Smut Police

It's been over two weeks.

Now I've been asked kindly by the establishment, not to go pokin' my nose around in threads, publically humiliatin' them for their smut. I've also been asked not to post in threads I don't intend on joinin' sadly. I've been tryin' to think of a way to figure out the best way to route these self-diddlers, but I'm... Well I'm just stumped. I reckon together we could come up with a good idea, I may just start one of those tumbler drink blog-type things, and post my findin's there.

What do you boys (and gals!) think would be the best way to route the smut?

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Now, we've had a bit of a pickle here but I'd like to think we all learned something today.

So. I just need to know

It's where I'm keepin my Smut lists.

When the time comes for those canoodlin' little scamps to be brought to justice.

I'll be ready.

State your crushes for each other here.

Well. if we're statin' crushes I have a bit of a confession.

I think that Doivid feller is pretty keen.

What's your favorite goldfish flavor

I've got a soft spot for the cheddar kind.

I think we need all of these smilies

All of them http://forums.somethingawful.com/misc.php?action=showsmilies

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Cordi said
....I seriously read through most of this thread. Spam, I've missed you guys even though I'm an old lady now.

*Pats on the head*

Well shucks darlin' we missed you too.

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I'll apologize to the little missus.

I will say there are some powerfully scary things in the 1x1 section. Powerfully scary.

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Silver Fox said
But Sheriff she was just asking for a Game of thrones rp. Nothing said it had to be sexual

Apologies, I only gave her a warning that Game of Thrones can be mighty mature! I didn' put her on the lis' or nothin crazy.

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Lala Kitty said
blasting people for no reason is stupid & too childish for me to endure,this "kind gentleman" was nice enough to go on several people's threads, basically grasping at straws to make people feel uncomfortable.if you don't like romance 1x1s, that's your own business, but don't go around acting like it's okay to belittle & make a burn post .that is cyber bullying & defamation of character.

Now listen here lil missy, you can have your wolf pack rape fantasies all yuh want, I was jus' tryin' to remin yu that there were rules on these here forums.