supertinyking

HCL 2: Twisted tinkers' triumph

Tyki said
"you come to my home, deliver my mail, and then threatened me with laws that don't concern me due to the fact that i'm not an imperial citizen... do you really think continuing along this line of speech is a good idea?" the man replies in an even tone before saying "delta, there's an annoying soldier saying something about your nude pictures of solaire arriving". the man then reseals the letter as if it was never opened

"It's a letter from the emperor." The man yells, as loud as his lungs will allow. This leads to delta rushing out, and grabbing the letter, tearing it open and reading it. As she reads, her face grows more and more sad.
"....Well.......shit....." She says, looking a good deal sad.
"Your trainer is an asshole who owes a 30 pound fine....which is now 300, due to threatening a military member." The man growls. Delta facepalms, now her face growing red.
"I'll pay for it..." She grumbles, and the mailman vanishes.

HCL 2: Twisted tinkers' triumph

Tyki said
"what rank are you" the man asks it as something of an order, interupting the soldier mid rant as if he gave no fucks about imperial law

"..........I'm just a mailman......." He says, now sweating a good deal. "I am part of the imperial postal service......however, it does not matter." He says, shaking his head as if to shake the fear off. "Murder is murder. I've done nothing to harm you, and you are breaking laws that go above your head. So, pay the fine." He growls.

HCL 2: Twisted tinkers' triumph

Tyki said
"just be happy you're alive and report back to your commander that the mail was delivered" he says evenly as he reads, adding in after thought "now get the fuck off my porch"

"Sir, I will not leave until you pay the fine. Also, killing me would get your ass thrown into an imperial jail for long enough you wouldn't remember what the sun felt like." He growls, growing a bit more bold. The letter is in some sort of text he cannot read, the markings looking like something close to greek letters.

HCL 2: Twisted tinkers' triumph

Tyki said
"do i look like i give a fuck?" the man says evenly before looking in the soldier's eyes and making him see the man lift his mask, revealing a maw of razor sharp teeth before devouring him face first as all his struggles come to naught, the illusion so vivid he can actually still feel the bites as the man shuts the door, having taken the letter while he was screaming in pain. the man opens the letter and reads it as he walks back to the kitchen, sipping at his coffee

When the soldier sees what happened, he shakes a bit, before yelling into the door "Sir, you are under arrest for tampering with imperial mail. Please either come with me, or pay a fine of 30 pounds." He says, still shaking.

HCL 2: Twisted tinkers' triumph

Tyki said
"just give the letter before you shit yourself" the man says evenly, smiling under his mask however it doesn't come out in his voice

"S-sir I am under orders." He says, growing a bit of spine. "If she is here, tell her to come to the door...this is an urgent situation." He says.

HCL 2: Twisted tinkers' triumph

Tyki said
the man opens the door, holding out a hand silently for the letter, his mask hiding his face

The Soldier salutes.
"Sorry sir, I am under orders to give it to her directly." He says, sorta sweating.

HCL 2: Twisted tinkers' triumph

Tyki said
"dafuq you need her for?" the man asks, changing his voice to like a rather large stereotypical black guy as he actually cracks a smile, enjoying fucking around the soldier's head

This makes the man jump back a bit, striking a sorta silly martial arts stance.
"Umm...I have a letter for her....." He says, sorta getting freaked out.

HCL 2: Twisted tinkers' triumph

Tyki said
"unless you come bearing hookers and blow get the fuck off my porch" the man says, his voice changed to similar to charlie sheen's giving the illusion of the super star being on vacation here

This sorta sends the man for a loop, his face showing a good deal of confusion. He pulls a slip of paper out of his pants pocket, and looks at it.
"Umm, I though some sort of trainer lived here, not some addict...." He grumbles, as he looks around, before yelling. "Sorry to bother you, but I am looking for General Delta-777, you have any idea where she is?" The man sorta yells.

HCL 2: Twisted tinkers' triumph

Tyki said
the man checks who it is on a screen hooked up to the cctv system, the camera not noticeable to anyone outside

It looks to be a tall man, in a military uniform. He keeps knocking, and checks a letter that is in his hand.

HCL 2: Twisted tinkers' triumph

Tyki said
he tosses her the beer as he grabs a ceramic wine bottle, sake cup, and vodka before adding some vodka to his coffee and taking a sip, his face calm under his mask despite how strong the vodka is

Delta downs the beer within the second she opens it.
"Ahh...." she says. wiping her mouth. Soon, a knocking can be heard on the mansion door.