Interesting first day. I'm having a lot of fun with this.
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TL;DR: Illegal porn was brought on the ship, servers overloaded, Highly advanced alien ripped broken overheated parts out, commander needed new ones, scum enters room and starts shit. Doctor reads a book, scum makes mistakes, warock slams his weak ass into a wall, he leaves to get duct tape, servers still down captain still not found and somewhere someone is masturbating to some gross alien porn.
10/10 would read again.
Vas shrugged and complied, just happy to get out of there and do something else. The walk to the cafeteria was short, giving him enough time to process how f**ked things were. He knew he had ultimately made an ass of himself, though it honestly didn't faze him. Maybe he should of taken those Human Interaction courses back on Chernohaz.
Inside the cafeteria things were relatively quiet. Dr. Cason sat by himself, a little rustled for some reason. Other then that very few people were around. He actually wondered where Kal had gone off too. For a human 'super-soldier' the girl definitely had spunk.
Vas found the replicator and ordered a bowl of Glower Soup, a simple homeworld concoction that most Warock families served as supper. It was relatively tasteless and high in rich vitamins, but Vas always took a liking to it. The soup glowed dimly from artificial ingredients instead of the organic Glower Slugs that many farmed out in the southern coasts. Vas found a seat off to himself and began to eat, happy to have a moments piece.
Inside the cafeteria things were relatively quiet. Dr. Cason sat by himself, a little rustled for some reason. Other then that very few people were around. He actually wondered where Kal had gone off too. For a human 'super-soldier' the girl definitely had spunk.
Vas found the replicator and ordered a bowl of Glower Soup, a simple homeworld concoction that most Warock families served as supper. It was relatively tasteless and high in rich vitamins, but Vas always took a liking to it. The soup glowed dimly from artificial ingredients instead of the organic Glower Slugs that many farmed out in the southern coasts. Vas found a seat off to himself and began to eat, happy to have a moments piece.
Hey I'm trying to defuse things here. If he wants to fight a rock alien, then he'll find out what it is like to fight a rock alien!
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Honestly maybe.
If you really want to, just set me up and Vas will deliver.
You're made of rocks dude
Would you prefer getting the shit kicked out of you?
there go the jimmies. so rustled. rustled enough that mag is about to call in reinforcements ie a WRENCH TO THE HEAD
Hey, those things are sharp!
Vas dropped Mallory like a bag of sticks and rubbed the back of his head. Had he overly reacted? He was pretty sure that he was ready to beat that human's face into the wall to the point of the shattered remains of Mallory's skull would be perminately lodged into the metal. The alien huffed and puffed, calming himself down and no longer producing smoke.
"Sorry," Vas replied in a half-assed apology. "I'm used to fighting being like drinking hard booze in the morning. It's 0900 somewhere."
"Sorry," Vas replied in a half-assed apology. "I'm used to fighting being like drinking hard booze in the morning. It's 0900 somewhere."
Jimmies have been irreversibly rustled!
Vas grabbed Mallory by the shirt and pinned him against the wall, making sure to forcefully slam him. Steam could be seen seeping through every rocky pour on his face and neck, just as hot as the now irrelevant boards.
"Call me a savage one more time kid," Vas snarled right in the human's face. "I dare you too you little shit! Call me a savage one more time and I paint this entire place with your slimy guts."
"Call me a savage one more time kid," Vas snarled right in the human's face. "I dare you too you little shit! Call me a savage one more time and I paint this entire place with your slimy guts."
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