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Rithrynn watched with both horror and amazement as Shani plunged into the unsuspecting crowd around the tournament table, like a bowling ball heading on a royal strike.
As Shani crashed into them like a comet, Night Elves were pushed over like pins in a humanoid domino! The tournament table broke under the weight and collapsed, and tiny elves who had been participating in the tournament flew screaming in every direction. It had become a giant mess of purple limbs and ears, with curses and shouts echoing above.

“Elune, what a mess… “

Yet, Rithrynn did not have much time to study the little disaster that Shani had created, before someone suddenly grabbed her foot and pulled it away from under her; resulting in her doing an impressively un-acrobatic dive face first into the floor!

*CRASH*

“Owww… who did that?!!” Rithrynn groaned as she pulled her face up from the floor, rubbing her forehead. Fortunately for her, the room was properly covered with carpets that had cushioned her fall, some of which had been scavenged from other parts of Sharon’s house by her warband with or without his consent.
Rithrynn snarled as she stared angrily around to find the joker who had sent her to the floor, but saw no one behind her. Instead, she saw that the mess that Shani had started had managed to evolve into an unregulated brawl and free-for-all match!

The fight had quickly grow to encompass more than half the living room. At least half a dozen more sentinels had been embroiled in the growing brawl, either from being hit by stray punches, objects or flying elves.
Punches, wrestling movies, furniture and art decorations were all used as weapons in the fight, where no holds were barred!

One Night Elf gracefully dodged an incoming blow from one of her sisters, to quickly come back with a leg sweep and send her on her back. But the victory was short lived as out of nowhere, another Sentinel cannonballed into her and sent them both into the wall!
Naliyah, who had previously been enjoying the struggle of Janessa in her rear, had become aware of the fighting in the room all around her, not to mention how everyone were busy with the giant fight in the room, something that usually tended to demand your attention. But what caught most of her attention was a small sentinel running for cover from the ‘giants’ fighting overhead, before taking a quick refuge behind Naliyah.
A sly smirk suddenly forming on her face, as Naliyah slowly raised herself up into the air. The tiny elf was in the middle of catching her breath, before she noticed that a shadow was forming around her. Gaining a puzzled look on her face, she gazed up to see what it was – only to gasp before Naliyah’s large butt slumped right down over her, reverberating as it crashed down on the carpet.
“Hihi, scooore!” Naliyah giggled to herself as she pumped her fist, wriggling her butt around triumphantly.

The few Night Elves who had not been pulled into the fight so far, were either huddling together in the corners or still snoring blissfully away on the floor, unaware of the fight going on above them, or the fact they were being used as make-shift fight mattresses. One of them was gracefully dancing through the fight while also balancing her wine goblet, avoiding one fight after another, and ducking down just in time to avoid a flying chair that passed over her!

Rithrynn looked around, and suddenly realized that the two shrunk humans she had been holding were gone!

“Oh no, where are they?!”

Rithrynn quickly rolled over to see if she hadn’t accidentally fallen on them, but there was no disheveled Liaena or Donald on the floor under her or stuck to her belly.
Scanning the room around her, she looked for any clues. It was total chaos in the room, she couldn’t leave a tiny Liaena on her own!
Cursing herself, Rithrynn began to crawl around the room on all four, moving between the legs of the fighting sentinels as she searched for the tiny figure of Kat-Liaena behind wine bottles or the beneath furniture, while simultaneously ducking and avoiding any flying objects or sisters.

Liiii, where are you?!”
:O

it's OK. we all have bad dayz, Li. and weeks. but sometimes the only choice is to plough through them!!1

CHOO CHOO!!
TEH LI IS COMING THROUGH!


:D
i pwomiz i'll try to be patient AND stay off your back!

... but when your batteries are recharged, i expect FULL EFFORT! ^_^
lol, i love your new avatar, shaw xD
Rithrynn threw a confused look down at Kat-Liaena.

Kat-Liaena seemed outright scared and uncomfortable, something that was not a usual sight for Liaena. Usually, Liaena's complete lack of any self-preservation instinct or regard for her own safety left her normally very untroubled. Yet in this moment, the intrepid girl was showing signs of fear all over.
Which was strange, as the only times Rithrynn had ever seen Liaena display any sense of fear or reason for that matter was when someone else's life; particularly Sharon's; was in danger. And reading from Liaena's body signs and her expression of fear, this could only mean two things.

1. Sharon's life was in danger, and Liaena knew it.
or
2. Liaena was currently going on her wildest acid trip EVER following the unwise ingestion of a copious and ludicrous amount of home-made potions and chemicals.

"She'll be dead before she is even thirty... "

Eventually though, Rithrynn suddenly picked up on Kat-Liaena's silent suggestion and motion through the room and towards Shani. Just in time to see Donald roll off her knee, where the assassin barely managed to dive under the chair before the steamroller that was Shani launched herself into the floor where he had been less than a second ago.

"Uhm... " Rithrynn said, yet paused for a moment as she followed the bizarre cat-and-mouse scene between Shani and the tiny assassin.
"She is supposed to be guardian our prisoner... "

Rithrynn returned Kat-Liaena's own fear and worry with confusion as the sentinel scratched her own head, mentally trying to make sense of the whole scene.

Standing close to the exit, Rithrynn suddenly saw the tiny figure of Donald appear from beneath a furniture; racing between bottles and plates to reach the exit to the room. Yet, in a quick action, Rithrynn suddenly lunged forward and stepped down on Donald's cloak: stopping him dead in his track and caused him to gag himself on his own cloak buckle.

"Shani, I got him! You can stop now!" Rithrynn called out as she bent over to pick up the tiny assassin, holding him next to Kat-Liaena before she stared out across the room to see Shani, ramming at full speed towards the crowd around the tournament table where she had last seen Donald disappear.

" ... shani?"

...

*CRASH*

"AAIIIIIIII"

*BANG*

*CRACK*
The Naliyah butt-fatality is not something you recover from easily xD
“…it seemed like a good idea at the time, okay? Don’t question it.”

Rithrynn's eyes only grew in size multiple times as she stared down at Kat-Liaena with a dumbfounded expression on her face. She knew that Liaena was capable of some pretty stupid things, and that logical thinking was not one of the virtues that the human girl prided herself on possessing, but whatever Liaena was doing now seemed nothing but outright retarded on every single level!

The Night Elf suddenly lifted Kat-Liaena closer to her eye to get a better look at the tiny human female, to see if her skin color was off or if her pupils were at an unnormal size.

"How many potions have you been drinking lately, Li?" Rithrynn asked quizzically as she studied Kat-Liaena in vain for any signs of severe potion, opium or alcohol abuse and ingestion, twisting Kat-Liaena around and holding her up-side-down as she looked for any clues.
Liaena was an alchemist after all, and the only thing that could explain the little human girl waltzing into a room full of Night Elves and picking a fight in their tournament, short of a complete mental breakdown and abolishment of any sanity that may been left in her skull, could only be severe chemical and drug abuse.

"I think you really need to cut back on them. They are bad for your health! - and brain."

*

"What did you say about the Captain?!" Shani immediately sneered down at the little prisoner in her hand, raising him up above her nose. Although the description he had given 'tall and with a big ass' could be very general and not very practical in identifying a single member within the warband, Shani knew all too well who the human was referring to.

Frankly, it was not the Captain's honor she was too worried about. Rather, it was the joy of seeing Donald's face steadily lose any remaining color that amused Shani.

"You know what, I think you do look delicious... " Shani said with a wicked grin, before suddenly lifting Donald further up above her head by his cloak. Opening her mouth up, she suddenly dropped the assassin down into it and closed it.

Yet, mere seconds after she had closed her mouth; Shani's eyes suddenly flew back open as she immediately raised a hand to cover her mouth.
The assassin in her mouth tasted nothing short of vile bile, sewage and feces, most likely from the sewer that they had captured him in! The Night Elf's cheeks immediately turned slightly green, before she looked down and spat the assassin down into her lap!

"Blaaaargh... eeeew!" Shani exclaimed, quickly reaching for the nearest wine glass to wash away the horrid taste that had infected her mouth.
"You're disgusting!"
"Begin!"

"Destroyer mode engaged! Target acquired. Terminate petty humie!"

A light flashed across Janessa's eyes as the match was initiated, and she stormed forward like a hurricane towards the puny Kat-Liaena standing in her wake. But as the winds of destruction that was the green haired Janessa came closer to her defenseless prey, Janessa was confused to suddenly realize that her feet were no longer touching the ground beneath her.

"WHAT!?"

Flying past Kat-Liaena, Janessa flew like a bullet off the table.
One of the spectating elves wearing a bizarre blue dress quickly stepped to the side to avoid being hit by the tiny, flying torpedo.

"Thank Elu,- OH NOOO!"

However, what had looked like a stroke of luck, however small, soon took a turn for the worse as Janessa saw past the elf and realized that she was now heading straight for Naliyah's big, purple and round ass instead!
Janessa began to frantically frail her arms around in an attempt to brake, but it was all for naught as she continued to speed forward!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

"Aww, moi little Ridi-bidi... " Naliyah whispered playfully to Rithrynn as she clung to her like an anchor, unwittingly arching her ass outwards at the same time to welcome the flying Janessa.
"You are so funny when you are sh,- Oooohhh!"

Naliyah suddenly let out a deep gasp as Janessa flew straight in between her buttocks, and right up deep into her ass! Rithrynn quickly used the opportunity to escape Naliyah's iron embrace, just as Naliyah slumped right down on her butt in front of her with a thud and with a rather surprised yet delighted look on her face.

Back at the table, shocked looks were passed between Kat-Liaena, and Naliyah's butt, with no sign of Janessa anymore. A piercing silence had fallen over the table, as they eventually turned their attention back to the remaining Kat-Liaena who was standing on the table, looking up at her quiet audience. Dark looks fell down onto Kat-Liaena from every direction, except for a careful clap from the only Night Elf who had bet on her.

In an effort to retain her professionalism, the ringmaster finally broke the silence as she carefully spoke.

"Uhm... since Janessa was thrown out of the ring. The winner... is the human... "

Still throwing Kat-Liaena an astonished look, the ring master didn't even notice as the sentinel who had won the bets slowly walked over to her and emptied both of the bowls of money into her own purse.

"Li!" It suddenly sounded from outside the crowd, as a rather shocked and confused Rithrynn approached the table. Spotting 'Liaena', standing shrunk and alone on the table between all the Night Elves, Rithrynn seemed unable to formulate a single word. After gawking at Kat-Liaena for a good couple of seconds, Rithrynn's arm suddenly swooped down and grabbed Kat-Liaena, only to carry her away from the table in her hand as she looked down at her.

"What are you doing here?!"

In an attempt to cheer up her patrons again, the Ringmaster suddenly raised the bowls yet again, to loudly announce "Next match starts in two minutes. Thali against Vanesssa, make your bets, ladies!"
you did gud, Li. you did gud xD

*Hands Liaena the cake*

NOPE. they will not. they are forever fated to be at each other's throats unless a miracle happens! there will never be peace, only pause between battles ^_^
sometimes I just get inspired ^_^

but i know you can also be pretty slow, Shaw. don't try to hide it. i remember complaining about you too xD and... i'm not worried about sharon finding out anytime soon. the last place he'd look for Li is with the Night Elves, hihi
Lolz, my last post got a little longer than I had planned xD

i got carried away ^_^

anyhowz.... Kathlin MAY and may not have overtaken some of li's sins in the eyes of the Night Elves... :P
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