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8 yrs ago
I play a lot of Pokémon Ultra Moon. If you have any requests for specific eggs/babies, let me know and I will see what I can do.
8 yrs ago
Lot of old folks I knew in the past are checking me out. I wonder what they are plotting. :3
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8 yrs ago
I wonder how I should address all the shade people have thrown at me during my time away. My mind says to let it go, but my heart says "with a chainsaw". Decisions.

Bio

Oh, you want to know about me? Not sure why, but ok.

A long time ago, in a bedroom far far away... my mommy met my daddy... and they did it.

What? Not that far back? Oh. Ok.

I'm a mechanic by trade, though a work-related injury nearly a decade ago has really hampered my life since. I'm what some would call a folkish heathen, if matters of spirituality interest you... though I lean more toward tribal rather than folkish. I live in Cleveland, have a nice little apartment in a decent neighborhood, and have two cats.

As far as RP? I like things with anime elements to them, as well as modern and traditional fantasy. Not interested in romance or furry or anything like that. Miss me with that stuff.

I'm brash. I do not sugar coat things. I will call people out on things. I will likely frustrate you at some point. ... however, I am one hell of a loyal person, should I ever decide you are a friend.

So there it is, I guess.

Most Recent Posts

Asuras said Favorite Moment: Finally making it onto the ship at the the end of Halo 3's campaign on Legendary with my 2 friends and my little brother. After several painful hours of playing through the campaign, we made it and got the achievement. It really was an utterly magical moment.


YES! Another Halo 3 Moment!

LeeRoy said
So this just isn't going to be resolved then?

At all?


It's being pushed aside until GMs can settle it. It's disruptive and annoying.
ASTA said
Favorite: Anything TES

Least favorite: World of Tanks and Mass Effect 1.


Good choice of Favorite, but... hating ME1? May I ask why?

My Fave/Least Fave are as follows.

Fave: Mass Effect Series/Dragon Age Series ( I really like RPGs )
Least Fave: CoD Ghosts ( Fuck that game ) and Shadow of the Colossus ( Fuck that game, too. )

Favorite Moment: Hmm... that's a tough one. I'd say back on Halo 3. I was driving a Ghost, running other people over on one of the bigger maps. Got a spree of 15 "splatters" (killing opponents by running them over). One guy quit and sent me a message saying I was a vulgar and stupid troll. ... considering my Gamertag at the time was "Bukkake Ninjas", he's right. Every time I ran someone over, "You were splattered by Bukkake Ninjas" popped up on their screen. Hilarious.
I go to sleep... wake up... and there's a clusterfuck of an argument. I swear to Heimdall...

You all need to grow the fuck up. Sure, RPing is fun. Sure, it's nice to have pride in your characters. Sure, you should at least be a LITTLE serious if your character gets into a fight. But for fuck's sake, you two are having about the biggest dick-waving contest I've seen in weeks.

Khan: Sukoh would have bitten down harder, because there's no real way your guy's arms could have wrapped around the bear's massive fucking head to hit it with a downward strike.

LeeRoy: Snarg's damage, while severe, would be less than you're trying to say it is, due to the broken jaw causing Sukoh intense pain and likely loosening its grip.

Now for the love of all things Norse, everyone shut the fuck up about who's digital phallus is more engorged than whoever else's.

The new topic is as follows: Video Games. Favorite? Least Favorite? Most memorable gaming moment?
Prince. I apologize that I ever questioned your authority. My passion for RPing was poorly directed and I used my station to go behind your back and advise someone to do something against your plans for the Roleplay. Should that come full circle to bite both myself and the advised player in the ass, then I also apologize to them for the unintended consequences.

I request to be reinstated into this RP. I just want to play the part that I have in this story, nothing more and nothing less. I plead to you now... don't penalize me or anyone else for the improper venting of my fervor toward RPing. I will not attempt to subvert your word ever again. This I swear.
According to a recent Skype chat with Prince, I'm being kicked from the RP and he's killing Dystopia's character because I advised them to do something.

I'll give him a short time to think about how silly those actions would be, and if he does not reconsider... I will leave peacefully and take my character with me.
Asuras said
In any case, after watching Van Hellsing I really want to make a ghoul/monster-hunter and help Sukoh against Snarg. :3


I actually have a character capable of that. ... if I can finish the damn backstory! Fuck, I hate when I get a mental block like this.
The slow posting and apparent lack of interest by the players who have joined has caused me to come to a conclusion.

This RP is closed.

I may resume it, re-open it, or reboot it down the road... but as for now, I must apologize.
Green said
God damn it Beta. I ate too much for dinner, the very thought of food makes me sick to the stomach. WHAI WULD JU DU THIS TU MAEE!?


Because I hit a block and can't think of what to write for my new character's backstory!
The pleasant meal was interrupted by folks screaming outside. "Son of a bitch... I swear, it's always when things calm down th-" Kirugetsu's Water Clone was instantly dissipated and he stood up from the table to walk outside. In all their walking around, Kirugetsu hadn't realized just how close Toko's was to the hospital. They had turned down alleys, doubled back a couple times, criss-crossed streets, and ended up there by chance. Just as he walked out, a blur of a man rushed by him. For the briefest of instants, the Hozuki's eyes met with the one who made the blur. ... Hayato? Running AWAY from screaming people? Something didn't add up here. "Maruki, get the rest to go. Something just came up and my guess is we're the closest to the scene."

Not waiting more than five seconds for his student, Kirugetsu rushed to the hospital he had just come from not an hour earlier. There were stunned onlookers staring in one specific direction. If rubber-neckers were good for anything, it was telling people where the action was without saying a word. After running to where they were staring, Kirugetsu became aware of an injured Konoha shinobi. "Of course he did... Dammit. And there's no fucking way I'm catching him now. Dammit." Reflexively and out of pure frustration, Kirugetsu slammed his mighty fist into the small storage shed next to where he stood. Normally, a Jounin's blow would dent the wall. Kirugetsu not only knew Arhat Fist, which increased his striking power... but had instinctively made a brief activation of the Hozuki Clan's Great Water Arm jutsu.

The small room nearly imploded from the force of the punch. Kirugetsu had been right there, seen the culprit flee, and done nothing to stop him. And now, he was free in the world instead of in chains and headed to the Blood Prison. The kid didn't seem to be TOO badly hurt, considering the fall and the fact it was Hayato who flipped his lid and attacked her... but she'd still require medical treatment. "Kid, you alright? Hey, talk to me." honestly, Kirugetsu sucked at medicine, and was too focused on his frustration to really take note of the girl's injuries. "Someone get a medic over here NOW!" ... the shouting was unnecessary, as a pair of doctors were already walking up with a trio of nurses in tow who were carrying medical instruments and such.

Hopefully the girl wasn't too bad off. That was the thought that occupied the Jounin's mind as he slammed his head against a nearby wall. He'd had the chance to stop Hayato when the bastard pissed him off not even a day earlier! He could have said it was a friendly spat gone awry! But instead, they had exchanged blows and then split up. The most typical of sparring sessions... could have had a slight twist, and a young shinobi wouldn't have been hurled out a window and attacked by that crazy asshole. Kirugetsu KNEW that the war had been tough on Hayato... but for the guy to snap THAT badly, not even Kirugetsu, who had been through two wars and seen much more death, would ever attack an ally in such a manner.

He would pay.
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