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8 yrs ago
I play a lot of Pokémon Ultra Moon. If you have any requests for specific eggs/babies, let me know and I will see what I can do.
8 yrs ago
Lot of old folks I knew in the past are checking me out. I wonder what they are plotting. :3
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8 yrs ago
I wonder how I should address all the shade people have thrown at me during my time away. My mind says to let it go, but my heart says "with a chainsaw". Decisions.

Bio

Oh, you want to know about me? Not sure why, but ok.

A long time ago, in a bedroom far far away... my mommy met my daddy... and they did it.

What? Not that far back? Oh. Ok.

I'm a mechanic by trade, though a work-related injury nearly a decade ago has really hampered my life since. I'm what some would call a folkish heathen, if matters of spirituality interest you... though I lean more toward tribal rather than folkish. I live in Cleveland, have a nice little apartment in a decent neighborhood, and have two cats.

As far as RP? I like things with anime elements to them, as well as modern and traditional fantasy. Not interested in romance or furry or anything like that. Miss me with that stuff.

I'm brash. I do not sugar coat things. I will call people out on things. I will likely frustrate you at some point. ... however, I am one hell of a loyal person, should I ever decide you are a friend.

So there it is, I guess.

Most Recent Posts

Sloth's lazy ass needs to post as his Kage and Genin.
Maruki, as always, was trying to be overly friendly and polite. Shisen and her dog on the other hand, were being quite a pair of sassy bitches. She may not have thought she was being loud when she insulted Kino. To the trained ears of a Jounin, however, the words may as well have been spoken plain as day. That was more than enough to warrant him finally saying something. Though not as fast as some Jounin who focused more strongly on Kenjutsu, Kirugetsu's draw speed was still far quicker than the reaction time of these Genin. The blade swished through the air, taking a few of Shishen's hairs with it before stopping a couple centimeters from the Niken's skull. "I understand you might be trying to impress me or something by acting like a stone-cold badass or something... but if you and the furball don't cut the shit and behave like civilized beings, I will be forced to take corrective measures."

A flick and spin of his wrist, and the blade was sheathed once more. "He pisses ME off as well, Shisen... what with copying me like that. But you need to be more mature about it. You're not some punk, you're a damn ninja." Kirugetsu then turned to Maruki and answered his request for Kino to do him a favor. "You know where the Nara hang out. Go get a paper or two for yourself. After getting fixed up and having lunch, of course." his actions likely left Maruki and Shisen in a bit of shock and Arashi in a bit of an angry fit, the look on the Hozuki's face seemed to invite either of them to retaliate. After the briefest moment of glaring, he turned and walked into the hospital and left the group to choke down what had happened.

It only took a few minutes of general examination and treatment before Kirugetsu was released and feeling back to full strength, as he wasn't badly injured in the first place. However, the two Genin would likely take longer. To pass the time, he read a couple articles in a magazine from two months back. That got old fast and he put the book back down on the table and decided to start hitting on one of the nurses. "Hey, babe. Want to help me restore the Hozuki clan?" was one of the various lines he liked to use. They always failed, but it helped him feel a sort of normalcy in his now dismal life. He wasn't really that kind of guy... hell, he wasn't even that mean guy that his students probably thought he was. But he was having trouble dealing with the stresses in his life. He was a war hero, a celebrity, a sensei... and one of the last Hozuki he knew of. What would happen if and when he died?

"Fuck my life, this sucks..."
Raphaella disengaged her "Greased Lightning" technique as Dio turned around. If he didn't want to fight, there was no point in staying powered up. She turned to the others who intervened to stop her imminent brawl with the Gear. "I appreciate the intervention. Dio really is a son of a bitch." she stomped her foot firmly on the ground as she uttered the word "bitch", and not a second later several pillars of electricity charged particles erupted from the ground in front of Dio. "However. He's one TOUGH son of a bitch... and always itching for a fight." The pillars of energy died down as quickly as they appeared, but it was likely enough to cause the FireSeal's wielder to turn toward the group again. "Isn't that right, Mister Badguy?"

With all the commotion, Raphaella's mind didn't immediately process what Edward had said. ... wait... dead? Then how..." The confusion was plain as day on her face. Her attention had gone from Dio to Edward in an instant. "You look almost exactly like him. Yet you're not him? Did the LeStrade family have another son they kept from everyone or something?" Stabbing her massive blade into the ground again, she used it as a small wall to lean against... being a bit winded from the Greased Lightning technique she had used seconds earlier. She waited a bit for Edward... or whoever he was... to explain what was going on. Whether or not he responded, she would soon turn to each member of the ragtag group and begin speaking.

"So what we know is this..." she tore the sword from the concrete and shouldered it. "This Minion was clearly sent here to Illyria for a reason. And if you caught what it said, we were all 'invited to die'. Now call me what you will, but if a minion of Issun attacks, you beat it, and it invites you to die..." her expression now was even more intense and menacing than when she had been about to attack Dio. "... I think that means he's interested in at least one of us, don't you think?" Of course, it was up to each person here if they would meet such a challenge or not. But even if no one else was up to it, she knew at least Dio and herself would go. "So I think we should all stick together and go see why he's so interested. What do you all think?"
Yog Sothoth said
I'm curious to see the Mizukage's response to Makoto


He's probably going to backhand the arrogant bastard and let him know his place.
feel free to PM me if you need anything, Vita. I really like you and your character and am more than happy to assist.


I understand... dammit. Still sucks, though.
Team Moon is still awaiting Marrow's post before we move forward.
Sloth said
Lyfe's Tsuchikage


Didn't bother reading. Still kinda pissed about the Tsuchikage debacle.
Sloth said
Since it appears the RP has at least a semblance of life again, I'll get to writing out Chigetsu's history after rereading the intro and my fellow Kage histories later today.


Not sure how much our histories will help, other than the Hokage who I recall you saying you're friends with or something.
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