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3 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
I play a lot of Pokémon Ultra Moon. If you have any requests for specific eggs/babies, let me know and I will see what I can do.
8 yrs ago
Lot of old folks I knew in the past are checking me out. I wonder what they are plotting. :3
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8 yrs ago
I wonder how I should address all the shade people have thrown at me during my time away. My mind says to let it go, but my heart says "with a chainsaw". Decisions.

Bio

Oh, you want to know about me? Not sure why, but ok.

A long time ago, in a bedroom far far away... my mommy met my daddy... and they did it.

What? Not that far back? Oh. Ok.

I'm a mechanic by trade, though a work-related injury nearly a decade ago has really hampered my life since. I'm what some would call a folkish heathen, if matters of spirituality interest you... though I lean more toward tribal rather than folkish. I live in Cleveland, have a nice little apartment in a decent neighborhood, and have two cats.

As far as RP? I like things with anime elements to them, as well as modern and traditional fantasy. Not interested in romance or furry or anything like that. Miss me with that stuff.

I'm brash. I do not sugar coat things. I will call people out on things. I will likely frustrate you at some point. ... however, I am one hell of a loyal person, should I ever decide you are a friend.

So there it is, I guess.

Most Recent Posts

I am so. Green knows what the hell he's saying.

It can be used more than one way, Asuras. :3
Green said
I love the Matrix, but it could only ever hope to aspire to be anything remotely close to the holy grail that is Equilibrium.


Green said
favorite movie.


Equilibrium
That's definitely a fuckton COOLER than my dream. But mine wins hands down in regard to freaky-factor.
Welp. That was unexpected.

I went through the game and mucked up the part where you start your love-interest with the main love interest that makes any sense. Get to the Dragon... my character's love interest apparently became the Blacksmith from the main city. And they made out like a pair of sweaty blacksmiths beside the fire upon my triumph. I was... a bit unsure what to think of that unexpected development. But apparently in this file, My Arisen takes it up the bum like a champ.
I saw. I will post as soon as I murder Grigori in Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen.

I really expected you to tell me what your freaky dream entailed. Oh well.

Mine: Charlie Sheen as an Evil Overlord. Power Rangers as his Death Squads. Flying Ship Armada. Alien Alliance.

... there's more, but I really don't think it needs said.
LeeRoy said
Alright, I just had the trippiest fever dream of all time. And it'll probably influence a decision later on today


Bet I can top it.

LeeRoy said I'm gonna post in Necropoli.


YAY!!!
That sounds like a bad thing... but shit happens, AK. If you're lucky, it happens with bread and jam. Because then you can make a sandwich. :3
In terms of this? Probably intermediate. Though I will admit the character is very old (as in I wrote him a long time ago).
Feel free to PM me if you want details on the character.
Your guess is as good as mine. Though... I also have an cyborg character, and seeing that makes me contemplate porting him here.
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