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kishin asura said
Me: then yes. Yes I do.

"Fine then. HEY DOUCHBAG GET OVER HERE!" I yell, and a south park version of me shuffles over.
"Meet Sir Douchbag, level 15 mage." I say. "He is a master of magic, and has single handedly stopped a shit ton of evil peeps." I say.

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kishin asura said
Me: not if it's either darkside, misogi kumagawa, chuck norris, or asura having a bad day.

"It is none of those things." I say.

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CreedTheChimera said
Staring at the computer. "Guys, what is Chuck Norris squared?"

You cannot square chuck norris, for he is infinite.

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kishin asura said
Me: ....oh my god my chuck norris clone was killed by chuck norris himself....

"Hey kishin, want to meet someone that will kick your ass?" I ask.

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kishin asura said
((LOL)) Me: help meeeeeee!!! Oh fuck it. *I send in a chuck norris clone who then obliterates the hybrid with a roundhouse kick* thanks man. Clone: *walks away as a portal opens on its own. Because it knows better*

The clone then is killed by the real chuck, because no one can recreate perfection. Chuck then leaves the roleplay for he is too powerful for any mere mortal to control his actions.

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kishin asura said
Me: *is running from the genetic fusion of goku, superman, and chuck norris* shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

I am reading your post.
"Goku and superman? This should be ea......oh fuck that no way am I pissing off chuck norris." I say, as I hide.

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CreedTheChimera said
I GTFO before I hug Russia.

I look around.
"This disguise worked....." I think as I start to walk off.

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CreedTheChimera said
((I don't know much about them either...xD))I follow you for no reason. "Hey Gunner, Hug Therapy!" I cry, turning into Italy and pouncing on you.

I swap places with Russia, who has his steel pipe.

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CreedTheChimera said
America bumbles in. "What's going on my friends?!"

I freak out and vanish, and Brittany falls asleep on the spot.
((You control him, all I know is he is a cultist and he has imagenary animal friends. His cooking is bland....very bland.))

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CreedTheChimera said
Well, I'm going to go check in with plan B.*disappears and reappears in FMA/Hetalia crossover world*How's the cat army coming along you guys?Alphonse: Excellent. Soon we will have enough cats to take over the world!Greece: Yes! Yes!*evil laughter*Edward: *is walking in* Hey Al, what's going on?Alphonse: Nothing brother. Just hanging out with Greece.Edward: K, bye! *walks away*Alphonse: He will never know! *evil laughter**I reappear back here* It's all going to plan...

Brittan and I are both in dark robes, in Brittan's basement.
"So, we need to use our powers to stop Al and Greece?" I ask. "Yes." Brittan says. We both start a summoning ritual, and soon both dark side and russia pop out of the summoning circle. "......." We both push them back down into the summoning portal.