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The Armies of Spam: A Medieval Fantasy Spamfic [Interest Check]

Foxxie said
Yes ma'am. I had a place for Aza and I'm not sure if your paths will cross right away... but you and Doivid can definitely be a unit.I'm going to outline this first chapter tonight and work on it over this upcoming weekend. It will be taking a back seat to these two essays I should be working on, but I intend to make a slot for it in my schedule.I also need to research naval battles because I intended for them to be important... then remembered that I know nothing about them. This will be a learning experience.

I'm expecting a beautiful haiku.

got a pound of beef jerky next to me

Thick, jerked meat is my favorite

The Armies of Spam: A Medieval Fantasy Spamfic [Interest Check]

Name: Mr. Floyd

Affiliation: None
Special Trait: No one can notice this character aside from the author and readers, making this character untouchable by the other characters. On the same token, this character does not have the ability to do anything of significance that would not be considered neutral.

Names of Towns: Names Town, Town of Names, and the Town of Many Names

Prose/Verse: Every new posts starts with an inspirational haiku regarding Taco Bell. Every mid section of a post requires a ballad of the letter "E." Every conclusion of a post requires a soliloquy focusing on the hardships the white male American faces because of reverse racism. And every post must include a poll that gives players absolute control over what a random character will eat in your post. Before those polls can be conducted, another poll will be done to determine this character. You must request character submissions by your readers.

we have nine planets again!!

Jster said
There is no reason to reinstate it. That would be stupid. It's time to put this topic to bed. No one cares anymore, it wasn't even anyone's favorite planet when it was actually a planet.

You have brought dishonor upon your family.

WOOT WOOT IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN

Paladin Foster

Foxxie said
He lost his virginity before I did, so I assume he's got a real life and is now successfully enjoying the college experience and the prospect of having a real life. Nothing more we can hope for the guy.

my life must suck; someone suck away all my virginity

Want Me To Make Spam A Video Game?

It's always proposed and never fulfilled

Auto-Correct Is A Curse

Objection!

Auto-Correct Is A Curse

I Will Not Argue In Off-Topic anymore. The reason being, is that I usually end up saying things I'm not typing out.

Auto-Correct Is A Curse

I Will Not Argue In Off-Topic anymore. The reason being, is that I usually end up saying things I'm not typing out.