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3 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
I play a lot of Pokémon Ultra Moon. If you have any requests for specific eggs/babies, let me know and I will see what I can do.
8 yrs ago
Lot of old folks I knew in the past are checking me out. I wonder what they are plotting. :3
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8 yrs ago
I wonder how I should address all the shade people have thrown at me during my time away. My mind says to let it go, but my heart says "with a chainsaw". Decisions.

Bio

Oh, you want to know about me? Not sure why, but ok.

A long time ago, in a bedroom far far away... my mommy met my daddy... and they did it.

What? Not that far back? Oh. Ok.

I'm a mechanic by trade, though a work-related injury nearly a decade ago has really hampered my life since. I'm what some would call a folkish heathen, if matters of spirituality interest you... though I lean more toward tribal rather than folkish. I live in Cleveland, have a nice little apartment in a decent neighborhood, and have two cats.

As far as RP? I like things with anime elements to them, as well as modern and traditional fantasy. Not interested in romance or furry or anything like that. Miss me with that stuff.

I'm brash. I do not sugar coat things. I will call people out on things. I will likely frustrate you at some point. ... however, I am one hell of a loyal person, should I ever decide you are a friend.

So there it is, I guess.

Most Recent Posts

Skallagrim said
Also pm your idea for a storyline to me. I want to see if I can weave a plot idea into your story.


My idea?
Masaki Haruna said
Uchiha


Please, for the love of Sif, don't make yet another Uchiha. They're like the DVDs in those huge bins at Walmart... cheap, unentertaining, and always thrown about haphazardly.

Try something new for once, Masaki.
Especially if we end up in not-Konoha. Because what sense would it make for "LOL RANDOM UCHIHA" to be there?
Skallagrim said For instance you fight a Dreamer, said Dreamer unleashes an attack that can vaporize the atmosphere of a planet after a few preps and while the world burns you are unscathed while 6 billion sentient lifeforms and untold other manner of life obliterated.


Well, there's still be the whole... exposure to vacuum and decompression that I would be left to deal with in the aftermath of such an attack. Which, once I stop using "perfect defenses", would instantly kill me off. Once again, AoE/DoT is the kryptonite here. But alas, I can make the changes I PM'd you, if they will suffice.
Beta said
I don't mind Iwa. And I suppose my second vote can go there. Not many people ever use that locale. My first vote was for Non-Canon, of course.


Yog Sothoth said
which village did you want?


bigscreech said
I wanted Iwa but no one seems to like that village.


I don't mind Iwa. And I suppose my second vote can go there. Not many people ever use that locale. My first vote was for Non-Canon, of course.
Skallagrim said
I don't sleep merely recharge my fuel cell. I will get back to you shortly.


No worries, man. I understand you're busy.
Yog Sothoth said
The village also showed how terrible the great nations treated the smaller villages, and is a reference to how powerful countries in real life exploit and ruin weaker nations. I always admired the rain village for bringing that aspect into Naruto


I can't... I don't even.

Whatever, I guess this is going to be Ame and another fan-wank village. So much for atypical.
Yog Sothoth said
Because the village produced one of the most badass villains in naruto.


So did Kiri (Zabuza). So did Taki (Kakazu). So did Suna (Gaara - Chuunin Exams). So did Iwa (Deidara).

So the excuse "LOL BECAUSE PAIN WAS AWESOME" is really a rather droll attempt at reasoning.
Why in the name of Heimdall does everyone and their cousin vote for frigging Ame?
Green said
Pfft. You're so british.


We have one vote for UK! Anyone else care to fancy a guess?
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