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    1. Sombrero 11 yrs ago

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10 yrs ago
Dammit, smell! Why do you always lie about the taste of things!? Bread is never as good as you say it is! And vanilla extract tastes like petrified ass! PETRIFIED ASS!
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10 yrs ago
Using a phone on RPG. PROS: You can zoom in! CONS: fucking everything else!
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10 yrs ago
Glorious Math Teacher: "You know protractors, right? The rules we have for protractors are simple: Freshmen use these, don't put them in your mouth."
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11 yrs ago
Punching out Nazis and wrestling a yeti, sitting at home with some festive Spaghetti, rigging my boots up with high-power springs... These are a few of my favorite things!
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11 yrs ago
Still trying to figure out whether the Crusades qualify as actual wars, or a steaming hot mess of clusterfarkery best accompanied by the Benny Hill theme...
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I'm here, and I'm stuck in the middle with you.

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Ach, I hate being stress-puddled. It sucks.
I could have the badger start up a poker game, if any characters are of the gambling persuasion?
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Seriously. Is this really such a big deal? Write how you want to write and get over the length.


It's no biggie, It's just my first Advanced roleplay and consistently bangin' out paragraphs isn't something I'm used to... It seems to get way easier when you actually start doing it, though.
Starting to feel a little insecure about the length of my opening post, among other things I'm afraid I've spent a little too long in the worlds of Hemmingway, and I've noticed a significant drop in my paragraph count ever since... I'll purple up what I can.
It's gross to look at, really.
@idlehands

My laptop's having a bit of a bout with this site's formatting code, all I can see is a white background with the basest HTML functions and courier font on everything, and this box on the bottom for posting. Of course, the text isn't all in boxes anymore either, so I kind of have to gauge what is a forum post and what isn't based on context clues and my scroll bar's proximity to the middle.
I'll be able to post tomorrow... Maybe... Whenever the sites formatting rights itself and I can navigate the site without confusion and anguish.
@CandiBarr Dang son, that cat is one tough mudder.
@PhoenixWhite

Plot twist: The Saloon has a temple underground devoted to worshipping Satan with the priest/saloon owner heading that too.


There are 6 characters so far. The Priest/saloon owner has two identities. 6/2 is 3. There are 3 sides on the illuminati triangle.
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