Shorticus

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

You know what I hate? That one Animal Crossing game. Actually, I hate all of them. Especially their attempt at Mario Party.

I hate Animal Crossing

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted. However, people selectively breeding based on nose sizes, and before long you're stuck in an internment camp due to having a big nose because someone managed to catch you with a question to which there is no truthful answer.

I wish for good luck!

If I Woke Up Beside of You ~Game~

EVIL HAS ENTERED THE HOBBIT HOLE

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted. Unfortunately, you're still at school when it happens, so, uh... Well, that worked out well, right? I mean, you're not at school so much as you're in several different places at once (and also the afterlife).

I wish the genie finally understood and practiced goodness and kindness.

what would you do if

An infinitely large, sprawling McDonald's playplace?

Dude. I'd rock the shit out of that place. It'd be like an amusement park with no other riders, where everything's free, except it's got no dumb scary rides and comes loaded with BIG BALLS OF BOUNCE HOLY FUCK THIS PLACE IS AWESOME!

Dude. Dude. You can't tell me that you've never, ever, as an adult, wanted to run into the kiddy area of a McDonald's, shove the little four year olds to the side, and scream "WITNESS MEEEEE" at the top of your lungs before leaping into a pile of balls.

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

Oui, mademoiselle!

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

sexualize sandwiches

As an American, I have a VERY... VERY high regard for my sandwich. Mm. French bread... French bread, you can hold my salami and cheese ANY DAY.

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

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Out of curiosity, what would make you expect such a high quality meal?

@Mardox

There was a time when I was a young boy and thought that this place called "Shogun's" would surely have food of unsurpassed quality because it was Japanese food, supposedly...

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

Here's my addition to the conversation on Chinese buffets: if I think the food quality at least matches the price, I'm not upset.

If I pay seven bucks for a buffet meal for myself and I get a nice, big plate of food to chow down on and it's of middling quality... You know, that's probably fitting for a seven buck meal. If I were to have paid ten or twelve dollars, I'd be upset, and I'd expect the meal to be of higher quality. Etc. But I don't go to McDonald's expecting a 5 star restaurant, and I certainly don't expect a seven dollar buffet to taste like a meal Genghis Khan would stop conquering the world for.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted! But the trouble is that conversation takes place while you're on an airplane that's about to crash. Sayonara!

I wish I were able to stop this plane from crashing with my mad piloting skills because those passengers have important conversations to finish.