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    1. SimplyJohn 11 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current When the world gets you down, and you think no one cares, try to picture something soft and cuddly.And then imagine it being run over by a forklift truck.
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11 yrs ago
#We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of OZ... Sing along now!
11 yrs ago
And remember, Respect is everything!
11 yrs ago
"There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes." - Fourth Doctor, 'Robot, Part Four
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11 yrs ago
I think I just pushed the wrong button on my iPad and nuked France. Hope no-one noticed.
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A player of games and a liver of lives, sometimes with onions and gravy.

Most Recent Posts

@Adorabadass Spoiler alert.

Wrong alert. If you check page three of the Company Practices and Procedures Manual you'll find that whenever Fred does something stupid or Paxton does something violent we use the 'Popcorn Alert'.

The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
Try ordering a drink. Hilda's always ready to take people's money, although whether that means she'll actually serve you a drink or not is anyone's guess.
@TheUnknowable Maybe this helps?

Wait a sec, those tuna mayo sandwiches Hundred made for the gang on the shuttle ride over... were they..?
@Adorabadass Wondering how to get down.

You're kidding right? If Etta's with them the place probably has a fully functioning elevator system, if not a teleporter!

@Dragonite777@Skythikon

Just waiting to get Birdseed back and we should be good to roll out. :)
@Genni "Where'd you leave your car?"

"It's parked over behind that building," Patch replied, waving his hand in the general direction of the neighbouring warehouse before quickly returning his attention to Owl.

The blood flow had slowed considerably since he'd applied the gel, but her face was still ashen. He hoped that didn't mean he'd been too late and the slowing blood loss was a sign that there wasn't enough blood left for her to lose. In the confusion of their getaway he hadn't even noticed when the girl had been wounded and could only guess how long she may have been bleeding before he'd started to treat her.
@Adorabadass If that happens I will be so happy.

If Etta gets crippled? You evil, evil person.

*walks in reads over the last few pages and hoses everyone down with cheap champagne*

Chill out guys, it's only a game show!

God it'd be so badass if Henrietta made a fucking golem.

For people who can remember that far back, @Genni got her idea to switch to Henrietta after reading this post. Not that I want to drop spoilers in any way.
@HHShetland ...if you ever intend to rehire for/reboot this RP, I'm game.

At this point I'm likely to be rebooting the adventure some time next week. I'll give you a holler once the thread goes up. :)

@Bonjour xx Nah, Sevyn just broke out some naughty space grass and the team are all lying on the floor giggling about unicorns and wondering where they can find monster munch crisps :)

Do I actually want to know what the unicorn may be doing with its horn to make Hundred laugh hysterically like that..?
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