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3 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
I play a lot of Pokémon Ultra Moon. If you have any requests for specific eggs/babies, let me know and I will see what I can do.
8 yrs ago
Lot of old folks I knew in the past are checking me out. I wonder what they are plotting. :3
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8 yrs ago
I wonder how I should address all the shade people have thrown at me during my time away. My mind says to let it go, but my heart says "with a chainsaw". Decisions.

Bio

Oh, you want to know about me? Not sure why, but ok.

A long time ago, in a bedroom far far away... my mommy met my daddy... and they did it.

What? Not that far back? Oh. Ok.

I'm a mechanic by trade, though a work-related injury nearly a decade ago has really hampered my life since. I'm what some would call a folkish heathen, if matters of spirituality interest you... though I lean more toward tribal rather than folkish. I live in Cleveland, have a nice little apartment in a decent neighborhood, and have two cats.

As far as RP? I like things with anime elements to them, as well as modern and traditional fantasy. Not interested in romance or furry or anything like that. Miss me with that stuff.

I'm brash. I do not sugar coat things. I will call people out on things. I will likely frustrate you at some point. ... however, I am one hell of a loyal person, should I ever decide you are a friend.

So there it is, I guess.

Most Recent Posts

Yog Sothoth said
Uchiha are always jerks with the exception of Itachi


Because this is TOTALLY canon and Itachi totally exists in this RP.
He was that kid on the playground that saw someone with an ice cream, and instantly decided he didn't like them because they had something he didn't have.
Why. Is Everyone. Training.

We're supposed to be all heading to frigging Uzushio... for the frigging... exams.
Post, people!!!
Lost in my Mind said
I am tentatively starting my post, I am a bit anxious about the whole Suna needed a Jounin and what not.


Just do what I did and make a general post to no one at all. Hell, the Kazekage herself chose your character to participate in the international exams. Make a post in reaction to the message she sent out.
I'm waiting on Derp One and Herp Two.
Sounds good. Looking forward to it.
VitaVitaAR said
I'm sorry, I'm just... totally stuck. >.<


Believe it or not, I had Raphaella crash into a SNACK SHOP specifically to give you an opening. But if you like, you can play the oblivious part and appear now from in a nearby store or something. Or, if you like, we can collab a bit on Titanpad and I can add you into my recent IC post.
First the Minion was hit with a barrage of gunfire. An annoyance, to be sure... as well as fairly painful. And before it could do much to the young man who shot it, another individual attacked with an odd slash that was similar in form to that of the woman it had thrown moments ago. "You are a-" A screaming and irate woman interrupted it and demanded an apology. "Foolish girl. You c-" Still another with questions appeared and decided to interrupt. Enough was enough, and the Minion hurled a moderately sized ball of flame at the newest man.

Raphaella was about to stand and join the battle again when someone started yelling at her. Before she could retort, however... the woman bolted out and started screaming at the Minion, too. And then, just her luck, Dio Badguy decided to pipe up and comment on her chest. "What the hell are YOU doing here, criminal? You better return the Fireseal to its rightf-" the man before her picked up and chucked a piece of debris at the Minion, and hit it in the side of the head. The minion turned toward the newest combatant just in time to take a heavy kick to the face and be sent skidding into a nearby vehicle.

The Minion was prying itself from the damaged vehicle when Dio's flames hit home and set it and the car ablaze. "Y-You are all... invited..." the vehicle's exploding fuel tank cut the Minion off and sent it flying spine-first into a neary utility pole. Powerful or not, it had taken significant damage before the explosion, and THAT caused even more damage. Smashed into the pole hard enough to snap it in two, The Minion simply lay motionless. "... to... d-d-d-die... at the hands of Issun hims........" the combined damage had been enough to silence the being and end its rampage before it got out of hand.

Raphaella walked out of the snack shop and looked around at the damage. She was honestly surprised that it wasn't worse, given the strength of the Minion. When it threw her and set her on fire, she could feel the depths of its power... if only for a moment. ""As I was saying, YOU can return the Fireseal..." she stared directly at Dio, who had proven instrumental in defeating the Minion. "... AFTER we deal with this crisis. Understood?" without waiting for a reply, she moved toward the center of the area to better speak to all the newcomers.

"On behalf of the Kingdom of Illyria... I, Princess Raphaella Kiske, thank each of you. You no doubt were of some help against this threat. But now I must ask you all what brings you here. After all, such a gathering of skilled fighters at such a time is rather... convenient, don't you agree? How am I to know if you aren't in good with Issun and this now-dead minion?" And indeed, she was curious. Especially in regard to Dio... who was reported to have fled the kingdom when he took the sword several years ago.
Dammit, Vita... I didn't want to post again before you. But you're forcing my hand.
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