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    1. Sombrero 11 yrs ago

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10 yrs ago
Dammit, smell! Why do you always lie about the taste of things!? Bread is never as good as you say it is! And vanilla extract tastes like petrified ass! PETRIFIED ASS!
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10 yrs ago
Using a phone on RPG. PROS: You can zoom in! CONS: fucking everything else!
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10 yrs ago
Glorious Math Teacher: "You know protractors, right? The rules we have for protractors are simple: Freshmen use these, don't put them in your mouth."
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11 yrs ago
Punching out Nazis and wrestling a yeti, sitting at home with some festive Spaghetti, rigging my boots up with high-power springs... These are a few of my favorite things!
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11 yrs ago
Still trying to figure out whether the Crusades qualify as actual wars, or a steaming hot mess of clusterfarkery best accompanied by the Benny Hill theme...
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I'm here, and I'm stuck in the middle with you.

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I looked up "1973 Ford Torino explosion" and "What kind of dad was Vlad the Impaler"?


Actually Governing: Bores Mau to death.

Sad Stalin: Defeats himself!
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Earlier this week, actually.
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Correct!
I didn't check, I just saw this on the list of recent posts. You seriously can't tell who I am, though!? That's mucho dissappointifying!
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The only one who I know this could be is Royal_Ghost...


Royal_Ghost!? You dishonor me, Claw! RG is a mere punter in the face of my glorious post heap!
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