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The Empires of Terra

Emperor Iltar shook his head and rose, "I will not have Theolagean farms, which withstood the tests of time since before before I was born, be raided by those inhuman barbarians we call orcs!", (note, Iltar has a Scottish-English accent, if you wanna use one.) a row of guards lined on each side of the hall cheered and thrusted their spears to ceiling, one shouted "hiedefai o eth gantza!" (Death to the inhuman) while the others responded with "Hadafe!" (So it shall be).

To the right of the throne was the imperial advisor, to the left would be the general but he had matters to attend to elsewhere. "Sire, I might suggest sending an envoy to the orcs of Ocrad, though, I doubt they understand diplomacy as well as they understand how to fight." He jokes, Iltar grins and places his crown on the imperial throne as it should be.
"Hmm, very well, send someone of your choosing to speak with the orcs, I leave the matter in your hands old friend.", Iltar placed a hand on his shoulder, Iltar and the advisor, yktrisen, were friends from long ago, though now yktrisen was too old for any more adventures.
"I shall, sire. Oh and by the way, I think I'll find myself a nice homestead after this, maybe I'll live with the holy daughters in the southern mountains.", he stood as well, his drapes touched the floor but didn't trip him up in the slightest, Iltar still gave him a worrying look.
"I can arrange that, avakar, hiedelorn." (Live long, die hard.)

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"Astreiden, where are you?!" Yktrisen called, a lean boy appeared from behind a rough kitchen wall, he was carrying a bowl of salad in one hand and reading a small parchment in the other.
"Yes attasivan." (Grandfather), "I was just reading a note from Karra in reis'n'wor, she says the slaves there are weak and can't work properly, must be annoying.", Yktrisen pulled the note from his hand and threw it in the letter basket behind him.
"Listen kitta (son, doesn't matter if it's a grandson), you said you wanted to become the next cheif adviser of the emperor, now you have a chance.", Astreiden turned wide eyed.
"I'll take it, no matter what it is, I'll do it."
"Hmph, good, I've seen your grades in demihuman studies, you'll do fine. I will have some guards waiting for you tommorow morning, as well as an interpreter, your grades were good, but not that good."

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A week later

Astreiden and his small force of ten arrive at an orcish outpost, just at the edge of the border.
"Look at them, ugh, their green-grey skin, disgusting." One guard says.
"Don't mock them, they might have an interpreter as well and decide to kill us.", the group pulls to a stop just before the gates and the interpreter says:
"You, orcs, we seek council with your leader concerning diplomacy!", the group awaits an answer.

The Empires of Terra

How should I begin in the IC

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Character CS

Name: Iltar Bassovar.

Title: Emperor Iltar the Iron-Boar.

Species: Human.

Age: 36 when he became immortal (has the body of a 36 year old man), 70 now.

Gender: Male.

Orientation: straight, being gay is punishable by castration.

Appearance: https://brianleblancart.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/days-of-high-adventuretest.jpg

Personality: gruff, strong willed, very patriotic, his voice sounds as if he had eaten rocks, he does not take kindly to jokes, insults and threats directed at him, he doesn't like non humans.

Short History: he was born into a poor family but after gaining the trust of the second emperor, Jeonhad, he became his protector and soon vassal. he made many names for himself including the iron boar, a boar of colossal size, which once destroyed half of the capital city of Alard. With only a shield (behind his head) he brought down the beast... but at the cost of his mortality, this was a curse rather than a blessing, his true age grew on the shield, the Amelin in human tongue, it would weaken and rust each year but never shatter.
In 131 post united (current year is P.U. 149) Iltar lead an army against the heretical empress Orhen, but he being her adoptive uncle made him pity her, he exiled her to the orcish lands of Ocrad. When the people heard this they rejoiced and elected him rightful emperor of western Terra.

Other: is immortal, can only be killed if shield is destroyed, he cannot destroy the shield himself.

Here's a tip: eat a banana, you'll feel better.

Great, a bunch of non believers, soon... you shall see.
The mighty power of the banana will rise again:3 🍌

Here's a tip: eat a banana, you'll feel better.

I'm serious, eat a banana, it happened to me... one night I decided to go into the kitchen and swallow a whole grape, I know, I know, I'm amazing (but not as amazing as you{I need a girlfriend}.), then I choked.
"No! It cannot end like this!" I thought, then, I slipped on my dog and a banana fell on my stomach, it was surprisingly hard (cough cough), so hard that the grape flew out of my mouth and hit the dog on the head, it waddled over to the cats' basket and fell on the cat. After a few minutes of realisation I felt a bruise on my head, I hit the edge of the table without knowing, so I peeled the banana and ate it for some reason. All the pain I felt went away just like that (snaps finger{damn it broke, better go eat a banana})

This was my, uh, introduce yourself thing, this literally happened like an hour ago. 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌👍👍👍👍👍👍💪💪💪💪💪💪👏👏👏👏👏👏🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉

The Empires of Terra

Done, think of it as the English in the Hundred Years' War, except they had slaves and killed everyone.

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Formal Name: The Great Empire of Theolagius (note that the name has a straight connection To theologians meaning they study god.)

Informal Name: The Empire of Theo, Theo, The Plains (see north west on map.), Great Theolagius, The Land of (Dis)Honour, the land of slaves.

Government System: hierarchy/monarchy.

Species: mostly humans, they alienate, enslave and kill other species.

Population: humans: around 4,000,000, enslaved species (any): around 2,000,000 (60% of them make up the army.)

Nation Advantages: Strong siege weapons and many soldiers (slaves as well{bound by magic}), a strong first son/arch Mage, holding one of the future wonders of the world (some sort of floating magic library), has a vast navy, the northland is prosperous with farms as far as the eye can see, are very religious.

Nation Weaknesses: is a very self centred nation, their army is weak against archers and magic, few Theolagians disagree with the actions of enslavement and are then believed heretics and executed, other humans who are against them are dubbed heretics and killed, the Southland is more mountainous and less populated meaning no crops and barely any population (meaning an easy area to attack) are not thought very of kindly by other nations and therefor have few allies.

Culture: The Theolagians believe in the high father, an almighty god above others, this is important to the history and system of the nation. The Theolagians are basically the British except more dastardly. The hierarchy system is built as such:
First son, pope
Second sons, high priests and war priests (these guys are expert fighters and very religious, don't get on their bad side.) the emperor is an honorary second son though not trained in expert fighting.
Third sons and daughters, lords and lady's, lower priests and nuns.
Fourth sons and daughters, the wealthy and the commoners.
Fifth sons and daughters, poor, usually those in poverty.
Slaves and beasts are in the last tier, heretics as well.

Anyone who is human and is with other races who are not their slaves will be killed, that meaning other nations with a multiracial population.

Brief History: years after the uniting of the clans of Theolagius, the first emperor and son of the man who united Theolagius, Khalathad the righteous, brought the religion of the high father into their lives which, by unknown means, mass converted the population. The gospel of the high father brought about the thought of humans being the one true race in the lands of terra, shortly after the rise of Theolagius the righteous king Khalathad lead the conquest of eastern terra, enslaving those inhuman beings and gaining some allies with likeminded nations (which soon became one with the empire). After the sudden assassination of Khalathad the righteous, his son, Jeonhad the avenger, murdered many slaves and took the final stretch of land to the south of Theolagius, he too was assassinated. Years go by and his daughter, Orhen the kind, rises into power, she was one who stayed true to the teachings of the gospel... but in a peaceful way. Orhen the kind believed the inhuman and human to be the same, less inhuman and more "demi-human", she thought the Demihumans were more servants than slaves and treated them as such. After three years of rule, she was overthrown as empress and exiled as a heretic, WITH her son. The leader of the coup was the lord of the state of Bassovar, the second in size and most righteous, with the aid of the church the lord Iltar claimed throne and became emperor of eastern terra (he is basically hitler this time)... the ex-empress has not been heard from in eighteen years, but her son, Eilhad the seeker, has made a name for himself in the company of bounty hunters.

(This is roughly 130 years of history since after the conversion to the high father, I will see what I can do with Eilhad and Iltar on a later date.)

The Empires of Terra

Yo, yo! I'm that guy gruff gruff was talking about! You know, the guy who'd be the evil overlord in the western part of the continent. No? Well, talk to your second in command, the owner of the western nation, it took a while to register for this site (it kept on saying registration was removed), ANYWAY, if it's alright with you I'll be joining now. :)
(Gruff gruff meaning thatonenewguy)