Avatar of Salroka
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  • Old Guild Username: Beta
  • Joined: 13 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
I play a lot of Pokémon Ultra Moon. If you have any requests for specific eggs/babies, let me know and I will see what I can do.
8 yrs ago
Lot of old folks I knew in the past are checking me out. I wonder what they are plotting. :3
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8 yrs ago
I wonder how I should address all the shade people have thrown at me during my time away. My mind says to let it go, but my heart says "with a chainsaw". Decisions.

Bio

Oh, you want to know about me? Not sure why, but ok.

A long time ago, in a bedroom far far away... my mommy met my daddy... and they did it.

What? Not that far back? Oh. Ok.

I'm a mechanic by trade, though a work-related injury nearly a decade ago has really hampered my life since. I'm what some would call a folkish heathen, if matters of spirituality interest you... though I lean more toward tribal rather than folkish. I live in Cleveland, have a nice little apartment in a decent neighborhood, and have two cats.

As far as RP? I like things with anime elements to them, as well as modern and traditional fantasy. Not interested in romance or furry or anything like that. Miss me with that stuff.

I'm brash. I do not sugar coat things. I will call people out on things. I will likely frustrate you at some point. ... however, I am one hell of a loyal person, should I ever decide you are a friend.

So there it is, I guess.

Most Recent Posts

Masaki Haruna said
Dont mind Beta lol, you know how it ends.


Yes, with me winning. I don't know why people persist.
ASTA said Thompson never did get his hands on a Fat Man, so he merely arms the bombs with a twist of a button located at their noses and then proceeds to toss them as though they were footballs at a distant target. Fat Bombs can trace their yields to that of a weak nuclear fission weapon, approximately 10,000 tons of TNT.


Just so you know, ASTA...



That was a 15 kiloton nuke shell. Your 10 kiloton thing would be just about as bad. Which, I don't mind... but good luck throwing that, it detonating, and you living.
Kalas said
Did you have anything specific in mind?


Always have, Always will, Always do.

But for the moment, I have a post to write for another RP. As such, my focus lies there.
Now that that's all said and done, I think I might work on a character as well. Or perhaps leave and let LJ simply RP with Yog and friends.

I'll decide that later.
Yog Sothoth said
typical Yog-style derping




Well... since you are, allow me to reiterate what I have said more than once. While I may be blunt and crude at time, I am less interested in making others look like shit-heads (not that you need help in that regard), and more interested in helping them not seem silly. That you view this as trolling says much about both your intellect and your character. Kalas and I worked this out with no real input from your uneducated viewpoint, so I kindly ask you now to fuck off and keep your nose out of other people's conversations. Should your input be desired in such conversations, it will be asked for.
GreivousKhan said
Depressing on the lack of swordsmen in this Omniverse.


Cathak Talon is a swordsman. But he's indisposed and going to be assuming a new role.

GG.
Kalas said
drivel


The first like 15-20 episodes of Part 1 were an exercise in stupidity until they actually got into the action scenes. So your comparison is as I remarked in your quote. It's not illegal to have fun, nor is it illegal to have something somewhat nonsensical. Hell, I have a Kazekage with "1000 years of death" as a jutsu, but with an explosive tag. Call me hypocritical, but that's just silly. Here's the thing, though. I already explained how and why no Genin should have extravagant titles. Nickname or not, they make no sense.

That said, it's not my fucking character, nor is it my RP. Call yourself "Incomparable Golden Sun-Child" for all I care. I was just trying to make you not seem like a jackass.

And before Yog says anything... Yog...

Halvtand said Kalas has a reasonable explanation


This has yet to be proven, so wait until his backstory/personality is finished.
Yog Sothoth said
You have no idea, just ignore him when he says stuff like that




Kalas said Jesus Christ, dude, you're wound pretty tight aren't you?


Not really. Just have an eye for spotting stuff that makes no sense. Though with Yog here, your nonsense ALMOST slipped by me.

All I am saying is the title/nickname/etc will not only get him looked at funny by others his age if he EVER uses it... but higher rank ninja will likely tell him off, as they EARNED the nicknames/titles they have. You wanna call yourself "Mighty Slayer of the Infernal Jabberwocky", then fucking do it. But don't be surprised when other players/characters/etc think it's retarded.
"Venerable Golem King"? Excuse me while I call bullshit that a child is both venerable and a King of anything.

I REALLY hate when people give Genin extravagant titles. It's like: "Fantastic. What the hell did you do to EARN such a title? Nothing really? Neat."

Sure, a JOUNIN might have done stuff to earn a title, like a Jounin with the alias of "Ocean-Cutter" might have used a wind-jutsu so potent that it carved a path into the ocean (if only for a few seconds) or something of similar renown. But Genin are not the kind to have titles other than stuff such as "_____, the bratty graduate" or "_____ the shuriken genius" etc. Think when giving your characters titles... for real.
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