!
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How come I don't trust that for a split second?


well, maybe because if it actually happened, it would be SUPER-HILARIOUS!(for anyone but poor little Rae, of course)

it also struck me that even if both Rae and her opponent DID shrink themselves, Rae would still be teh shortest due to default belf shortyness ^_^
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...uh-huh. Riiiiiight.

I don't trust you purple-skinned pointy eared troll descendants.


pfff, we may be renowned for shooting people in the back during war(it´s an art that we perfected), but in a duel of honor, we stick to teh rules! :D

it´s not like we´re gonna cheat or anything and suddenly, after rae has shrunk herself, leave her to fight a fully sized nelf warrior as a pint sized little adorable belf miniature xD
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INDOOR CAUSES MASS PROPERTY DAMAGE.

Rae is not itching for another fight. Doesn't want to get shot in the back again.


but that is why it´s called "mini-fight arena". mandatory use of shrink potions = no property damage!

and it´s recognized as an official ring of honor! interference is forbidden, and those who break that rule are punished and humiliated xD

rae only needs to be worried about being punched in the face, not back ^^
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THEN WEAR MORE CLOTHES.

AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE SHOOTING ARROWS INDOORS.


INDOOR IS MUCH MORE FUN!

also; i just got the greatest idea EVAH: since Rae is so stoked for getting into a new fight with Serphia and her elves, she should totally join the mini-gladiatorial pit they set up back at the mansion ^_^
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You could practice somewhere on the grounds. NOT IN THE MANSION.


BUT IT´S COLD OUTSIDE!

it´s also longer to go to get a refill for your wine goblet between shooting arrows and wrestling with your sisters!
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Or...

You could be civilized beings and not live like Trolls!


but it´s important to maintain your skills at all times! what would you do if you were surrounded by an endless amount of free wine and food for guarding the host´s life?! :O
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I remember Sharon's house before you savages settled in. It used to be quite nice.


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... i think the new archery range that we set up in the living room was actually quite nice!

not to mention the mini-gladiatorial fight pit we set up with mandatory shrink potions for the contestants is a clear sign that Serphia genuinely cares for reducing the collateral damage to a minimum during her visit!
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