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  • Old Guild Username: Beta
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8 yrs ago
I play a lot of Pokémon Ultra Moon. If you have any requests for specific eggs/babies, let me know and I will see what I can do.
8 yrs ago
Lot of old folks I knew in the past are checking me out. I wonder what they are plotting. :3
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8 yrs ago
I wonder how I should address all the shade people have thrown at me during my time away. My mind says to let it go, but my heart says "with a chainsaw". Decisions.

Bio

Oh, you want to know about me? Not sure why, but ok.

A long time ago, in a bedroom far far away... my mommy met my daddy... and they did it.

What? Not that far back? Oh. Ok.

I'm a mechanic by trade, though a work-related injury nearly a decade ago has really hampered my life since. I'm what some would call a folkish heathen, if matters of spirituality interest you... though I lean more toward tribal rather than folkish. I live in Cleveland, have a nice little apartment in a decent neighborhood, and have two cats.

As far as RP? I like things with anime elements to them, as well as modern and traditional fantasy. Not interested in romance or furry or anything like that. Miss me with that stuff.

I'm brash. I do not sugar coat things. I will call people out on things. I will likely frustrate you at some point. ... however, I am one hell of a loyal person, should I ever decide you are a friend.

So there it is, I guess.

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Encompass? An entire city?

*groans in discontent*

Fine. I'll work with it, I suppose.
I am fully aware what a bunker buster is and why they are able to do what they do. But you didn't answer my question.
Green, as for me posting, I was waiting on LeeRoy. Though to be fair, another thing I was waiting on was my own damn creativity.

Those missiles kinda turned me off what with magically weighing nothing despite being 6k tons. That and the huge carpet-bomb radius. I'm unsure if that encompasses the town that Ysolda is in or not.
All I am seeing here is this:

Well, fighting in this RP is a big dickwaving contest of "Well, I interrupt your action because I don't want to get hit, then you interrupt mine for the same reason. We COULD charge up stuff and have a kamehameha clash, but that would be the same thing and just result in another interrupt chain." So... rather than a flowing and artistic cinematic fight, it comes across as a long-winded and extra detailed form of chatroom-esque speed posting.

And that shit is annoying.
Also, for a basic visualization as to Ysolda's "God-Forged Champion of War" resembles... refer to the following


It's not EXACTLY like that, obviously. But for a basic mental picture of how she looks in relation to the essence-armor/mech thing, it works.
LeeRoy said
If I remember correctly, it's Beta's turn to post. I'll wait until he posts, and then I'll post.


If you feel you can post, go ahead. I still have to finish my spell and catch up, after all. So really I'll only be in combat after my next post. I don't want to hold you and Green up. That said, I will post tomorrow, as I have been fighting off something and am very tired lately.
Green said
I just realized that the collective weight of all the missiles would weigh 6000 tons. Which is more than my mech as a whole.


... 280ft? For fuck's sake, that thing is a high-rise apartment. And here I was picturing maybe like a 75ft-100ft mech at most. Jesus Christ.

Looks like I'll have to srsface this one.
Not a big deal. Just a miscommunication.
Ah. Then yeah, feel free to leave Ysolda behind. She'll catch up.

But perhaps in the future, mentioning Erde's size should be incorporated somewhere into a post. I was under the assumption that Erde was currently like... 50 feet tall.
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