Avatar of Sarpedon
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  • Old Guild Username: Sarpedon
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Sarpedon 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current I'M BACK! Hit me up!
10 yrs ago
Leaving 20 September until 30 October. Going to be a shitty time in the field. Probably going to be a week after that before I even think about writing again.
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10 yrs ago
Going on exercise as of 19 September. Not sure if I am going for 3 or 6 weeks...
10 yrs ago
Vacation time! Will try to keep posting, but can't guarantee anything, please be patient.
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10 yrs ago
RIP in peace, Bauble. We barely knew ye...
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Bio

ATTENTION:
Course is over! Whoop! Whoop!
I have no fucking clue what the fuck is going on.
Posting speed and availability is subject to change without notice, and I won't have internet when my vacation ends, which is tomorrow...
Thank you, have a nice day!

Most Recent Posts

Name: Octavius Cuttlam

Age: 26

Appearance: http://ayay.co.uk/backgrounds/fantasy_art/brom/contradiction.jpg (surprise! is actually pirate disguised as priest!)

Power: Bärgeist fruit. With the full transformation, Octavius is transformed in an absurdly large, and entirely black Tibetan mastiff, with the exact size being set at each transformation. The partial transformation functions very similarly to that of Alucard's familiar, Baskerville, though with fewer eyes and teeth.

Weapons: Winchester Model 1897 Trench Gun-style fowling piece with an English stock, chambered for 16 gauge shells, and a custom-built LeMat-style revolver chambered for .44 magnum and 16 gauge shells, as well as an overly large riverboat gambler bowie knife (http://www.tichbourneknives.com/webpage-ironwood_riverboat_NBL.jpg)
now we wait patiently for XigXig and her attractive behind.
oh nice, happy birthday!
Where did XigXig's attractive behind get to?
I've only seen pictures of your front, so I'll give you that one, but it's not a fair contest, so I demand a do-over
yay! XigXig's attractive rear end has returned!
I can tell by the way you lied to me and ignored me. you're the worst.
This is me looking for 1x1 partners again. Quick info about me: I have a full-time job that takes precedence over literally everything, so if anything comes up, you may not be notified. The likelihood of such a thing is low, but you've been warned. If you're still with me, I'm looking for long-term rps, and I'm into science fiction and fantasy for the most part. I'm down for just about anything if you can convince me, however (I'm not hard to sell, either). And if you're interested, I write between one and a lot of good solid paragraphs per post, and I'd like the same from you. If you're not interested, you just read it anyway, so suck it. And for those of you who care, I am male, and typically play male characters. Deal with it. If you're still with me, I admire your perseverance, and ask you to hold on just a bit more. I don't have any ideas I'm willing to share right now, they are reserved for people who have been properly vetted. If you're one of those people, feel free to ask about them. If you're not one of those people, you'll need to bring your own ideas. I'm more than happy to help brainstorm, though. I'm also more than happy to let you try out one of my closely guarded ideas once you've been properly vetted. Now, those of you still undeterred should PM me. I will check this thread only sparingly because I often forget to check threads. IF YOU WANT MY ATTENTION PM ME FOR THE SAKE OF WHATEVER DEITY YOU MIGHT SUBSCRIBE TO OR BELIEVE IN!!! AND ALSO FOR THE SAKE OF SCIENCE!!! If you can't follow instructions, I reserve the right to poke fun at you. If you don't have a sense of humour, you don't have much...

If I missed anything, feel free to ask.
sounds good to me. have fun
I will keep that in mind.

I'll be around, unless I'm not, but you know that. Have fun in scotland.
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