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"For fuck sake..." Ground sighed, wiping his mouth from the blood which had left it. "I've had a really bad day, alright? Want to know why? Walk in that direction." Without uttering any following words, the incredibly tired and fed up ursine continued on his path away from the circus he had been brought into. None of this was on the man's schedule but he should perhaps be used to it by this point. Messing with Ravio usually tended to get people into a lot more trouble than they bargained for and none of it came from the feline himself. One could perhaps say that misfortune followed him and didn't choose its targets very decisively.

Speaking of which, with things having calmed down a bit, Ravio was accompanied by another Lah'nah, a lion. Large, muscular, bulky and with a darker than light attitude, he fit the large feline bill quite perfectly. "Heh, not to burst your bubble but, I ain't exactly dyin'." With a soft grin crossing the cat's lips, he wasn't about to toss aside the help he was granted, though the lion's choice of words revealed a less than pleasant attitude. "Thanks for the help n' all, though." Ravio continued, swiping the air with his sword to get the blood off before he returned it to his scabbard. Despite the lion's help, the cat still felt a lingering pain echoing through his bones. "Didn't mean to drag ya' in, really." Ravio finished, a row of sharp teeth easily visible through his grin. It wasn't much to show off considering a lion was standing in front of him but Ravio was never someone who tried looking intimidating. "Heh, so yeah. Wouldn't mind runnin' into ya' again n' all but I think I'm gonna' head off t-..." Taking a single step sent the feline crashing down to the grass. Despite the healer's help, Ravio had been thrown into a tree, been damaged by several branches and fallen off a behemoth. Adrenaline was the only reason he had managed to stay on his paws during the fight after the first impact he suffered.

"Okay..." Ravio spoke, his heart beating like a jackhammer against his ribs. "I'll just sit here n' relax for a moment. Heh, paws ain't workin' all that well right now!" Raising himself up again, Ravio leaned against the wurm yet again and breathed out, crossing his arms as his eyes lingered upon the lion. "See uhm...this shit doesn't happen with me that often n' all..." The cat tried but could only manage to laugh and shook his head. "If only...nah, this crap follows me around like my tail! Heh, it's fun most of the time but when ya' almost lose your paws..." The feline would wiggle his toes slightly. "Ya' need to relax, take a hot bath n' grab somethin' to eat." Lightly tapping the scaled beast behind him, Ravio managed another soft chuckle, his eyes on the lion. Suddenly it felt like everyone he ran into was huge. "I don't usually give a crap 'bout coin, but a cat's gotta' eat, right? Anyways, if ya' tell the city over yonder about this, I'm sure the ones in charge will pay ya' for the food."

Now that the beast had fallen, the group would probably scatter but Ravio wasn't in a hurry to get anywhere. He could sit where he was for a while and as it looked, that was exactly what he was going to do.
@Hans von Lek
Be that as it may, my husbando is no toy simply used as a container of seed. If you explored the in-game files, you would have known that his ending would be proclaiming his undying love for the main character, vowing to protect him for all eternity and was indeed made to move the hearts of players everywhere. His route was unreleased because it was too good. Your husbando's route on the other hand is just a pure emo-cliche'-fest.

@Shard
Why am I not surprised?


Ain't got nuthin' ta' hide.
@Hans von Lek
How dare you say such things about my Husbando!
I'll have you know that any mentions of his unfaithfulness are simply subject to fan-theories and are not in fact, canon. This is because his route never got released and all he got were the doujins.

@Shard
For better or worse, do it.


THERE!! I did it, happy!? HAPPY!?

I also added Ravio's sexuality in his sheet you dirty, dirty bastard.
Should I have added Sexuality to the character sheet, should I, should I????
The fuck are you two on about...? XD
Was hoping to get Grond out of the picture until he meets Ravio again at a later opportunity xD


"Hehe, look Grond! Your squelin' attracted a buncha' folk!" With a graceful back flip, the cat managed to avoid the acidic splash spat from the wurm's wide maw. Truly, it was no mystery how this scene had attracted others, given its tremendously large amount of ruckus. Wurms weren't a common dish in cities due to their incredible power, people didn't want to risk their lives killing them, however their young was another matter. Just as mindlessly brutish as their elders, a wurm's young would start their devastating paths at birth. Ravio just happened to need some extra coin and wurm sold for quite a lot, had you managed to bring one down and dragged it to a city. As it was however, the Sword Dancer failed miserably and ended up with the mother of his prey now changing his tune quite drastically.

"Fuck off, Ravio!" Seeing how a larger Lah'nah had approached the battle, Grond didn't waste any time before joining him in the battle and swung his axe towards the wurm's thick scales with little effect. Meanwhile, the skies were being taken by a Shael possessing the power of lightning. Of course, yet another combatant joined the fray with the powers of Necromancy backing him up. This would be a perfect chance to flee, the perfect opportunity to slip away. Could he do it? Could Ravio leave this marvelous battle and simply slink away from danger like a coward? As much as Ravio valued his life, the sheer might of this battle dragged him in no matter the mental attempts to flee.

"Alright, think kitty cat..." Picking up his speed, Ravio thought it a good idea to leave the front to those with more bulk than him. Energy blasts from a Necromancer also helped in that regard. Though, striking this thing head on wasn't exactly a very effective strategy for him. "Hm, that birdie seems to have the right idea..." Sliding beneath the massive wurm's form as it furiously whipped its heavy body from side to side in an attempt to the get the pestering creatures to subside, the cat was quickly back on his paws. Jumping unto the trunk of a tree, Ravio sunk his blade into its wooden foundation and launched himself further up. Sliding the blade out, he grabbed hold of a branch and swung his body atop the tree's extensions before reaching the bright, green top. "Okay! Gotta' make birdie's attacks count! The other lot are all tirein' this lil' guy down so...that gives me a chance." Using the distractions everyone else provided, the cat managed to jump onto the thick, scaly snake and sunk his thin blade into its flesh between two impenetrable scales. From here, he had only to climb. Though, it was safe to assume its difficulty as the wurm was constantly moving about, spitting acidic saliva and crushing its frame against the woodland surrounding it. Nearly loosing his grip, Ravio managed to grab hold of another scale moments after he was shaken off. "Ain't gettin' rid of this mosquito that easily!" Sheathing his blade allowed for both hands to grip onto the scales and escalated the cat's probability of climbing this beast.

It was quite obvious how its massive shape towering above forest and trees started to give in beneath the relentless assault granted from every direction. Despite its desperate attempts to fight back, its enemies were small which was quite a disadvantage due to the fact that it was hard to hit them. Indeed, being hit by this thing meant the end. One strike and you were out, though everyone was doing incredibly well. With the wurm's movements slowing due to the assault, Ravio's ascension up its scaly form grew much easier until he finally reached its back. "Alright, weak spots, weak spots...where's a wea-..over there!" Seeing the wound caused by a spear enhanced with lightning, Ravio released his blade once more and allowed his powers of Enchantment work. A soft blue hue glimmered across the cat's blade as he sunk it into the wurm's flesh a second time, easily sliding his enhanced blade along the exposed skin and left a long slash across the beast's back. At this point everyone else had done enough damage to it to send the wurm into a slightly dazed state. The monster's attacks grew sluggish and its attempts grew nearly pathetic.

Continuing his climb, Ravio couldn't allow this chance to escape. He had to move towards the monster's cranium. Grabbing hold of one scale after the other, his perilous journey sent the curious cat further and further towards the enemy's weakest possible spot. Upon reaching the peak and feeling the winds of victory bushing through his fur, Ravio raised his blade with a wide grin and was just about to stab the tip through an exposed section between the scales but tumbled forward due to the wurm's head connecting with the ground. "Th-they killed it!? NO!? C'mon, that was my kil!" Trying to grab hold of a scale on his way to the ground, Ravio was incredibly unsuccessful in the feat and met the grassy ground with his back. Everyone's combined efforts had slain the beast and this thing would feed the neighboring villages, towns and large city for weeks to come.

"Ravio!" The familiar voice of an ursine filled the air and it was easy enough to guess who it was. Struggling back to his paws, the cat laid eyes on Grond as he walked around the fallen beast. "I made a promise, didn't I!?"

"Bud..." Ravio began, dusting himself off. "S'much as I'd love to fight ya'...I'm tired, cranky n' hungry, right? Also, you're surrounded by do-gooders. Ain't no chance in hell we can do battle with them around, yeah?"

Clenching his teeth at the realisation, Grond had to concede to the fact that Ravio was right. They were both half dead and surrounded by others who would undoubtedly interrupt their fight. To top it off, Grond was more wounded than he let on. They had managed to win one battle together but it was not a good idea to start another. "Be on your guard, cat. We're not done yet." Returning his axe to his belt, the ursine left the battlefield and disappeared into the forest. Ravio on the other hand was far too exhausted to move. Falling down to his behind, the feline leaned against the wurm's dead frame and breathed out, his bloodied blade lightly grasped by his fingers.

"Hehe, this fuckin' day's been nuts..." Closing his eyes for a brief moment he'd have wanted a warm bed, though with fatigue washing over his frame the attempt to move was impossible. He needed to rest where he was for a while.
First IC post is up. Welcome to begin everyone.


"Cut his paws off." The large ursine stood with his arms crossed, a jagged and scarred face staring down at a quite defenseless feline. Surrounded by a pack of four goons, each more terrifying than the other, the cat's only weapon had been stripped from his frame and left him with little chance against the five large brutes circling him.

"H-hey...!" Squirming in the iron grip of an ursine bandit, it didn't take long for the cat to realize the futility of his efforts. He had truly gotten on the wrong side of unsavory ilk indeed. "Pain ain't a good color on me!"

"Should have thought of that before you stole from me, Ravio." With a voice dark and rumbling, the ursine's lips managed a string of words easily echoing throughout the forest. Though an unpleasant meeting, one could not cast shame on the quite beautiful background hosting this event. Six individuals, five of them ursine and one of them a small cat had found themselves atop the age old remains of a ruined temple, a place once buzzing with life, riches and relics.

"Didn't steal from ya'!" Kicking and squirming did nothing in Ravio's benefit and grabbing hold of his legs ended the little resistance he could manage. "W-wait...! C'mon, hold up Grond! This is so not nice!"

"Tell me what I want to know or you'll end up being a house cat until the end of your miserable days." Rolling his one good eye, the leader with the revealed name Grond rubbed his chin with a heavy sigh. It was quite apparent that the two of them had been through this dance many, many times before.

"Alright, alright!" With a blade uncomfortably close to his ankles, Ravio jerked back with a fearful gulp traveling down his throat. "Listen!" He began, earning Grond's attention as the leader motioned for his goons to halt.

"Yes?"

"I've a confession..." With a deep breath, the cat looked at the five faces before him, each one gruff and battle hardened. "You lot ain't the only ones chashin' me..."

With another heavy sigh, Grond rubbed his forehead with a set of thick, muscular fingers. "So you pissed someone else off? Yeah, you do that. Cut em' off."

"For fuck sake, Grond! Look behind ya'!" With rising desperation, the cat's voice followed suit, his fruitless efforts bearing no results. However, despite Grond's refusal to heed the cat's words, the grunt ready to slice Ravio's paws from place did indeed notice the incoming threat.

"Boss, the cat ain't shitting with us. Look..." Lowering her blade, the ursine thug pointed at the humongous creature crushing its way through the forest.

"What in the actual fuck...! What did you do, Ravio!?" Grond tried, but before anyone got a chance to react, the gigantic monstrous wurm rammed itself into the ruined temple and caused the stone to falter beneath its force. Stealing the split second granted by the beast, Ravio managed to slip out of the iron grip he had found himself in. The cat's new found luck, or perhaps the second of his nine lives shone brightly once the grunt who held his sword was shaken off of his feet, dropping Ravio's scimitar. Before the blade could reach the crumbling foundations below, Ravio dove after his blade and caught it midair moments before his paws took hold of a piece of falling rock and launched him to a more stable location. "Ravio!"

"I am so sorry, Grond! This totally wasn't my plan!" With a bright grin stretching across the cat's lips, he gracefully leaped down from the shattered temple as soon as opportunity gave way. Landing on the massive wurm, the cat's claws held him onto the monster's thick scales as well as they good though this beast was well aware of the feline. Continuing through the now leveled temple building, the wurm moved through the sea of trees, viciously shaking its head to force Ravio down. "This is so amaz-...!" However, no one said that luck tended to remain for very long. Indeed, the wurm's entrance had saved the feline's life but its intentions resided far from the fact. With one final attempt, the humongous wurm managed to shake the feline off and sent him flying into a tree. The impact did more than a little to damage his frame, but running on pure adrenaline would allow him a moment's strength.

Ravio fell down the trunk, hitting several branches before finally reaching the bottom. Coughing heavily from the unfortunate outcome, the cat tried to ascend to his paws though only managed to fall to his knees as a result. Yet again, luck would spit him in the face with a large hand grabbing hold of his throat, pressing the cat up against the tree. It was Grond, well and alive. Well, alive, at least. With blood leaking from several wounds tearing their way through his fur, the bear had indeed seen better days. The debris had managed to steal his breath and much of his health on his way to the grassy ground. "You fucking lunatic..."

"Shit...C'mon Grond, here...!? Really!?" Fnding himself in the grip of an ursine a second time, the cat tried to desperately point at the massive, hulking wurm which now turned its attention to the two remaining people. Opening its tremendous maw, the wurm's loud roar shook earth and trees alike, enough to catch Grond's attention.

"How the fuck did you piss that thing off!?"

"We just didn't get along, okay!?"

"What the hell, Ravio!?"

"Stop screaming!"

"You stop screaming!"

"Shut up and run!" Kicking the ursine square in the chest was enough to loosen the grip and allowed for the cat to escape, immediately launching him in the opposite direction.

"Come back you filth!" Heaving his heavy legs after the much more graceful cat, Grond managed to keep up quite well due to his massive strength, however the incoming wurm was no slow mover itself.

"Grond...!" Ravio shot back, heavy breathing leaving his lungs. "Ya' know I love ya', buddy! But I ain't gonna' end up as worm food for ya'!" Moving like a graceful wind past the endless sea of trees, Ravio could only run for so long until he reached a fissure in the ground. Indeed, this was the location called home by the very wurm chasing them. "Come the fuck on...!"

"Nowhere to run now, Ravio!" Stopping in front of the fissure alongside the cat, Grond spun around to see the wurm closing in on them.

"Yeah, 'cause that thing won't kill you or anythin'!" Reaching behind his shoulder, Ravio released his scimitar from place and clenched his teeth. There was no way in hell he could fight this thing alone and with Grond the chances accelerated all the way from impossible to improbable. Even so, Grond unclipped the large axe hanging from his belt and held onto the weapon with both hands.

"I swear to the fucking divines, Ravio. If we get out of this alive, I'll kill you!"

"One thin' a time, big boy!" Twirling the blade around his hand, the feline prepared for a fight that appeared absolutely futile. The best he could hope for was to let it get the big guy and use whatever opportunity he could get his hands on to run for it.
I'll get the first IC post up soon.
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