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10 yrs ago
Current I'M BACK! Hit me up!
10 yrs ago
Leaving 20 September until 30 October. Going to be a shitty time in the field. Probably going to be a week after that before I even think about writing again.
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10 yrs ago
Going on exercise as of 19 September. Not sure if I am going for 3 or 6 weeks...
10 yrs ago
Vacation time! Will try to keep posting, but can't guarantee anything, please be patient.
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10 yrs ago
RIP in peace, Bauble. We barely knew ye...
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ATTENTION:
Course is over! Whoop! Whoop!
I have no fucking clue what the fuck is going on.
Posting speed and availability is subject to change without notice, and I won't have internet when my vacation ends, which is tomorrow...
Thank you, have a nice day!

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Ricky - Airline Highway, Old Jefferson - Anyone

Ricky wandered along the road, his travelling, at this point, was mostly aimless. The highway was littered with abandoned cars here, people had tried, and failed, to flee the population centres, it would seem, and now their attempts would grace the earth for a few years until nature destroyed what humanity had carved from it. He'd broken into song a little while back, quietly working his way through Led Zeppelin IV. He kept his voice low, to avoid attracting attention to himself, but he had to do something to maintain his sanity. He started into "When The Levee Breaks" with a chuckle, realizing that the levees had doubtless already broken. He couldn't know for sure, having not made it terribly far into New Orleans before he gave up. There had been a rather large consortium of the undead barring his path, and the man just wasn't up to trying to negotiate a city so thoroughly infested by zombies. Instead he had quietly declared, "Fuck it, I'm going back to Canada." before turning around and heading back.

Unfortunately, he'd been unable to find anything that might be considered a motor vehicle, even the bicycles he'd been able to find were all destroyed, meaning that the trip back to his other home wouldn't be nearly as easy as the trip down. He had grumbled at first, but at least he was still alive and moving. Rather than worry about it, he continued singing to himself, trying to decide on his next musical selection as he found himself at the end of Led Zeppelin's fourth album. He sighed and decided to change things up, going for The Tragically Hip's "Up To Here". With Gordon Downie singing in his head, the chef picked up his pace, quietly drawing in his surroundings and wondering what he was going to do about this whole mess, but knew there wasn't much he could do, except see if he couldn't get back to the Maritimes. The rough weather was sure to be harsh on the undead, and he knew that at least a couple of his friends had to still be alive.

He was suddenly shocked from his thoughts by the sickening thump of a soft, decaying skull smacking into a window. He turned to his left and watched as an armless zombie headbutted the window again, trying to get at him. The third time, it put a good deal more effort into the attempt, and crushed its own skull against the glass. He chuckled and shook his head. "What a dumb cunt." he growled to himself, sneering at the monster. Even with this distraction, he'd spent enough time in the swamp to know how to pay attention to the world around him, and he spun effortlessly as another zombie lurched from cover toward him, intent on eating him. Of course, Richard couldn't, in good conscience, allow anyone to consume him without first cooking him first, being a chef and all. Knowing that the undead weren't into cooking, he wasn't about to let this one eat him. Instead, he drew the longer of his two knives ,and shoved the sharp point right through the left eye socket of the ghoul, twisting the blade viciously to send it dropping to the ground, quite dead.

"I don't see how people are afraid of these fuckers..." he muttered to himself. "Yeah, they can hurt you, but not if you're smart about it..." he shook his head and chuckled, moving along at a faster pace now. "They're like gators..." he offered to the air, "They are mostly sedentary, just kind of floating along, waiting for something to eat. And when they find it, they tend to swarm... Just gotta keep them out of the boat." he didn't bother to sheath his knife, instead he held onto it and continued his journey with the blade swinging happily by his side. He had forgotten his music in the surprise attack, an didn't bother to pick it up again. After the first time the boat gets hit, one can assume there will be a second and third time shortly. Sure enough, he spotted more of the undead trapped in cars, all of them hungry for the wanderer who was getting closer as he continued his north-bound journey.

Purposeful swings of the heavy blade he was toting severed the reaching limbs of his potential predators and Ricky proceeded down the road without any trouble. He continued weaving through the cars despite the risk, as he saw no reason to give any watchers something to look at. Sure, he wouldn't mind some company, but he wagered anyone scanning the highway would be more likely to be looking through a riflescope than a magical friendship telescope, and even if someone had gotten a hold of the latter, he wasn't prepared to trust someone naive enough to try something like that. Slit their throat instead. Watch the life fade from their eyes... he found himself thinking suddenly. Then I'll get soaked in blood. he thought back, scrabbling for the pill bottle in his left front pocket. Shoot them, then. Right between the eyes. his mind responded as he cracked the bottle open trying to get one of the pills out. That will attract more zombies. he insisted mentally as he crammed his medication into his mouth, swallowing hard and hoping it kicked in quickly. He hadn't eaten in a little while, so he was pretty sure he would be okay. You need a new gun, then. Or a crossbow. he supposed that was a good idea, but he didn't know the first thing about crossbows, and he could barely operate a revolver, he doubted he would be able to use anything he could suppress with any kind of skill. The voice faded as the medication kicked in, and he pulled off the highway to go look through what had once been someone's home. If he could avoid using up his meagre supplies, his journey would be a lot easier, but he wasn't hopeful, considering how close he was getting to Baton Rouge proper...
Name:
Richard "Ricky" Cline

Appearance:
His lower arms and hands bear a collection of linear scars earned from practice with live blades. His left arm also shows off a nasty bite from a crocodile that had been a little too enthusiastic about getting an easy meal. His boots and his belt were made from just that beast's skin. He likes to keep his hair slicked back neatly, but has taken to neglecting it since the fall of civilization. Since his employment as a gaff hand he has taken to wearing a simple, but fairly heavy leather jacket, having discovered that it helped a great deal, though he wished he might have known that before a crocodile tried to have lunch at the expense of his arm.

A more recent development is his decision to wear his knives strapped to his hips, making them much easier to access. A Bowie knife rests on his right hip, and an Arkansas toothpick sits on his left. He keeps his Colt Cobra in an ambidextrous holster that he carries inside his waistband. He will shift it around depending on what he is doing, but he prefers to carry it either against the small of his back, or right side, next to his appendix.

Age:
27

Skill:
Cooking, animal processing, knife-fighting

Preferred Weapons:
Knives, snub-nosed revolvers

Stuff:
In addition to his clothes and weapons, Ricky has recently picked up a backpack for himself, one he'd found while scavenging in an airport. It was plain, black, and had seen far better days, but it continued to serve him well. Into he'd stuffed a change of clothes, some canned food, a can opener, a box of powderless blue nitrile gloves, size large, and a box of fifty .38 special rounds he'd found in someone's house. It wasn't quite full, but he still had plenty left, in his opinion. His most important possession, however, is the waterproof tackle box he has stuffed full of the medication he requires to maintain his more rational thoughts. On the outside of the bag are strapped his one-litre water bottle, and his Tim Hortons mug, the latter of which is large enough to hold an entire pot of coffee, with a little room left over for cream and sugar.

Personality:
While seemingly friendly and cooperative, he has a slight tendency toward sociopathy, most notably he has a hard time understanding the value of life. Medication has helped in the past, increasing his impulse control and aiding in rational thought.

Brief Bio:
Ricky was born in the Great White North, but moved to the United States when he was just barely over a year old. His parents had wanted to try out life in Canada, but a family emergency drew them to the southern United States. That didn't stop them from visiting friends they had made in the Maritimes, however, and Ricky soon found himself holding dual citizenship and drifting from the eastern-most parts of Canada, down the coast to Louisiana. Most of his family settled in and around New Orleans around the time he finished high school. Around that time, he was also diagnosed with a mental disorder that doctors claimed was easily curable with medication. They made the mistake of thinking that the future stabilization of his hormones could result in his brain sorting itself out while also being affected by the medication. This would not be the case, and he found himself looking at a lifetime on medication.

He moved back to Canada for a few years after high school to attend a community college where he earned a diploma toward getting his Chef's Red Seal. From there he moved back to New Orleans, where he was told there was an apprenticeship open for him. What followed was a great deal of confusion and a struggle to find himself a job. Work wasn't terribly difficult to find, however there seemed to be no apprenticeships available by the time he arrived to look into them. Eventually Ricky settled for a job on a crawfish boat, where he was given the exciting job of making sure nothing untoward got into the boat. That included anyone who thought they could go around stealing other people's crawfish traps. To that effect he began carrying a pair of very large knives into the swamps with him, having realized that people were barely phased by the sight of a shotgun, but the idea of a man with a knife seemed to strike fear into the hearts of most bayou pirates. His captain was even kind enough to gift him a snub-nosed Colt Cobra in .38 special, and while he appreciated the thought, and carried it everywhere, he spent more time honing his abilities with the knives he chose to carry, thinking it would take more practice to get good with close combat, than it would with a firearm. Unconcerned by his mistaken belief, the man was quite successful in deterring both thieves and small crocodiles, and found himself becoming an expert at more than just cooking animals. It wasn't the sort of work he'd been looking for, but the physical nature of the job appealed to him, and he found he didn't mind it as much as he'd thought he might.

By the time he finally found an apprenticeship, he was confident in his ability to dress any kind of wild game, something that helped him immensely as he worked toward his red seal. His time on a crawfish boat had been inspiring, however, and he didn't let his fighting skills lapse just because he didn't necessarily need them any more. Of course he still did little in the way of practice with his revolver, managing only to keep it maintained in case he did need it. Instead he focused on maintaining his own physical shape and his abilities with a knife. Unfortunately, he'd find zombies overthrowing the world before he ever earned his red seal. The worst part, he thought at the time, was the fact that it happened in the middle of his vacation. He'd been visiting friends across the border when he heard about the initial stages of the disaster. He thought he could wait out this sort of thing, but it didn't take long to realize that the airport wasn't going to be running when it came time for his return flight. With gas stations out of fuel and nothing to do about it, he started a long walk to Louisiana, hitching or stealing rides when he could, but finding he spent more time on his feet than behind a wheel. When he came to terms with the idea that these were zombies, and not people, he stopped feeling anything about ending their unlives. Not even medication could give him any sort of feeling toward the things. That didn't stop him from raiding every pharmacy he could find on the way toward his home, however, as he was reluctant to lose more touch with reality.

The trip south took far longer than he liked, and even after so long in transit, the hordes of undead seemed unshrinking when he witnessed the streets of New Orleans. He gave up on trying to get home, and instead focused on surviving once more, like he had for the last ten months. Unfortunately, at this point he was lost, unsure where exactly he was. Nearly a year without civilization to maintain the area left it in tatters, and the chef took to wandering aimlessly, and considering drifting his way back to Canada...
Reformatted and added a couple things.
Name:
Richard "Ricky" Cline

Appearance:
His lower arms and hands bear a collection of linear scars earned from practice with live blades. His left arm also shows off a nasty bite from a crocodile that had been a little too enthusiastic about getting an easy meal. His boots and his belt were made from just that beast's skin. He likes to keep his hair slicked back neatly, but has taken to neglecting it since the fall of civilization. Since his employment as a gaff hand he has taken to wearing a simple, but fairly heavy leather jacket, having discovered that it helped a great deal, though he wished he might have known that before a crocodile tried to have lunch at the expense of his arm.

A more recent development is his decision to wear his knives strapped to his hips, making them much easier to access. A Bowie knife rests on his right hip, and an Arkansas toothpick sits on his left. He keeps his Colt Cobra in an ambidextrous holster that he carries inside his waistband. He will shift it around depending on what he is doing, but he prefers to carry it either against the small of his back, or right side, next to his appendix.

Age:
27

Skill:
Cooking, animal processing, knife-fighting

Preferred Weapons:
Knives, snub-nosed revolvers

Stuff:
In addition to his clothes and weapons, Ricky has recently picked up a backpack for himself, one he'd found while scavenging in an airport. It was plain, black, and had seen far better days, but it continued to serve him well. Into he'd stuffed a change of clothes, some canned food, a can opener, a box of powderless blue nitrile gloves, size large, and a box of fifty .38 special rounds he'd found in someone's house. It wasn't quite full, but he still had plenty left, in his opinion. His most important possession, however, is the waterproof tackle box he has stuffed full of the medication he requires to maintain his more rational thoughts. On the outside of the bag are strapped his one-litre water bottle, and his Tim Hortons mug, the latter of which is large enough to hold an entire pot of coffee, with a little room left over for cream and sugar.

Personality:
While seemingly friendly and cooperative, he has a slight tendency toward sociopathy, most notably he has a hard time understanding the value of life. Medication has helped in the past, increasing his impulse control and aiding in rational thought.

Brief Bio:
Ricky was born in the Great White North, but moved to the United States when he was just barely over a year old. His parents had wanted to try out life in Canada, but a family emergency drew them to the southern United States. That didn't stop them from visiting friends they had made in the Maritimes, however, and Ricky soon found himself holding dual citizenship and drifting from the eastern-most parts of Canada, down the coast to Louisiana. Most of his family settled in and around New Orleans around the time he finished high school. Around that time, he was also diagnosed with a mental disorder that doctors claimed was easily curable with medication. They made the mistake of thinking that the future stabilization of his hormones could result in his brain sorting itself out while also being affected by the medication. This would not be the case, and he found himself looking at a lifetime on medication.

He moved back to Canada for a few years after high school to attend a community college where he earned a diploma toward getting his Chef's Red Seal. From there he moved back to New Orleans, where he was told there was an apprenticeship open for him. What followed was a great deal of confusion and a struggle to find himself a job. Work wasn't terribly difficult to find, however there seemed to be no apprenticeships available by the time he arrived to look into them. Eventually Ricky settled for a job on a crawfish boat, where he was given the exciting job of making sure nothing untoward got into the boat. That included anyone who thought they could go around stealing other people's crawfish traps. To that effect he began carrying a pair of very large knives into the swamps with him, having realized that people were barely phased by the sight of a shotgun, but the idea of a man with a knife seemed to strike fear into the hearts of most bayou pirates. His captain was even kind enough to gift him a snub-nosed Colt Cobra in .38 special, and while he appreciated the thought, and carried it everywhere, he spent more time honing his abilities with the knives he chose to carry, thinking it would take more practice to get good with close combat, than it would with a firearm. Unconcerned by his mistaken belief, the man was quite successful in deterring both thieves and small crocodiles, and found himself becoming an expert at more than just cooking animals. It wasn't the sort of work he'd been looking for, but the physical nature of the job appealed to him, and he found he didn't mind it as much as he'd thought he might.

By the time he finally found an apprenticeship, he was confident in his ability to dress any kind of wild game, something that helped him immensely as he worked toward his red seal. His time on a crawfish boat had been inspiring, however, and he didn't let his fighting skills lapse just because he didn't necessarily need them any more. Of course he still did little in the way of practice with his revolver, managing only to keep it maintained in case he did need it. Instead he focused on maintaining his own physical shape and his abilities with a knife. Unfortunately, he'd find zombies overthrowing the world before he ever earned his red seal. The worst part, he thought at the time, was the fact that it happened in the middle of his vacation. He'd been visiting friends across the border when he heard about the initial stages of the disaster. He thought he could wait out this sort of thing, but it didn't take long to realize that the airport wasn't going to be running when it came time for his return flight. With gas stations out of fuel and nothing to do about it, he started a long walk to Louisiana, hitching or stealing rides when he could, but finding he spent more time on his feet than behind a wheel. When he came to terms with the idea that these were zombies, and not people, he stopped feeling anything about ending their unlives. Not even medication could give him any sort of feeling toward the things. That didn't stop him from raiding every pharmacy he could find on the way toward his home, however, as he was reluctant to lose more touch with reality.

The trip south took far longer than he liked, and even after so long in transit, the hordes of undead seemed unshrinking when he witnessed the streets of New Orleans. He gave up on trying to get home, and instead focused on surviving once more, like he had for the last ten months. Unfortunately, at this point he was lost, unsure where exactly he was. Nearly a year without civilization to maintain the area left it in tatters, and the chef took to wandering aimlessly, and considering drifting his way back to Canada...
Oh, okay. Cool beans. I'm not a bike person, so I'll take your word for it. I'm more of a large truck person.
Aren't you supposed to hang onto the handles anyway? For... Steering?

Sounds pretty mint though.
That's a slick rig, what colour?

he's working on it. I think once they sink the powder keg he'll start to feel much better.

oh that sounds like fun, I'm down :P
totally avoiding my question, but that sounds cool. got any other examples?

that's a lot of power to give to someone like Octavius...
oh nice, you're doing well then! *hugs* I know I've asked this before, but I don't remember your answer. What kinda bike you got?
And that's what crash bars are for, right?
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