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The simplest solution would be to offer her 6000 gil, but to get something like that had have to sell his treasures... would Sarah be interested in an adventure into the lost Tomb of Solomon? Legend states that he was buried with treasures enough to buy a country. Also a ring, but that ain't important...
As long as you ain't caught, anything goes!
Gambling is wrong. Almost as bad as stealing.
I REGRET NOTHING! EXCEPT MAYBE GENOVA!
Ryteb the Awesome

City of Thorne - Running for his Life


There were times when "it doesn't get any better than this" springs to mind. This... was not one of those times.

It all started earlier today, when he had entered the city of Thorne for the first time in about four years. He knew there was a reason he had been avoiding the capital, though he figured that if he couldn't remember it probably wasn't that important. Hindsight is kind of a bitch.

So, what was the reason Ryteb was avoiding the capital? Well, it's actually quite simple. In his infinite greed wisdom, he had decided to obtain the legendary blade of Kyreth-tan. You know, standard treasure hunting. Only problem was... The sword already had an owner, namely the Kyreth-tan Assassins. Apparently they had a 2000 gil bounty on his head. Insulting really, Ryteb thought, should be at least 5000.

Naturally this offer of coin attracted much bloodlust, and almost as soon as Ryteb entered the city the cry of "Get 'im!" Began the rally of the uneducated brutes who thought a ponce like Ryteb would be easy to catch. Those guys were easy enough to escape from, but soon he sensed a much more terrifying presence, that of a professional assassin, and that just made his day a perfect storm of awful.

"Look, I don't wanna die yet!" he called back to his mysterious pursuer, "Can't we settle this in a way that doesn't involve sharp objects?"

@Ryuzaki
Ryteb is probably picking his way out of the castle dungeons. That, or running away from an evil assassin who has no justifiable reason to attack him.
Who needs weapons when you have wit?
@Bushman501

Get Ryteb to do it? Magic trumps science.
To be fair, Ryteb could also freeze the woods, flood the woods, run magma through the woods, electrocute everything, cause an earthquake, or have a tornado rend the forest asunder. Just saying he has options is all.
Is this still open? If so I'll start work on a character.
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