Okuu simply stood where she was, attempting to come to terms with all the explosions and people and situations and everything that was happening at once. There were very few living people in Hell to interact with, and in an average day, she'd never have more than maybe three around her. There was Rin, her friend that always visited, Mistress Satori, who also came by every once in a while, and another one maybe. Okuu forgot, but it felt like there might have been another one.
Okuu snapped back to life when Cirno pointed out the flying grannies. Despite the fact that the castle was being bombarded by laser beams, Okuu laughed and clapped when the grannies finished their act.
"That was really good, grannies! I love manzai! I was in a tournament a couple of times, I think. It was fun."
Okuu turned back to the hero of justice and reached out to him with her control rod.
"I don't see why you don't just fly, mister hero," said Okuu, "but I can help you up. Are you going to do manzai too? Is it another tournament?"
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Okuu nodded as Cirno wandered over to the side of the structure to find answers. While she shouted at what was probably the pirate, Okuu wandered over near the opening that was made in the castle She had heard someone shouting around there. As Okuu looked out the opening, she saw the hero of justice hanging on to the side of the building with his sword. Okuu smiled sweetly and waved at him.
"Hey, it's mister hero of justice! Did you beat the wizard pig yet?"
Then, Okuu noticed something. Something disturbing. As she looked down, she saw the magma going up the castle and engulfing the structure.
"Oh, no!" she cried, "Cirno! The ground is going up! It's eating the sky! Soon only magma will remain, and that means no more food! What will I eat!?"
Okuu watched as the clown slid off of Cirno's ramp and disappeared into the shiny. Truly, clowns were mysterious things wrapped in mystery. Various things were happening all at once, and it made Okuu's brain hurt to think about all of it. It was a lot easier to just say 'it feels too cold today' and burn a bunch of corpses. She wanted to go back to that, except maybe Cirno could visit her some time and she would have another friend.
"Wow, it is a little hotter," said Okuu, who still barely even registered that the castle was falling, "But I didn't do anything. If I did, it would be hotter than this."
The Hell Raven stood there for a couple more seconds, contemplating her situation.
"Hey... does the ground feel a little weird to you?" Okuu asked her flying friend. Something fishy was going on here, and Utsuho Reiuji was going to get to the bottom of it. Perhaps a bit more literally than she thought.
As Okuu observed the clown's gestures, she could only conclude that he wanted them to do something with the shiny on the ground. It was very shiny, and tempted Okuu to go up to it and...
And then Cirno blurted out that he wanted a ramp. Of course, it was so obvious now! What was Okuu even thinking before? The bird barely even registered that the entire castle was descending into the depths as she clapped in awe of the awesome ramp that Cirno made.
"Wow, Cirno! I bet you could make some really sweet jumps off that ramp! Is this good, mister clown? Is this a good enough ramp for the sweet jumps you want to make? And why is there a shiny on the ground? Do you want to make sweet jumps into the shiny?"
Okuu watched as the clown gestured to the two. Her eyes narrowed, and she took in the information as fast as she could. He was trying to communicate something, Okuu was sure of it. He... he _wanted_ something.
"Cirno, I think mister clown wants, wait, what? Where's the pig?"
Okuu looked around urgently, not having really noticed the tremors until this moment, until she caught the fairly obvious battle in her eyes.
"Cirno, there's a man fighting a pig!" cried Okuu, obviously fascinated, "Mister clown, a man fighting a pig! You have to see this!"
Okuu's eyes widened in shock, and she smacked herself on the forehead. She accidentally used her control rod, however, and bruised her face a little in the process.
"Of course! You're so smart, Cirno. I had forgotten all about ice cream. To think, I was just about to melt this entire landscape into smoldering slag until it became as hot as Hell without looking for sweets first. I wonder if ice cream is as good as this shaved ice? I'm really excited to try it."
Okuu smiled good-naturedly at the small fairy. It was a lucky thing that she was here together with a smarty-pants like Cirno, or else she wouldn't have gotten to try any ice cream. Everyone was always telling her not to think too much. Maybe it was because she would melt all the ice cream? Well, luckily she had Cirno to listen to until she got back home. Okuu usually didn't do naughty things when she had someone to listen to.
Then a clown approached them and waved and honked his horn. Despite the fact that this wasn't a joke, Okuu clapped and laughed simple-mindedly.
"Hey, it's a clown! Honk the horn again! I like the funny sounds."
Okuu tilted her head in thought as deep as her tiny bird brain could muster, harnessing all of her mental power in recalling her own dreams and as such not paying attention to portals, life-or-death battles, or gigantic muscly men diving out of towers and into craters made by space pods.
"Hmmm... now that you mention it, I don't think I've had dreams like this one either," stated Okuu, "Usually, I dream about work. And then I wake up and do work. You know, regulating the temperature of Hell and stuff. But one time I dreamed that I was the mistress, and mistress Satori had cat ears and Orin had wings and they were both my pets. Except I had the same job I always do and went to work like always. Another time, I dreamed that no one stopped me when I tried to take over the surface and was the ruler of Gensokyo. But I also had the same job as always and I had to work twice as hard regulating temperatures for two different places."
Okuu paused for a few seconds.
"Maybe I have to work on making it a lot hotter here and we can get out of the dream. This place looks a little like Hell, but it's not nearly hot enough. What do you think, Cirno? Should I make it hotter?"
Okuu began eating the icy watermelon treat, and her eyes lit up with excitement. The Hell Raven had never tasted something so cold and sweet before, and it was a somewhat refreshing alternative to always eating meat fried in hellfire. She really liked hot food, of course, but it occurred to her that something like this wouldn't be bad every once in a while. She doubted it would survive the trip from the surface, though.
Okuu looked down at Cirno, who was probably deep in thought and stimulating brain activity with her finger. Truly, the fairy was a genius. Okuu, not wanting to be left behind, also attempted a brain massage by sticking her finger up her nose. If someone as smart and strong as Cirno thought that Okuu was clever, even if everyone else thought that she was kind of dumb, it must have been true. She couldn't let Cirno down here!
"Well," said Okuu, deep in thought, "I think I've been in a situation like this before. Yes, I'm pretty sure... that we must be dreaming."
Okuu nodded. That must have been it. The Raven really _was_ clever, just like Cirno said.
Okuu, having finished destroying the source of the warlock's evil power, smiled proudly to herself. She had figured out the puzzle alone! Maybe she wasn't as stupid as she knew she was. Okuu began making her way over to Cirno, avoiding all the dark energy because she had been near the organ the whole time, while glaring at Ganondorf.
"You fool," she cried, "Your power source has been destroyed! You can't even do that dark energy thing any more, so stop it. That doesn't even make sense."
She nodded at Ajax, who looked like he was doing a headlock but there was no one there. He was probably posing, as muscly men were wont to do. Also a clown suddenly appeared on the other side of the room, but she had no time for clowns. She needed to talk to Cirno about something. She took a seat near the ice fairy, and looked at her with a seriousness that was rarely found on her face.
"Are you gonna share that?"
Okuu had never had the shaved ice, because it didn't last in Hell, but it looked kinda yummy and she was really hungry.
Okuu watched as everyone attempted to make their way into this castle to beat the bad guy. Beating evil wizards was starting to sound super fun, and everyone else seemed to enjoy it, so Okuu thought that she might help too. She didn't really know what else to do, after all, but she hoped she could somehow be back home in time for fresh corpses.
"I'm coming too," she cried after the rocketpirate and the strong man took off. Rushing past Cirno, she said, "We're adventurers now I think and we're gonna beat the evil wizard who stole everyone's cakes and get the ancient treasure back so that the elders can restore balance to the world!"
Okuu really had no idea what was going on, but all that stuff that she said sounded right so it probably happened.
She made it inside just after the muscle man, the dark energies barely missing her, in time to watch the hero of justice swing at the most obviously evil person she had ever seen. Okuu knew that stuff like cutting armor didn't work on dark lords like that. You needed to find...
"That's it!" cried Okuu, spotting the organ, "The source of his power!"
She then attempted to smash the everloving music out of the evil organ with her gigantic metal rod and prodigious strength.
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