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eddieddi said
"Well, this is probably the best turn out we'll get. I'm only gonna say this once you bunch of.....well god knows what word is bad enough for you lot, but for now I'm just gonna call you buttmunchers." The commander growled and flicked the lights off, turning the projector on. "Your first job is a simple one. You're on a Locate and Extract job, a Huge shipment of high density ores and metals went down over 4612. We have a basic idea of where abouts it went down in that hellhole. Your job is to find it exactly and recover the cargo." He pulled up a slide of a blasted wasteland, the entire area was covered in huge crevasses and boulders larger than most tanks. "This is 4612, or as we like to call it. Sun burn central. it has three suns, each capable of searing your flesh from your bones in a matter of hours, so pack plenty of sunscreen. got it? this is where you say 'sir yes sir' and mean it." He paused long enough for them to respond then continued regardless. "The last transmission was garbled but what we did get from it expect a minor demon presence and the local wildlife ain't to friendly, your just lunch to whatever the hell lives out there. Am I clear?" he paused again.


"I might be able to grow some food out their, the suns going to give my powers a slight boost." Unlucky says. He smiles a bit. "This might be fun, as long as no giant fruit juicers show up...." He mutters under his breath.
eddieddi said
Shiro watched Unlucky with a air of slight confusion and worry. "He does realize he's just walked out of the primary briefing for the team's first mission? and just insulted one of the founding Members of the ISF?" he asked no one in-particular. Then looking over who was left in the room he almost moaned. "we're so dead."


Unlucky returns with his omni-shove instead of his normal shovel.
"Sorry, I needed to put my old weapon back. Never know when you need a back up." He says, not caring about what he had said to the commander.
eddieddi said
"Put on your man pants and deal sonny, this isn't strawberry feilds, that....thing is what we call round here a Idiot god. Lots of power, no sense. he'll be fine, he'll only die if I shoot him with my pistol. and if it comes to it, pray to whatever pathetic god you have that your not in with him." The commander said and looked Unlucky up and down. "You'll be the crystal boy then. Was told to give you this" he said handing Unlucky a odd looking shovel "Omni-blade shovel. since you like them as weapons the R&D monkeys made one that'll slice steel." he then looked at Rao "if you've got the energy to play stink finger, you've got energy enough to drop and give me fifty."


Unlucky takes the shove, sticking the other one into the floor with realitive ease. He looked it over impressed.
"Impressive." Unlucky says. "But as I said...refrain from harming people just to prove you are in charge. That is a sign of a poor commander." Unlucky says as he walks back to his room carrying both shovels.
eddieddi said
"I order you to return to a cohesive form and remain so until otherwise ordered, you must also have the bracelet upon your wrist at all times." The commander snapped at bob, allowing him to return to a 'normal' form. "Bloody Moronic fools." he grumbled and looked at a small clipboard, "Only a few more. and yes princess this is the Exalibur team, now sit down and shut up if you know whats good for you." He snapped at Rao "What is this? Special needs school for the retarded?"Shiro proceeded to giggle at Bob melting and the insults being hurled at everyone but himself. this however resulted in the clipboard bouncing off his forhead at high speeds. "Ow!" he yelped and the ball/chair pinged back in to its normal shape as his concentration failed.


Unlucky looked at the commander with a bit of distain.
"You must be the head of this little order. Please refrain from killing my team mates. Everyone I knew is already dead....I would prefer to make sure these few stay alive." He says with a ting of sadness, and anger.
thewizardguy said
Bob watched as the bracelet wrapped around his wrists, and he felt his form start to dissolve, the magic keeping him together being cancelled. "Noooooooooooooo- grgrgrgrggr" The last part is a gurgle, as Bob melts into a puddle of Bob on the ground, leaving nothing but the bracelet, a top hat, and a shiny red suit, neatly folded, on the floor.


Unlucky saw what was happening and cleaves the glass box in half with his shovel, and attempts to remove the bracelet from bob as quickly as he can.
Mysticbluekitten said
Syra sniffed. Her mouth watered. She thought as she longed the sweet sensation of prancing through the fields of divine catnip. Her nose twitched."Aya!" Syra squealed as she toppled over from her chair and started rolling around like a mad lunatic, over loaded with catnip. Her mind was torn between hating bob and loving catnip. She couldn't think straight. Catnip was winning her mental tug-of-war. Syra mewed in delight like a newborn kitten as catnip relished in victory.


Unlucky turned around at the squeal and started walking toward her.
"Oh dear..." He said aloud as he grew near and summoned a plant with a plump red berry on the end, before popping it into Syra's mouth. Soon the effects of the cat nip started dulling before vanishing completely.
"Are you ok?" He asks.
thewizardguy said
Good luck. That place has become a hellhole.


Then I guess Unlucky will be slapping some fools into place with his handy shovel.
Unlucky walked down the hall, shovel in hand resting on his shoulder. He soon saw a group of people arguing. He looked over and then started walking away not wanting to get involved.
Well I guess I am off to the IC.
thewizardguy said
If it's not actually hot chocolate, then why is it called hot chocolate? That's plain stupid!Well, you could lose the money, the band could run out of wrist bands....... any number of things could go wrong.


Matt it is a powered chocolate, that when mixed with a liquid of your choice (mainly milk or water) becomes a chocolaty drink of epic.
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