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10 yrs ago
Current I'M BACK! Hit me up!
10 yrs ago
Leaving 20 September until 30 October. Going to be a shitty time in the field. Probably going to be a week after that before I even think about writing again.
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10 yrs ago
Going on exercise as of 19 September. Not sure if I am going for 3 or 6 weeks...
10 yrs ago
Vacation time! Will try to keep posting, but can't guarantee anything, please be patient.
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10 yrs ago
RIP in peace, Bauble. We barely knew ye...
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ATTENTION:
Course is over! Whoop! Whoop!
I have no fucking clue what the fuck is going on.
Posting speed and availability is subject to change without notice, and I won't have internet when my vacation ends, which is tomorrow...
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Kevin was about to try and put some pants on when his new friend spun him around about as unceremoniously as possible. Before he could react she was smacking him in the face. Apparently she wasn't going to put up with being "lied" to. Just because he didn't want to share everything about him didn't mean she needed to flip out. That being said, two could play at this game. He snapped his human fingers and he burst into flames. Zara didn't seem terribly interested at this point, so he simply left himself to smoulder, burning off his anger as he got dressed. Unfortunately, it seemed she'd struck a chord, and the contractor was still burning brightly when he'd finished getting dressed. He grabbed a few of the larger scraps of his old clothes, and re-packed his bag. Now the only problem was his lack of weaponry.

The only real option was to grab the rifle from the man who'd tried to kill him. It did make sense. Coyote had mentioned something about that at one point, so he decided to give it a try. Stalking over to the dead man, he finally went from burning to a proper smoulder, which died out quickly once he was more interested in the corpse and its secrets ,than anything else. The raider only had eight magazines, and they were mostly a mixture of steel and aluminum GI magazines. The one jewel was the forty-round PMag squirreled away in the man's backpack, probably for trade. A bit of work had his chest-rig repurposed in a hurry, and he stashed his magazines away, fully intending to buy new ones as soon as possible. Then he checked out the weapon itself.

It looked like someone had taken a pretty standard M4A5 and put a new barrel and an A1 grip on it. Then they'd proceeded to strap as much crap as they could to it. Most of it came off immediately, the excessive accessories only made the weapon heavier than it needed to be. He only left the sight, laser designator, and foregrip on the weapon, and even those got moved around. It didn't take much time, though, since the man obviously knew what he was doing. Despite the time since he'd done this sort of thing professionally, the rifle sat comfortably in hands as he straightened up. The way he scanned the horizon, it was like the contractor had never stopped. He had to admit it felt good. "I told you so." Coyote gloated in his head. "Fuck you." he mouthed back, looking at the way they had to go. He wouldn't be surprised if more people showed up, drawn in by the gunfire. He supposed the only thing he could do about that, though, was to keep watch until the vampire lady was ready to get back on her bike and keep going. He just hoped she wasn't going to try and leave him behind...
It's all good
Kevin was glad to see that everything was all right. Zara hadn't been harmed by the wounded bandit, and she even managed to kill him. Of course, that seemed to be the least of his worries, since the vampire was no screaming at him. She accused him of being a "fuckin' asshole" and of lying to her. He disagreed with both of those points, the latter more than the former, and he definitely wasn't going to let her abuse him just because he hadn't told her that he was a werehyena. He put on his best offended look, and took a step back as she threatened him. If she didn't stop, he supposed he would just have to find another payday.

That gun shoved in his face wasn't really working for the man, though, and he couldn't help but growl. He wasn't capable of human speech at the moment, so a rumbling bass growl would have to do. It was the only warning Zara was going to get if she didn't calm down. He scanned their surroundings and determined they were safe for the moment, so he supposed now would be as good a time as ever to throw down, if it was going to happen. She's cute, you should be nice to her. rang the voice in his head. "She's got a gun in my face." he rumbled back, the noise indistinguishable from the other animalistic sounds he could make. Your loss! the voice laughed and began to fade away. "How about you fucking help me out here, instead?" he rumbled again, this time it was obvious the sounds weren't supposed to be vocalized.

He heard the voice sigh, and then a shudder ran through his body, starting at his toes, and working its way up. Good luck! his invisible friend meant well, but the words didn't sound very reassuring. Another moment passed, and then he started to return to normal, his bulk receding as his human shape took over. He toppled to his knees as he regained his humanity, and Kevin groaned quietly when he could speak again. "Technically, I didn't lie, since I never actually said anything about what I was claiming to be." he offered as he got up off his knees and began to stretch. Two lines of bullet scars stitched across his torso. One was fresh, the other much older, the holes smaller and more frequent. He had a whole web of other scars as well, but almost all of them were concealed or worked into his equally complex collection of tattoos. Classic Americana styled art swirled across his torso, and in the right light, had a peculiar glow.

"I also didn't mention that I was trained as a shaman." he offered with a shrug. "You might as well shoot me for that too." he laughed at the suggestion, convinced that Zara wasn't going to shoot him. Kevin was so sure that he turned around and started picking through his things. His clothes were ruined, as he'd expected, but that's why he brought extra. Lucky for him, his chest rig and drop-leg holster were sill in good condition, the buckles having given out as designed. But then he realized the one very major problem. His favourite weapon was no longer functional. He'd apparently fallen harder than expected, and the forend had cracked. Worse than that, though, the force of his crushing weight had also mangled the recoil pistons to the point that they couldn't possibly operate as intended. It was a relatively simple fix, in theory, but he didn't have a parts kit handy, and he was pretty sure no one else would be carrying one either.

His light-hearted nonchalance disappeared when he realized that his shotgun was useless, and he groaned unhappily. He'd spent all that money for nothing. "I blame you for that one." he only mouthed the words, communicating with the voice in his head. The spirit had nothing to say on the matter, however, and the contractor decided to focus on getting dressed, at least for the moment. He could worry about weapons when he figured out whether Zara was going to want to keep hanging out with him or not...
We'll just have to try and remember for next time.

The scientists care! :P
That was kind of the idea. Did I miss that part? Maybe I forgot...

That is also kind of what I was thinking, except he's a werehyena, not a werewolf. it's a subtle difference, but it's there :P
Kevin sighed as the bike came to a halt. He'd lost. The money wasn't really an issue. Ten credits was no big deal. The problem was, he'd just lost his opportunity at half a pack of smokes. He was going to need those cigarettes too. He could feel the stress worming around inside of him, and it wasn't happy. Lucky for him, another raider appeared before he had the chance to freak out. With his revolver still in hand, having not moved from the bike, the contractor simply leveled his weapon and squeezed the trigger. It was an effortless motion, and the man's head exploded as the piece thundered in his hand, kicking back violently. It was like a cantaloupe, the way the man's head burst. Except redder. Much, much redder. Two more idiotic assailants appeared, but these ones seemed to have the sense to use cover as they moved forward.

The next angry bark from his revolver winged one of them, and the other replied with a five round burst from his rifle. Kevin hadn't been expecting that at all. He felt the first round rip through his body, just above his right hip. The second struck above and to the left. The others continued that trend, the fifth bullet tearing open a hole just shy of his left shoulder. He moaned as he toppled slowly off the bike, squeezing off one more shot before he fell. He killed the man who'd shot him, but that left one wounded attacker. He didn't have a chance to consider him just yet, though. When he hit the ground, the pain finally kicked in, shoving its way through the adrenaline haze to shock him into clearer thinking. He tried to groan in pain, but all that came out was a bloody gurgle. The road to recovery was going to be very slow if he didn't do something about this. He'd survived worse, as his scars would attest to, but he knew the only way to do that was to give in. And now that he was dying, the animal inside of him wanted to get out. It wanted to struggle, even if Kevin didn't.

"Do your thing, Coyote." his lips formed the words, but it didn't sound like English. It sounded like hot blood and angry air bubbles. And then he remembered he was still dressed. He would have cursed, but his body was already in the throes of transmogrification. His vocal chords refused to respond for the moment. Instead he was left to thrash around as he gained about a foot in height and nearly doubled his bulk. All he could think of, now that he wasn't worried about dying, was warning Zara. He needed to make sure she was all right. Even when he looked like a gnoll from one of those stupid online games, he still retained enough sense to think clearly while he went crazy.

A growl finally escaped his throat, and he knew the transformation was complete. The only bit of his clothing not destroyed in the process were the rash guard boxer briefs he'd bought specifically because they could withstand the force of his transmogrifications. After the first couple of times, he'd realized that running amok with his junk swinging around wasn't exactly a good idea. He was slow to get up, even when he knew things were urgent, but he couldn't help that. Getting back up after being shot multiple times wasn't exactly easy. Overconfidence is going to kill you one day. a voice in his head scolded as he scanned his surroundings again, "That's what you're here for." he growled back.

Where Kevin had been just a moment before, now stood a hyena-beast, at least a foot bigger than the man in any given dimension. The only thing that hadn't changed, was the cybernetic arm. It looked almost comical, hanging there where a massive left arm should be. Instead, the mostly useless mechanical limb hung limp, and the monster relied on his good arm for most tasks. He snarled, hoping to locate the man he'd almost succeeded in killing earlier, and hoping Zara wouldn't freak out and try to kill him when she saw him...
Kevin grinned as Zara offered him half a package of cigarettes instead of ten credits. He could deal with that. "I'll take that bet." he replied coolly. Now he just had to win. He couldn't promise they would find a raider before they encountered a junkie, but he could almost guarantee they would stumble upon, or be stumbled upon by, a group of crazies, before they got terribly far. But before he had to worry about that, he had to worry about exactly how difficult it was going to be to hang on. He had both arms looped around Zara's waist, but that didn't guarantee that he wouldn't fall off. It meant she'd probably fall off with him, but he didn't think that was a good thing either.

Lucky for him, they started off slowly, picking up speed at a pace that was gentle enough for the contractor to figure out how this trip was going to go. Paying attention to the terrain ahead, and bracing himself accordingly, the man didn't take long to feel significantly more comfortable with the whole situation. Now he just had to hope he could kill someone on the first shot at significant speed. Losing ten credits wouldn't be a big deal, but not winning that half pack of smokes would probably make him go crazy. And since he was already close enough to going crazy, the last thing he wanted was to do so prematurely and wreck something that wasn't supposed to get wrecked. He had definitely picked a terrible time to quit smoking.

So when he thought he spotted someone on the horizon, rapidly growing closer, he didn't hesitate to reach down and pull out his sidearm. The massive revolver was shakier that it should have been in his grip, however. He had indeed spotted someone, and considering the number of spikes on the person's clothing, he couldn't imagine they were anything but hostile. So he was already drawing down when he thought he saw them hefting a rifle to their shoulder. Of course, he could only have so much luck on any given day, so his smooth trigger pull turned into a jerk when they hit a bump he hadn't noticed, and the gun went off just a fraction of an instant before it should have. Instead of killing the man dead, it only took off his ear, and Kevin was left in defeat. A second shot tore a gaping hole in the man's chest, and the raider definitely wasn't going to survive that. But the damage had already been done...
Kevin understood what Zara meant, but didn't know what to tell her. Then she ran off for a moment, thankfully having decided to take a holster along. Even if she just stuffed the holster down her pants, they would still be at least twice as safe than if she just left her gun tucked into her waistband. Fortunately for both of them, though, the vampire had a drop-leg holster and she used it properly, leaving Kevin feeling even more confident. Then, before they took off, he revealed his latest brilliant idea. "Ten bucks says I can peg the first bandit we see, on the first shot." he offered. He was about fifty-fifty on these bets, but this time he wasn't driving, so he figured the odds were in his favour. He'd never been on a dirt bike before, though, so he supposed anything could happen. It seemed fair to him, and it was only ten credits regardless.

Whatever her answer, it was time for them to go, so once the woman was settled on her seat, the contractor had to join her. He was glad of the pegs added for his feet, and managed to squeeze himself onto the motorcycle without too much trouble. With two backpacks, though, all he could really do was hang on, and maybe shoot someone with his revolver. He just hoped the first bandit that showed up was on their right side. It wasn't something to worry about, though, and he focused more on not touching Zara inappropriately as he figured out a way to sit comfortably. He wasn't exactly sure how long they were going to be riding this thing, and he didn't want to end up falling off, or making them crash, because he couldn't sit still enough...
Kevin was glad to see that even though she was a vampire, Zara still had some sense in her. He supposed most vampires should, when they weren't hungry, but he didn't know anyone who seen the other side of a before and after comparison. Not worrying about that for the moment, he made a mental note to avoid eating junkies when possible, apparently they weren't the most pleasant. Even that didn't seem to be something to dwell on, though, as they finished their coffee and moved to their mode of transportation. While the vampire sorted that out, the contractor put his hat back on, flicked his glasses back onto his face, and tightened up his scarf. Then he adjusted the way his weapons sat on his body so that he could sit comfortably for a long period of time.

By the time he was ready to go, his new friend had gotten her bike started, and she laid down the ground rules. Unfortunately, he wasn't allowed to touch the obviously comfortable hand-holds already built-in to her appealing frame. The other rules were just common sense. No fidgeting or fucking around, and no yapping away when no one can hear him. He nodded, and casually spun his hat around on his head. He didn't think he would need nightvision during the day, and he didn't want to lose his favourite hat when they got going quickly. All they had to do was hop on the bike and get out of here. Of course, he had to figure out how he was going to hold onto Zara's backpack, too, so he took a moment to attach it firmly to his before he considered climbing on.

"All I've got right now is a grid reference. It's not in a city. I think they have their own setup, kind of like this one, but more heavily defended. Head north eeeaaast..." he blinked through his heads-up display as he trailed off, finding their destination in relation to their current position. "Call it zero-six-two-zero mils." that would also put them on a path most likely to encounter anyone looking to molest travellers. "You good?" if she wasn't good, he'd hold off on hopping on to her bike, and if she was good, then he had another exciting offer for her before they took off.
All good *hugs* was just checking on you.
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