The Irish Tree said
OH, FORGIVE ME, THE RESEMBLANCE IS JUST SO UNCANNILY SIMILAR OF COURSE!HOWS IT FEEL FUCKER? NOW BEND OVER. TARKUS IS GONNA MASH THAT DINNER!
EXCUSE ME.
Orion is man-bear. If we're going with stereotypes, it's Tarkus who gets taken to pound town. Who gets his own gun hammered by a large bear with an adorably flappy tail.
ERode said
Everyone's part of Alistair's harem now. You have already breathed the same air as the male harem protag. Submit to your fate.Good, Rawr. Go Soraka and feed mah Sivir delicious MP.
Ah, shit.
Ain't sayin' Pascale is gonna overthrow uber shonen male protag, but I ain't sayin' she won't. *Cough*
EDIT: Top Lane Fiora, slut nuggets. 'Cause that's totes Pascale.