The Irish Tree said
Well then, since Tarkus already has a girlfriend and Orion is a big angry bear (I KNOW HE'S BASED ON TEDDY ROOSEVELT, DON'T TRY FOOLING ANYBODY PANDA BANCHO!), wanna call a truce and instead blame Smith for making the shipping a thing? Tarkus could always just mimic Pascale's voice and blare "My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard" over the PA. Except he can do it on a timer. The perks of convenient Mechanic backstory.
"You can look, just don't touch."
She'd only castrate them if they touched and didn't pay. If they paid, she'd take their money and then castrate them.
And I can't help it. Orion is too cuddly for me not to ship with someone.
By the end of this week, Orion will become quite the popular manwhore. Huehuehue. >:3 He will be shipped with all of the mens and womens of our RWBY world.
Orion/Isaac
Such love-hate relationship. Much angry sex. Many hawt.
It would be all the rage in Japan. With Isaac being such a tsundere and Orion being the typical complying waifu who finds great pleasure in making Isaac his bitch in bed. >:D
