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HCL 2: Twisted tinkers' triumph

kishin asura said
"....oh...." I say "....yeah I can see how that would happen."

The man roars with laughter.
"Now, then...please let me out...." he says with a rather pitiful tone.

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Tyki said
he suddenly finds the feeling of a blade being pressed to his neck yet the man appeared to be holding nothing but an odd bone about the size of a sword hilt as he asks in an eerily calm tone "and what exactly did you change the letter to say?". for some strange reason marco felt compelled to tell the truth, making lying impossible

"I told him what I thought!" He says, rather proudly. "I told him how blind he was, and how his bitch of a wife was keeping him from doing what needed done." He barks. This makes most of the other people in the bar look at him with a bit of anger. "He was weak, and I told him so. He listens to delta, so I hoped he would fucking take the advice." He adds.

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kishin asura said
I look at tsubaki. and then back at him. And then back at tsubaki. And then back at him. "I don't believe it." I say "especially since the chances of tsubaki flirting with you are extremely low."

"I was looking like you." He says, smirking.
"Yea, he got out and managed to copy your look...threw me for a hell of a loop." Tsubaki grumbles. Soon, a Tsubaki Android walks in.
"Me too." She says.

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Tyki said
"and." the man says, seeming to be able to tell that there was more to it as he steps off of the bar

"And the fact that I tweaked her letter a little. I mean, Delta is an alright lass, but I was hoping it would get it across to our "great emperor" that he needs to get off his lazy ass and fix some shit." He states, before downing another beer.

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Tyki said
"an internal investigator" the man replies in an even tone as he puts his credentials away and resting his arm on the bone handle of his sword, adding "and unless you can tell me why you were so delayed when delivering general delta's letter to the emperor i'm going to have to take you in"

"Oh, that bitch? My old lady got into a fight with me, and kicked me out of my house. Took me a few hours to find the god damn car keys." He says, a bit pissed off.

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kishin asura said
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"But sir, I've done nothing wrong." He says, looking as sad as he can muster.
"Other than try to eat my android..." She grumbles. "She was flirting with me...." He responds.

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Tyki said
"well, your story checks out, and i have no real reason to harass you any longer so i'll be leaving" the man replies before disappearing only to appear in a gout of black flame in front of marco, immediatly flashing his internal investigator credintials as he appears. "sir i'm going to need you to answer a few questions regarding an incident that occured regarding falsified mail" the man says evenly, his voice bored as he recites the overly said phrase that's most likely been trained into him for quite some time

Marco, who is currently at a bar getting slammed, looks over, with a "da fack." sorta look.
"Whoo...are you?" He asks, sorta smiling.

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Tyki said
the man stops the stop watch and puts away his phone, before asking "did you at least get her number?" in a somewhat joking tone as the smile returns

"Got a bit more than that." He says, smiling a little. "So....what now?" He asks.

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Tyki said
"you have a minute before i bring you in and we can do this the fun way" the man replies, getting out his phone and starting a stop watch as if literally timing sven's story

"My car broke down and the mechanic was extremely hot so I started hitting on her while she was fixing my car so she was distracted leading her to screw it up, explaining the 5 hour delay." He says, extremely fast, sweating so much he is drenched. He managed to say it all in under ten seconds.

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Tyki said
"i'm not talking about that. i'm talking about the letter sent to the clone emperor." the man says, his voice growing cold as sven could tell this man was not in the mood for idle banter or excuses

Sven looks confused.
"Why would you...oh, I see. I can explain why I took so long......" He starts, as if the beginning of a story was about to take place.