Things you ought to know about me
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"like they matter"
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How many shoes do you own? What types?"Shoes? hm ... probably a bunch. I don't really care how many footwear I possess. They'd mostly be flat shoes or leather for casual wear. Then again, I don't really care. I can even go to an Intercollegiate Public Speaking Competition barefooted."
Are you on social media? Who's with you on your profile picture?"I am but I don't often go through this medium as much as everyone does. For my profile picture, that isn't anyone's business―but mine to discuss with."
How many romantic relationship(s) did you have?"Heh! Good one. I'm incapable of romance. Next please!"
Are you right or left handed?"Neither. I can break the laws of physics by bending the motion of pens and pencils in order for me to write."
What charities do you donate to?"Whatever my dad involves himself with. It's frequently his money anyway."
What are your biggest fears?"Finals, first and foremost. Who wouldn't fear judgement day? Other than that, I have a few terrifying sleep paralysis experiences that still haunt me today. Snakes, but you shouldn't be surprised about that. And teachers who are spawns of Satan."
How much money do you make?"Enough to tear this world a new wormhole."
What is your ethnicity?"I have no idea. I might be a raccoon for some reason."
Do you speak with an accent?"Of course not, that's disgusting."
What did you dress for Halloween last year?"Originally, I was going to be Harry Potter but then I've lost a bet from those freshmen goons on the debate team. So in the end, I dressed up as the eastern bunny. Horrible people, aren't they?"
What are your email addresses, blogs and websites? Passwords?"Imnotgoingtotellyou@becauseitsconfidential.com"
What is your religious background?"I don't consider myself being associated with any religion. But I still have my faith, I just don't show it quite often."
What are you superstitious about?"Why people somehow didn't manage to figure out the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. Seriously, it's that easy."
Are you allergic to anything?"Lobster and stupid people in general."
What hobbies do you have?"Ah I love collecting the bones of the people I've murdered and make a museum out of them. Jokes aside, I do love reading literary fiction but that doesn't mean I'm limited only on reading those kinds of books. I have a fair share of science fiction and fantasy. Other than that, I love speaking to an imaginary person ... at least when I'm alone so that no one notices how remotely crazy I am ―which I'm not. I make a hobby of painting as well despite me being terribly bad at it. It's what I sometimes do to release my anger and hate from the overall stupidity of people."
Do you keep secrets?"Yes. Victoria's."
What is your astrological sign?"Aries"
What are your tastes in movies, books and music?"I don't really watch a lot movies. I just watch what's under everyone's radar but I do have a few favorites of my own such as the classic adaptation of 'To Kill a Mockingbird' and a variety of Pixar films that made my childhood enjoyable. For music, I regularly listen to alternative rock such as Pearl Jam, The Smashing Pumpkins, R.E.M. and etc. Not really into pop music, though I have a few ones that I find conveniently catchy. For books, oh there's so much. From classic literature giants such as the Great Gatsby, The Catcher in the Rye and 1984 to the science fiction and fantasy books I've started loving. There's just so many!"
Do you have scars?"Leaving Canada left me a ton of scars."
What are your thoughts on gay marriage, abortion, legalization of marijuana or other controversial topics?"I don't really think I can comprise all of my thoughts towards these interesting topics."
Any tattoos or piercings?"I don't think so, though I do plan to have a tattoo on my back."
What does your handwriting look like?"Like Tarzan's? Even I don't know how my penmanship looks like."
Where do you usually shop?"I am uncertain if Chipotle is a legitimate shop."
What is your relationship with your siblings?"My older brother is like my best friend. I miss the times we've spent with Wrecker back in Canada and I hope that one day we can all go back and relieve those moments. I don't think that's going to happen though ―which is fine by me, not like I've got any capabilities to let it happen."
Do you have enemies? How do you make them?"I don't think I have enemies, just people who generally dislike me for some reason. How do I make them hate me? well, it's like back in kindergarten where you'd write an innocent letter to your crush about how you honestly feel about them. Except on my side, I'm not writing for my crush ―not like I have any. I don't know why people hate me for telling how I honestly feel about them. What do they want me to say? I love them? That's absurd and stupid in a lot of ways."
What are your ambitions? Do you have a five-year plan?"Ambitions? Is that what you have when your parents aren't the ones who take control of your future?"
What are your political preferences?"I have no interest in politics though I do find it amusing to see their system crumble into a surge of turmoil."
What do you habitually keep in your cupboards, medicine cabinets, and purses?"So you do believe I keep weed inside my inventory and that's why you're asking this question, aren't you?"
What are your favorite outfits/pieces of clothing?"Uh ... my sweatshirt? I mean that's the only thing I wear most of the time, if I'm outside class."
What do you keep in remote storage?"Something I refuse to say. And no, it's not weed. Stop assuming I possess weed dammit!"
Are you a night owl or a morning person?"I sleep a lot or at least when I have nothing to do. So I'm probably a sloth."
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"I don't expect you to be interesting, so don't bother amusing me."
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